11th book in this series, first with this specific lead character.
A woman in her 80s continues searching for her missing husband (missing for about 50 years), now with a renewed determination to find him after being informed, after having it confirmed that her husband is still alive. Her family has long assumed Alice was on a mission of no hope, that Thomas, the missing husband was dead. Alice long fought against this assumption, but even she was beginning to lose hope. That is until her granddaughter, Annie, let her know what she learned when she meant an evil demonic-like force.
The book opens with Alice battered, bruised, near death, and slamming through a bar window. Her latest mission found her being ambushed by seven foot tall assholes. She killed most of them, naturally, but there were a lot of them. That bar, by the way, was on earth (the ambush happened on another planet in another dimension). One owned by a friend, a tree person (let's not dig too deep into that).
Refreshed, Alice returns to the planet where she was ambushed: they still had her stuff, and she wanted it. She gets her stuff, along with some more stuff - stuff that has deep impact on the plot moving forward. Getting that stuff, though, caused her to have to fight a giant crawfish (um, crab? something like that. Possibly a land-lobster). She killed it, but doing so allowed it to poke her with stuff. Spike like stuff on the back of the lobster-thing.
Near death, she touches a tattoo, which teleports her to the home of a giant snake. Who helps her. While there, after being cured from death (near-death), she looks at that "other stuff". A map and books. Of an explorer. Which proves that her host, the giant snake who has been helping her search for her husband for 50+ years, has been lying to her. She now knows, and/or suspects she knows where her husband is currently at. Mind you, her husband was older than her when he disappeared. He is in his 90s or 100s by this point. An old man or a dead man. Course she's in her 80s, so...
Why, that book cover must be completely and utterly off-topic and/or wrong, right? Well, the tattoos look completely wrong, and that machete in her hand looks way too new, shiny, and unused to be in any way similar to the machete described at the beginning of the book. Oh, you mean the obvious lack of other weapons? Including grenades? Well, yes, that does seem odd. But she more hides them amongst her body than have them just sitting there ready for anyone to grab. Hair might be slightly longer than expected - there was a point about her being worried about people grabbing her hair in a. fight. Yes yes, I've been dodging around the big obvious issue: the blond hair. Well, she has blond hair. Okay? I mean, really . . . heh. Right, anyone still reading? It's the part where the woman on the cover looks to be closer to 30 (possibly 20), right? And I said she's 80+? Well, if you don't know the reason - this is a good opportunity for me to note: this is the 11th book in the series, do not read this book first. Alice has never been a lead character in any of the previous books, but the plots in those books (at least the ones involving Annie), are quite important to this book (or, not; it's one of the few cases where having read the prior books would probably be wise, but more if you wish to ever read those books). Point being: if you have read the prior books in this series, you know that "Grandma" . . .. Why'd I put quotes around that? That's the bloody point. bah. Grandma Alice doesn't look 80, and in fact tends to look younger than her own grandkids because of a special something or other she absolutely refuses to divulge. Something that has allowed her to turn back time on her physical body (so to speak, not actually). She occasionally allows herself to age, but she tends to have the body of a 20 year old. And, in the beginning of this book (well, going through the special process thingie), she's closer to 17 or 19. In body, not in mind.
That was a huge paragraph.
Everything I could mention plot wise from here on out would probably be a spoiler for the series and or for the book. So, the main avenue left to explore would be "feelings". As in about the book.
I didn't restart this series because of this book here, I didn't really know it was going to appear at some point when I restarted. But I did probably learn about it way back when her grandson had control of the POV. So, I'll note that knowing this book was out there to read, got me through some of the books in-between grandson's books and this one. Mostly because I couldn't stand the first series POV lead character, and they retook over the series briefly. Then there was something about Annie's POV book, the first one, that started off roughly, but I ended up liking it. Then the telepath Sarah . . . . Good grief this series has had a ton of main character POV people.
Right, so: unlike some of the other books in this series, I was "driving towards" reading this book. Looking forward to doing so. So, that changes things, kinda, when it comes to that "feelings" part. So, did I like what I found? Yes. Well, that was a lot of writing to get to "Yes". Part of the tiny answer is spoiler type stuff.
Right, so. Enjoyed the book. Was good. Yay book. What am I going to read next? No idea.
Rating: 4.34
March 4 2022