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225 pages, Kindle Edition
First published January 1, 1898
Its author W Pett Ridge was the most famous literary Londoner of his day. He walked everywhere. He knew the city from suburbs to centre. He knew everyone, an energetic social reformer, he was a good friend of HG Wells, JM Barrie, WS Gilbert, Jerome K Jerome, E Nesbit and many contributers to the Pall Mall Gazette, The Idler, Westminster Gazette, journals of what we'd today call the moderate left. All testified to his experience and talent. 'There is nobody else in London,' said JM Barrie, 'with his unique literary ear.' (52-53)
Like many of his contemporaries from poor backgrounds, he educated himself at the Birkbeck Institute's evening classes. (53)
A Cockney thief reforms, her ex-convict father kills her mother, and she weds a boxer.
All the members of the Gilliken Gang possessed the privilege which the London girl demands--that of having their evenings for their very own. Some were engaged in a large mineral water factory in Albany Road; two walked over Blackfriars Bridge to the City every morning; the remainder did nothing of a definite character (loc 226).
Pandora Buildings, despite its bare passages and blank, asphalted yard and drafty balconies, all suggesting that it was a place where people were sent for some infraction of the law, was, nevertheless, for its inhabitants sufficiently cheerful, and there were very few of them who were not happy. To understand this fact it was necessary to become an inhabitant in Pandora, and not merely to come down on a hurried visit, as lady philanthropists did, and sniff, and look sympathetic, and tell each other that it was all quite too dreadful. Nothing privately amused Pandora more than the visits of these people, and Mord Em'ly gained much applause by her very faithful imitation of one of these visitors.
"Oh, the poor, dear creatures!" Mord Em'ly would look at the diverted women on the landing with half-closed eyes and a glance of condescension. "How do you do, my poor women! What do your poor husbands do for a living, pray? Dear, dear! what dreadful occupations, to be sure! I'd never really heard of them before. And the poor, dear children--I do so hope you look after them. Our country's future, you must remembers, lies in their hands, and -- This is my daughter, Lady Ella. She, too, is going to be so interested in the poor. In fact, I may tell you that she is going to play the zither at a concert near here some evening.
"Ah, Mord Em'ly!" The women would laugh and wipe their eyes with aprons exhaustedly. "You can take the toffs off to a T." (loc 239)
At the Paragon end of New Kent Road she stopped to take breath. There is a decorum about New Kent Road, with its tree-bordered pavements and calm dwelling-houses, that constitutes a silent reproach to its noisy, restless, elder relative, and even on this Saturday night it was not without repose. Middle-aged couples, out for the purpose of buying forage for the home, and accompanied by the newest baby in order that it might thus early study economy, were going east to Old Kent Road, or went to the Elephant, as their fancy or their traditions dictated (loc 71).
No. 18 was precisely like No. 17, and like No. 19, and like every other number in Lucella Road; the lace-curtained bow-windows, the ventian blinds half-way down, the row of yellow pots on the edge, the glimpse of oval mirrors and draped pianofortes within (loc 196).
‘This, dears,’ said the youngest sister, ‘ is the little girl who has come after the place. She looks willing, and my idea is that we might take her for a month, at any rate. Her mother is a good worker.’
‘I expect Letty is right,’ said one of the elder sisters. ‘ What is your name, my girl ?’
‘Mord Em’ly.’
Name interpreted by the youngest sister.
‘Oh, you must really learn to pronounce distinctly. You should say Maud, and then wait for a moment, and then say Em-ily.’
"All very well,’ said Mord Em’ly, ‘ if you’ve got plenty of time.’
"Are you a hard worker, my girl ?"
"Fairish, miss. I ain’t afraid of it, anyway."
"I think we shall decide to call you Laura if you stop with us."
"Waffor?" demanded Mord Em'ly.
"We always call our maids Laura," explained the eldest of the ladies complacently. "It's a tradition in the family. And my youngest sister there, Miss Letitia, will look after you for the most part. My other sisters are engaged in -- er -- literature; I myself; if I may say so without too much confidence, am responsible for"--here the eldest sister looked in a self-deprecatory manner at the toe of her slippers--"art." (loc 312)
"My sister Fairlie," went on the eldest lady in a lecturing style, and pointing with her forefinger, "writes under the pen name of 'George Willoughby' and has gained several prizes, some of them ammounting to as much as one guinea. My sister Katherine pursues a different branch. her specialite, to use a foreign expression, is the subject of epitaphs--queer epitaphs, ancient epitaphs, pathetic epitaphs, singular epitaphs, amusing--"
"Speaking about epitaphs," interrupted Mord Em'ly, "how much do I get a year for playing in this piece?"