Ew, David, and Other Schitty Quotes: The Little Guide to Schitt's Creek, Unofficial & Unauthorised

by Orange Hippo!

Ew, David!

Schitt's Creek and the Rose family have entered the hearts and homes of viewers all over the world. The heartwarming sitcom follows the newly destitute magnate Johnny Rose, his wife, eccentric soap opera actress Moira, and their two adult children, the pretentious David and jet-setting socialite Alexis, as they set up in Schitt's Creek, a town they once bought as a joke. Now for the first time, the wisecracks, melodrama, relationship advice and gratuitous celebrity name-drops have all been gathered in one place.

Ew, David! And other Schitty Quotes contains over 150 of the finest quotes from the most infamous riches-to-rags story a small town has ever seen. From side-splitting bickering between David and Alexis and Roland Schitt's political wisdom to Johnny Rose's solid business advice and of course, Moira's many regaling turns of phrase. Whether you need a pick-me-up or a well-timed put-down, let the eclectic cast of Schitt's Creek guide you on your way. Love that journey for us.

"I'm trying very hard not to connect with people right now."

David Rose on his emotional state.

"David, stop acting like a disgruntled pelican"

Moira asked David to be polite in her unique manner.

Genres: Humor, Nonfiction

192 pages, Hardcover

Published September 28, 2021

Reviews

[Maximilian Lalli · Rating 3 out of 5]

why are there so many typos

[Hannah M · Rating 3 out of 5]

The quotes that are used are all ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, but some of the descriptions of those quotes are incorrect.

[Leslie Hester · Rating 5 out of 5]

All these quotes remind me why I love Schitt’s Creek!

[Amy · Rating 3 out of 5]

The quotes are funny because it’s from the show but the book is wildly inaccurate. Guess that is why it is an unofficial and unauthorized book. Also each page cites: “as seen on” and quotes various sources (buzzfeed, reader’s digest, e online, etc) but never the actual show it came from..

[Harriet Morgan · Rating 5 out of 5]

Slight mistake on some of the quotes (jeez I need to get a life) but fabulous Bebe!

[Simon Hall · Rating 5 out of 5]

Loved this. Lots of memorable and hilarious quotes. Loved it. A must for any fan of the show.

[Kathleen · Rating 3 out of 5]

Enjoyed revisiting some favorite moments from one of the best tv series ever. Not much of a read - almost feel like this is cheating to count it in my reading challenge. You could read it in line at the store. I found it at my local library which also surprised me. It’s the type of little book you find near the register at Barnes & Noble.

[Angela · Rating 5 out of 5]

This little book of quotations from the tv series "Schitt's Creek" is a delight, if you're a fan of the show. I was introduced to it by my son and have enjoyed it very much, so the book has truly brightened my days.

[Tea Leaves and Reads · Rating 5 out of 5]

After rewatching the series it was GREAT to go back and look at some of the poignant and hilarious quotes. Brilliant little book and the perfect gift.

[Sarah-Katharine Owen · Rating 5 out of 5]

This treasure is a nod to what I think is one of the best things to ever happen to TV! 💫 💕

[Esther Csorba · Rating 5 out of 5]

This was a gift from a dear friend, and honestly, it is a gift that keeps on giving. Every time I open it up it cracks me up. Would love to have books from my favorite shows.

[Amy · Rating 4 out of 5]

God, I love Schitt's Creek! This little book is pure happiness and smiles.

[Michelle Molloy · Rating 5 out of 5]

Loved all the quotes because I love the series so much

[Scarlet]

LOVE THESE TYPES OF BOOKS - I can carry them around :D