Destiel Fanfic ‘Alpha Needed: Looking for an alpha with a calming scent, preferably mated, for scenting purposes. Twice a week, one hour. Pay: $20 per hour plus expenses.’
In order to get his anxiety attacks under control, Cas is supposed to regularly scent an alpha whose scent makes him feel safe.
Dean could really use the extra cash and the ad sounds like the easiest 20 bucks an hour Dean has ever made.
I'm actually crying. That has to be the funniest fanfiction I have ever read and not intentionally.
Cas and Dean are so oblivious it makes me laugh and the author has a great spirit about the whole convention of fanfiction and Alpha-Beta-Omega dynamics.
The writing was not great but it did make me giggle so many times and honestly that is what is most important when reading fanfiction.
The line "An alpha was licking his penis!" made me laugh so hard.