***Spoilers included***
This book was pretty horrible. I was motivated to read to the end just to see what happened to the baby, but the writing style was on the same level as a middle school narrative assignment and I can’t believe Hoffmann has an MFA. Another reviewer on this site wrote that she thought it was written as if the writer had never read a fiction book before, and I wholeheartedly agree.
The plot is a decent enough idea: Gail and Jon long for a baby and, after several miscarriages, apply to adopt. Carli, a teen who lives in poverty and seeks to go to college to become a nurse, gets pregnant and decides to give the baby to Jon and Gail, who fund all the expenses. But Carli’s mother, Marla, decides this baby is her opportunity to rewrite her past of being an awful parent and tells Carli she will kick her out if she doesn’t get the baby back so she can be an imagined amazing grandmother even though she hits her grown daughters who still live with her and thinks it’s fine to smoke around the baby. Gail and Jon flee and try to make it to Canada with the baby when they’re told they have to give it up, but Gail has a change of heart when the social worker guilts her, and in the end Carli gets her baby back to give up on college and live in a cramped apartment with mouse shit everywhere and Gail gets pregnant.
As far as ideas go, the plot had potential, but Hoffmann deciding to write from mainly women’s perspectives was weird and ineffective. They were so emotionless that this read like a badly put together script. It was frankly uncomfortable to read that a man with a wife decided to appropriate female traumas of miscarriages and mother/daughter abuse for a sensationalized book.
This book also grossed me out. I have never encountered an author who wrote about smells so much, and it was extremely unpalatable and uncomfortable. Hoffmann mainly highlighted smells of the baby. Jon thought the baby smelled like Milk Duds, Gail thought it smelled like pears, Carli thought it smelled like vanilla cream soda, and Marla thought it smelled like pudding, and all of these smells are mentioned pretty much every time the baby is, which is a great deal since the book centers around this baby. I am not sure if Hoffmann thought he was making some compelling metaphor, but it was really just forced and disgusting. I get that smells are a way to evoke the senses, but it’s like some creative writing mentor hammered it into Hoffmann and he focused on that instead of improving the quality of his writing in a meaningful way.
Hoffmann also tried to make readers root for Carli, like having Paige tell Gail Carli is the only one deserving of the mother title because she was willing to give her up just to see her, but Carli cannot offer Maya, the baby, a quality life! Hoffmann gets it wrong; just because a birthmother can keep a baby surviving doesn’t mean it will have its needs met. Carli moved into a sketchy apartment with mouse shit, has a mother who hits people, and gave up on her dream of college to work low paying jobs just because she smelled the baby and liked the smell? This was not thought out at all. Then, he makes Gail magically get pregnant just to resolve that issue when, in reality, such a coincidental occurrence would not happen. Gail would mourn the loss of Maya forever and likely die alone since for some reason Hoffmann writes the whole time about how ill-suited Gail and Jon were for each other. Maya would have been way better off in Canada with Jon and Gail.
Another issue I had was how much Hoffmann leaned into stereotypes. Marla is poor, has bad grammar, is overweight, has a mustache, hits her kids, works in a factory, knows sketchy hit men, imposes her will onto her daughter, utilizes Fox News, lies to the police, and watches trashy reality tv (and Honey BooBoo hasn’t been on in years, thought I am assuming this fictional world aligns with around the same time period as I write this since Jon transferred his savings to bitcoin). Basically, he thought of every stereotype for a teen mother’s mother and wrote this caricature that bordered on comedy. It was embarrassing to read. It was as if he did a Google search of “white trash” and used every aspect for Marla.
I am so happy I got this book from the library and did not waste money on it! To my horror, he wrote on his Goodreads author page that he has another book coming out. I recommend not reading this one or his others unless you like reading about smells on almost every page.