We’ve always kept moving. We try to stay one step ahead of Trick and the Wyatts. Sometimes we get pizza.
How to describe the amazing insanity that is Michael James "The Hotel at the End of Time: Book 1 of The Hotel" (which btw is the last time I'll be spelling that out in its entirety)? Well, first of all, I made the decision to read the entire series within around 10 pages of this first book, so that was a good sign. Stick that in your marketing budget why doncha? Secondly, I was genuinely worried that my eventual reviews on goodreads and Arthur, oops, I mean, Amazon wouldn't be accepted as my reaction had quite a few expletives thrown in. Like "holy sh$t" and "fvckin' heck" and whatever other local colloquialism you'd like to add yourselves. It all worked quite well though I have obviously edited my thoughts down to a more family-friendly format (thanks for that assholes)!
Item number one on her bucket list was to create a bucket list.
Now in terms of an actual description of the book and/or my reading experience, well, I'm not sure if you'll be able to follow all of this because it relies heavily on my own even earlier reading experiences and preferences, as in 5-star faves. But here goes: Jackson Ford (author of the just awesome "Frost Files" books, also known as the "Sh*t" series! Not to be confused with my own mention of "sh$t" above…) and G.M.Nair (writer extraordiNAIR - hee hee - of "The Duckett & Dyer" series) are called together to write a more light-hearted version of Blake Crouch's "Black Matter". Or maybe it was "Recursion", I'm not sure. Anyway, they're told it needs to be really wacky, totally avoiding any semblance of easily identifiable genres and still be able to work in Denver, Boston, Minneapolis and a random location in Nevada. Oh and things should definitely be set up for Wes Anderson to take a stab at, cause I'm definitely feeling the need for some odd color schemes and weird camera angles here. Sell it to him as giving him a chance to do the second chapter of Douglas Adams' HHGTTG movie (something something End of the Universe something Dark Side). That should work, no?
Usually, coincidence was cause and effect that hadn’t been properly introduced.
So yeah, there's light-hearted bits, some serious bits (slavery in any form is totally uncool), a wide range of eclectic characters including the good and the bad ones. Oh and like I said (no "Sh*t", I said this, not my fault if you didn't catch it), super powers are a must. And multiverses. Gotta have multiverses in 2023 or nothing will make sense! But yeah, mentioning ol' Wes again, here is yet another bizarre hotel - this time one that is interdimensional and located at the nexus of time and space - but with all-inclusive resort amenities. Not counting the torture, mind you. I am desperately trying not to give too much away but damn is it making me twitch.
She was scared. She was tired. She still didn’t know how Game of Thrones ended.
But look: you'll at very least just love the names our cast carries. This includes Vain, Roman, Trick, the Wyatts (not clones dammit!), Hush, Blunt, Patience and Charm. Oh and Tank, let's not forget that hulking he-man that should definitely go by Tank! OK, OK, we'll call him Mark, sheesh! Actually, call him whatever he wants as he is, quote, "a trained dinosaur made of pectoral muscles." But as we meet these strangely powered Conduits and Utilities (again, just trust me on this and accept no spoilers!) along the way, we can't help but really connect really quickly to them! And that's even before young college student Emma does her incredible Dark Phoenix impression with a side of Quicksilver thrown in.
What are the chances you know karate? Jiu-jitsu?? Even sexy mud wrestling?
Seriously though, James has put together an absolutely brilliant tale! It reads quite fast though I wouldn't say it's an easy read. You are going to need to have your wits about you and pay attention, even though drinking heavily while reading this is not a bad plan either! After all, you might just find yourself confusing excessive room humidity with tears and that just won't do! But the author's prose is absolutely spot on and for a word junkie aka logastellus like myself, features as well a delicious selection of exotic and, more importantly, correctly used and spelled vocabulary! Lots and lots of fun for the entire nerdy family! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to my electronic KU library to check out Book 2!