DNF @69%...for now. I'm just so bored, but maybe I'll finish it someday? I obviously don't want to, but I feel compelled to because I hate DNFing books.
**Update written after this review: I spoiled myself by reading other reviews and then I just had to see that cliffhanger ending play out lol so I ended up skimming the rest and omg...glad I just skimmed because it did not get better IMO**
Unfortunately this was just really juvenile, the plot didn't keep me engaged and I felt no connection to the characters or storyline. I can't muster up any interest in this anymore and I'm just hate-reading it at this point while constantly checking how much is left so I'm going to stop. Also I thought my "review" of why I DNF'd would be really short but it turned into the longest rant of all time. Oops.
I know I mentioned this in my review of the first book, but I still can't get over the fact that our Hero, a super hot, sexy, all powerful God is named...Shadow. I'm sorry, but that just sucks. It's a cute name for a black cat or dog who's adorable and follows you around everywhere, but for the "Supreme Being" of the Shadow Realm... You name him SHADOW. A name Mera jokingly gave him shortening "Shadow Beast" but then 'Oh, turns out everyone calls him that even his best friend's for thousands of years even though you just made it up'. Also, the H being called 'Shadow' and the h's nickname being "Sunshine" is just a bit too on-the-nose for me. Really? Shadow and Sunshine? Might as well call them Light and Dark. Oh, but wait, Shadow's real name is...Darkor. That's right DARKor. Wow. Very imaginitive and unique and creative.
Moving on, our heroine, Mera or "Sunshine" is just so immature, TSTL, overly dramatic and annoying. I love a sassy, funny, take-no-shit heroine, but Mera misses the mark completely for me and instead just annoys the shit out of me. Her constantly saying "dude" is supposed to be such a rebelious little quirk that makes her ?relateable? and instead is so lame to me 😓 also why is she constantly naked? Once or twice it's because she shifted, but mostly she's just naked all the time. Her main character trait this book was horny, and as someone who loves smut in my romance novels Mera made me hate it haha.
Some other choice Mera quotes:
"Dude, you better dick me right now before I lose my brains." ...sexy. cute. funny.
"So many facets of me, Mera Callahan. All the colors of my rainbow spread out before me, visible and vibrant. And I got them, I embraced them. Now, though, there was a new streak of midnight threading it all--kind of ironic, considering I was bonded to a mist called Midnight."
There's nothing "ironic" about that considering you were the one that named your mist Midnight. Another very on-the-nose, boring name to go along with this series.
"And I knew there was not a fuck in hell I'd find my way out of this maze." 🧐🤔🤦🏼♀️
Once we get to The Grey Lands Mera crosses over into TSTL, whiny, immature territory in a way she never has before and here's her own words about her actions:
"Part of me knew I was acting like a child." At 60%
"Right now I looked like the childish, petty asshole in the room." At 61%
"Yeah, I was being super dramatic,..." At 64%
And why was she being so annoying and immature and dramatic? *Spoilers* because:
"Maybe...just maybe, I'd finally learned what it was like to be truly broken by someone I trusted. I could still feel the zap of Shadow's power, the cold burn in his eyes, and the way his name for me had turned from 'Sunshine' into 'Mera'." GIRL. Are you dumb? Apparently, yes. First of all, "broken" wtf?? None of what he did was that bad...chill the fuck out. Second of all, he makes it super fucking obvious he's pretending not to be as close to her in front of a new, suspicious ass character. Yes, it's his "true mate" but he never once said he wanted to claim her. In fact, he fucks Mera after she says all this and tells her he belongs to her and would never kiss Miss Ice Queen but then dumbass Mera goes right back to immediately doubting him, thinking the worst, completely ignoring everything he said and being TSTL, dumb and immature and I honestly couldn't take anymore so that's when I DNF'd.
World building stuff I hated:
Mera just being able to do things without trying and no explanation, she keep getting new abilities and "stronger", same for Shadow. I find the world building in general to be very simplistic, but outlandish with nothing to back it up. It lacks in creativity, in my opinion, and whenever the author has a new idea, *poof* of course that thing exists, or can happen, with no world building foundation or structure.
The kingdoms in the Shadow Realm: Trinity, Holister, Fraple, Glist'n, and Ashan.
I'm sorry...those are just the lamest names I've ever heard. Trinity, whatever, sure, fine. Holister makes me think of jeans. Fraple sounds so stupid and like the name of a new apple frappucinno drink at Starbucks or something. Glist'n...like glisten...why?? Ashan, kind of fine, but again 'Ash' 'Shadow' 'Midnight' 'Inky'...all very boring, obvious names.
The Grey Lands: every house in this winter wonderland is shaped like a...snowflake. What the fuck, might as well say they're all shaped like a candy cane or a black hole for all that that makes any sense. Mera says, "I had no idea how the interior worked with such an odd structural shape" YEAH, me neither. How about we just have normal houses in the ice/winter world instead of such an on-the-nose weird ass idea like making all houses SNOWFLAKES. This is Mera communicating with her mist that she bonded to (not even gonna get into that): "Let me know when you arrive at the largest snowflake building." ....I just can't.
Shadow giving Mera the ability to understand and speak all languages (he has new powers all the time with no explanation): how did he do it you might ask? Simple he just "rearranged her brain chemistry"... 🙄
I have other shit I highlighted, but at this point I've ranted long enough. I feel mean, but I just needed to vent a bit about how much this book bugged me. In the past I've found some of this author's work a fun, easy diversion, but it's just not cutting for me any more it seems.