I want to come out and first let the world know that this book is not an accurate reflection of the typical southerner. Seriously. It's not.
That being said, Chimes of a Cracked Southern Belle is an interesting read. It centers around Dee Millings, a divorced mother of two who's ex husband is in prison for basically running her over with a van and then stabbing her nearly to death with a screw driver outside the Piggly Wiggly, or some other aptly named grocery store. The book is fairly hilarious, if you're not from a fairly traditional southern upbringing (like me). Then it's sorta kinda offensive in parts. But let's overlook that for now because I'm trying to be unbiased here.
Dee has some issues, and who wouldn't in her shoes. She's got a son who has outbursts and obviously therapeutic needs, and a little girl who's pretty much a little replica of her over bearing, way to prim and proper mother. And let's not get started on the mother. If Dee Millings mom was my mother, I wouldn't need to be stabbed in the chest with a screw driver to lose my mind. I would probably need to be institutionalized before I reached 15. That woman was a basket case. Add in that her ex-husband is still writing her dark and menacing letters from prison, she's having a hard time moving from her past, and she can barely make ends meet. It's a hard life for her.
There are a lot of things I love about this book. I love the honesty, the raw emotion, and the fact that this book centers around real people with real problems. Dee isn't a super hot super model with perfect legs and perky boobs. Her love interest certainly isn't Brad Pitt or any comparable hottie. Her kids are far from perfectly behaved, and her mother is a nut case. She scrubs toilets and wipes butts for a living, and has a hard time even making her basic rent payment. I liked (note: like, not love) the characters (with the exception of one particular character, any guesses as to who that is?) and the plot, for the most part was a beautiful story of love, loss and finding strength when it seems like the best thing to do would be to crawl under the covers and never come out.
There are also quite a few things I didn't like. First off, this book could have totally been written in under 300 pages. There was a lot of useless internal monologue that was incredibly repetitive and pointless. But that's beside the point. The big turn off for me was that I'm southern through and through, I say y'all and toast with sweet tea and am, for the most part, a fairly conservative southern baptist. So…I didn't take kindly to the author's rendition of a conservative southern baptist. Dee's mom was a bitch. And yes, there are southern moms out there who are preoccupied with status and what the communities think of them and so forth, but Dee's mom takes the cake. And it would have been okay if she was selfish and cold hearted and put herself above her kids in every aspect of her life (which she did) IF there had been character growth on her part during the book. But no, there wasn't. Dee's mother didn't grow an ounce in the entire 384 pages of this book. It was all Dee's fault that her husband went nuts and ran her over and tried to murder her with a screw driver. It's all Dee's fault that she has scares and has self esteem issues. It's all Dee's fault that people whisper about her. No blame for the man who actually did the attempted murder, nope, that was all Dee's fault. And those opinions would have been fine, IF the character had grown to realize the err of her ways throughout the book. But she didn't. On that last page, her mother, who's a huge part of the book, was still as self centered, hateful, and ugly as she was in the beginning. And that simple fact, along with the author's little slams here and there against rural southern culture, was enough to turn me off from the book. Have a reason for your character's ugliness, and fix it in the course of the book, because there was nothing funning about that character, even though it's obvious that's what she was intended for.
For that reason along, I give this a hesitant 3 stars.