Scary Stories To Tingle Your Lesbian Butt: Seven Tales Of Ladybuck On Ladybuck Terror

by Chuck Tingle

A terrifying scream rings out through the woods of Sleepy Butthole. Could this be the work of the Headless Buttwoman, a sentient pumpkin who’s always giving head but never receiving it?

If your butt is already tingling as ferociously as ours, then this is the collection for you. Presenting Scary Stories To Tingle Your Lesbian Butt, a seven book collection of the most toe-curling tales to ever get you off. Within you will find the following masterworks of modern literature…

THE SENTIENT PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF HALLOWEEN EATS ME OUT

EATEN RIGHT BY A SABERTOOTH CAT AT THE PREMIERE OF THE BIZARRE AND FRIGHTENING FILM ADAPTION OF SABERTOOTH CATS THE MUSICAL

THE LEGEND OF SLEEPY BUTTHOLE

APIARIST LESBIAN TRACTOR WITCH MAKES ME CUM HARD

SPOOKY SENTIENT LESBIAN CANDY CORN BUTT BUFFET

FRIDAY THE 69TH

BUTTLEJUICE

Genres: Erotica, Fantasy

88 pages, Paperback

Published October 4, 2020

About the author

Chuck Tingle is a mysterious force of energy behind sunglasses and a pink mask. He is also an anonymous author of romance, horror, and fantasy. Chuck was born in Home of Truth, Utah, and now splits time between Billings, Montana and Los Angeles, California. Chuck writes to prove love is real, because love is the most important tool we have when resisting the endless cosmic void. Not everything people say about Chuck is true, but the important parts are.

Management and general inquiry: infotingleverse@gmail.com

Literary agent: DongWon at dongwonsong.com

Reviews

[Trevor · Rating 4 out of 5]

For years I’ve been laughing at Chuck Tingle titles and sharing the covers as memes, but have never actually gotten around to reading one until now. Well, I wish I had done so earlier, cause this was even better than I expected. Tingle definitely has his tongue planted firmly in cheek with these, making it a amusing (and brief) read, full of passages that make you immediately want to call up friends to read them to. I’ll definitely be taking more trips into the Tingle-Verse.

[Tami · Rating 4 out of 5]

Did this collection make my lesbian butt tingle? No.

Did it my me laugh my lesbian butt off? Most definitely.

If you are in the mood for absurd, depraved, satirical lesbian smut, Chuck Tingle delivers it on a sentient tribade witch tractor, and the stories are short enough to keep you from getting too annoyed by poor writing/editing.

[Steven Davis · Rating 4 out of 5]

Featuring: Moby Butt; The legend of Sleepy Butthole; The Butt of Monte Christo; Fahrenheit 69; Journey to the Centre of my butt; Pride and Pre-Judged Ass; Do Androids Dream of Electric Butts.

Not sure if it's terrible, brilliant, corny, soft-porn or, more likely, all of the above. None of them are serious, they're fun pastiches that conjure up the scent of what they're a play on, then get [sorry] right to the bottom of things ...

[Annalise Clark · Rating 5 out of 5]

An A+ Tingler. 10/10 would read again. Love is real!

[Michael Howley · Rating 5 out of 5]

if the formula ain't broke don't fix it

[Caitlin · Rating 3 out of 5]

This was entertaining but I was hoping for the stories to be scary. Also was a bit bummed that the candy corn story was from a different book.