Minecraft: The Official Joke Book

by Dan Morgan, Joe McLaren (Illustrator)

The official Minecraft Joke Book is packed with over 200 jokes inspired by the best-selling video game in the world!
Includes full-color poster!

What's a Minecraft zombie's favorite vegetable?
A human bean!

Why aren't zombies funny?
Because their jokes are rotten!

The official Minecraft Joke Book is packed full of jokes and humorous illustrations that will fill Minecraft fans' inventories with laughs and giggles. There's something for every Minecrafter, whatever their age. The book also comes with a full-color insert!

© 2021 Mojang AB and Mojang Synergies AB. MINECRAFT and MOJANG are trademarks or registered trademarks of Mojang Synergies AB.

128 pages, Paperback

Published May 11, 2021

About the author

Dan Morgan (1925–2011) was an English science fiction writer and a professional guitarist, mainly active as a writer from the early 1950s through the mid-1970s. In addition to his fiction, he wrote two manuals relating to his musical profession.

Morgan is best known for his Sixth Perception novels, featuring a group of characters possessed of psychic powers; the three Venturer Twelve space operas, co-authored with his colleague John Kippax (a fourth was written by Kippax alone); and the somewhat tongue-in-cheek novel The Richest Corpse in Show Business.

Reviews

[Raþ]

it's so peak... this should be required reading for all high schoolers taking honors english classes..

[Kelli · Rating 5 out of 5]

Minecraft: The Official Joke Book is a lighthearted, laugh-filled treasure chest for every fan of the world’s most creative video game. Packed with over 200 jokes, witty wordplay, and charming illustrations by Joe McLaren, it captures the fun, imagination, and quirky humor that define the Minecraft universe.

From clever puns about Creepers and Endermen to silly punchlines only true fans will appreciate, this book is an instant smile-generator. Whether read alone or shared among friends, it’s a delightful reminder of why Minecraft continues to inspire creativity and joy across generations.

It’s the perfect companion for young gamers, families, and anyone who enjoys humor that’s as blocky and bright as the world it celebrates.

[Liam von Novak · Rating 5 out of 5]

Hi it's me DarkEnchanter02 (jk I'm not famous LOL)

Ayo
How You
I Gud
Okay okay it's cringe I just couldn't think of a better way to do this
Okayyyyyyy... let's get started :)
It's funny. Like the jokes can be said as any genre, for example some of the jokes can be in a realistic setting
Here is a example (ok bad grammar in this review): Q: What is Redstone ore used for? A: Rowing a Redstone boat.
Get it ?
Boat has oars? Redstone ore, oar, ore, oar?
Ok bye

DarkEnchanter02 was slain by a creeper
(who was at a partay and *oops* had a blast)
haha

[Liz · Rating 3 out of 5]

I love puns, so this was pretty enjoyable to me, but some of the jokes are a little flat. However if you have a young gamer, they'll probably LOVE this. As a librarian, this would be fun to share with kids weekly.

[BooksAndMinerals]

"What did Alex say when she saw the cows on top of the mountain?"
"The steaks have never been higher"

"Why are endermen so tall?"
"Because their feet smell"

"What do you can an enderman that picks up tnt?"
"Extremely dangerous"

[Daniel Ganev · Rating 5 out of 5]

I have no idea if you have read this book.

[Bryan · Rating 5 out of 5]

KABOOM!