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The Marijuana-logues: Everything About Pot That We Could Remember
Sweet ass! A 200ish-page book about pot and pot-related stuff. Can you believe somebody paid these guys to publish a whole book about The Chronic? Man, that is so sick! The Marijuana-Logues started as an Off-Broadway show, consisting of these three guys, Arj Barker, Doug Benson, and Tony Camin sitting on stools and elucidating and illustrating the wisdom of weed. Since you probably never got motivated enough to actually go see the show, now is your chance to enjoy such gems as, “Some people say marijuana is a crutch—yeah, crutches help people walk. We think that’s a good thing.” In this sturdy volume (not made from hemp paper, so don’t try to smoke it), you’ll find many highly creative essays on the virtues of that fine fine plant, as well as some herben poetry, “high-ku,” marijuana fun facts, marijuana fun snacks, and other up-here stuff [point to your head].
Some choice buds from The Marijuana-Logues :
ARJ BARKER’S FIRST TIME
The first time I smoked pot, I was in the back seat of my older brother’s car. It must have been some pretty good weed, too, because I’m an only child.
THINGS YOU WILL NEVER HEAR DOUG BENSON SAY WHEN HE IS OFFERED SOME MARIJUANA
No.
FEMALE COMPOTABILITY by Tony Camin
My girlfriend thinks that I smoke too much pot. I, on the other hand, don’t think I smoke enough pot, because if I did, I’d be finished. And I’m not. Look, we all have our I like to smoke a little weed; she likes to feed the baby. Different strokes for different folks.
Some choice buds from The Marijuana-Logues :
ARJ BARKER’S FIRST TIME
The first time I smoked pot, I was in the back seat of my older brother’s car. It must have been some pretty good weed, too, because I’m an only child.
THINGS YOU WILL NEVER HEAR DOUG BENSON SAY WHEN HE IS OFFERED SOME MARIJUANA
No.
FEMALE COMPOTABILITY by Tony Camin
My girlfriend thinks that I smoke too much pot. I, on the other hand, don’t think I smoke enough pot, because if I did, I’d be finished. And I’m not. Look, we all have our I like to smoke a little weed; she likes to feed the baby. Different strokes for different folks.
144 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 2005
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September 23, 2007I might've already read this and just forgot...
December 23, 2007
This book is a really short read. I read it in about an hour and I laughed at every page. I want to be best friends with Doug, Arj, and Tony.
August 22, 2009
Funny and interesting, although I still don't quite understand it all, haha.
June 2, 2011
Doug Benson is HILARIOUS. period. end of story. if you've seen ANY of the Marijuana-Logues, this book is the perfect companion. awesome insight, and funny as hell.
September 7, 2016
Very funny. Three comedians did a stand-up show about marijuana - this is the transcript of that show.
June 20, 2012
Hilarious! A must ready for any pot-head!
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