DNF p.104
Good NIGHT, this was terrible.
Such an interesting premise, which is such a pity that this alleged mystery/thriller turned out to be a wankfest pity party about quirky introvert with mad typing skillz, Hazel, and her new job working as a police transcriber.
I thought it was cringe with the little ways in which Hazel showed her QuIrKiNeSs, such as transcribing words in an interview under the table on her lap. Because, yanno, she's an aspiring writer! Or that she knew that the honorific, "Mrs." was derived from "mistress". Wow! And that she just can't help but cringe when people say, "irregardless" in a sentence.
For a brief moment, I thought I was just being bitchy. But no, Hazel really is a passive aggressive dick. This was best exemplified when Hazel is out to lunch with her sister, Elle, who's taking pictures of her wedding planner for the gram(!) and planning out her (second) wedding:
"I don't understnad what's to congratulate. Anyone can get married. It's not really an accomplishment.
Not like typing 111 wpm with 98 percent accuracy."
Omg.
Ahaha. OMG. This story is less thriller in which a police transcriber helps solve a case with a hot detective with steamy romance ensuing, and more about Hazel's passive aggressive pity party in which everything in her life is BAD. And you should feel SORRY for her. Meanwhile, instead of actually doing anything about it, she's content to let things happen to her.
Even her marriage to her NRA survivalist wannabe husband, clearly meant to make us feel sorry for dear Hazel, could be solved if she took a page out of her sister's book and just left his ass. Instead, Hazel seems to prefer to wait (and hope) for him to escalate things into an argument, and that she "would rather he just hit her and get it over with."
I just.
Look, on some level I do feel for Hazel. No one should be "expected" to give sex like they're a fucking vending machine. But she won't talk to him, tell him it hurts, tell him to stop, tell him to do anything to make it good for her. She won't leave the marriage she's clearly unhappy in, she won't do anything. Instead, she's hoping that he will "give her a reason" to end things. Bitch, it's the bad sex that leaves in you in major pain after!
I suppose all of the scenes with her mans are just setup for when she inevitably steps out on her marriage; it will make us root for her.
Like, go Hazel! Get that good dicking down like you deserve from hot detective Kole!! Flirt with him at some crack apartment that you volunteered to scope out so he wouldn't get his cover blown - only for you to promptly spaz out resulting in him running to your rescue so you could later make out on the kitchen sink! Yasss, queen.
And who cares if you don't get along with most of the women in your life? They're clearly just jealous, like coworker Liv who must have been the one to file that complaint against you for wearing that skirt. Even though you have no *real* confirmation on that. She's just spiteful and mean cause Hazel is the new fish and everyone is talking about the new transcriber who types at the speed of light (111 wpm!), makes no mistakes (98 percent accuracy), corrects punctuation, and is gonna make the DA "think we're all taking English classes".
Instead, be quick to judge green-with-envy Liv and be sad by her actions (there's a special place in hell for women who don't support women, after all). And then turn around and be disappointed in the one (1) female coworker you actually do get along with when she makes a, "gross, if true" comment when there's speculation that hottie Kole is fucking his CI. Be "disappointed in her quickness to judge"!
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