Underboss (With Me in Seattle Mafia #1) by Kristen Proby, published 2021 by Ampersand Publishing.
This is a standalone contemporary romance and is the first book in the With Me In Seattle Mafia series containing three primary works, each focusing on a different son of the Martinelli family.
Order food…Have sex…Go shopping.
Carmine Martinelli and Nadia Tarenkov experience insta-lust though they are from rival mob families. Carmine, the heir of the Martinelli family, seeks revenge for the deaths of his aunt and uncle, and, he believes by infiltrating the Russian mafia, he will find the answers of who’s responsible. His game is to make Nadia fall for him to gain access to her family.
Nadia’s powerful crime family does not value her. However, Nadia’s goal is to rule the syndicate despite her brother being the heir. Nadia welcomes Carmine’s game: she will use him to prove her worth to her father.
Carmine and Nadia began living together almost from page one, when Carmine visits the hotel in Miami where she was staying. Each one thinks they are being subtle and clever, when it is obvious to the other it is just a game. The couple does a lot of posturing and saying things that sound tough and important. Actually, they only do three main things together: Order food…Have sex…Go shopping. And this goes on for weeks before relocating to Seattle to rinse and repeat.
Both families talk a big game and fling accusations at one another during a multifamily wedding in Seattle. The patriarchs order Carmine and Nadia to solve this ‘thing’, when a guest dies during the reception – a case of the wrong person drinking the poison. Carmine and Nadia are then sent to New York.
In New York, they met with another mafia family, the Sergis, whom neither trusts, hoping to gain information. The Sergis’s patriarch tells them he will check with his people and get back to them. Guess what Carmine and Nadia do for the week while waiting? Yep. Order food…Have sex…Go shopping.
At the 30% mark, I just could not take any more of this book. Nor could not find a thread of a plot. Skimming pages this early is a bad sign. Add in unlikable, shallow characters, no couple chemistry at all (even the sex scenes were boring, perfunctory). Time to move on.