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VON PUMPERNICKLE – He’s fluffy. He’s fat. He’s a secret agent cat…Theodore Von Pumpernickle’s the hospitality cat at the Cheesehead Lodge in Sister Bay, Wisconsin. He’s also the Pet Intelligence Agency’s cutest, grumpy-faced, feline spy.

Theodore’s diligent detective work put criminal mastermind Dietrich Goldmitten behind bars. But now Goldmitten’s broken out of prison and headed to Sister Bay, revenge on his brain. But he's not the only bad guy in town...

Bertie -- PIA's Sister Bay Head of Special Gadgets -- is found dead on his kitchen floor -- poisoned. Now it's up to Theodore and his band of human, furry, and feathered spy friends to figure out who killed Bertie, and stop Goldmitten before he wreaks chaos at Sister Bay's Homeland in the Heartland festival.

Can Theodore save the day?

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194 pages, Kindle Edition

Published March 11, 2021

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2,451 reviews44 followers
March 19, 2021
Goldmitten is a great antidote to the blues and the blahs that so many are experiencing now. It is a delightful and often hilarious read for fans of animals or cozy mysteries. Cat lovers will especially appreciate some of Theodore Von Pumpernickle's humorous antics as normal life distracts him from the dangers of his role as a member of PIA, Pet Intelligence Agency, an organization that takes advantage of the special talents of pets especially their ability to go places with little or no notice. Theodore may be easily distracted at times and he definitely does not love all of the demands of the job but he still manages to get that job done! With the most famous secret agent of book and screen as his mentor, and maybe imaginary friend, Theodore is working towards his double -0-9 designation. The shocking return of an archnemesis challenges his knowledge and courage but this mixed-Himalayan is ready to protect the world and especially Cat Mother from the nefarious machinations of that evil-doer, Goldmitten. Have a blast enjoying Theodore Hospitality Von Pumpernickle face newbie operators, grumpy neighbors, vacuum cleaners and the inimitable Goldmitten who may look vaguely familiar.
8 reviews
February 12, 2026
Good Read

I found Goldmitten very sharp and funny not funny, funny but excited funny. I love Theodore Von Pumpernickle a sweet cat a very intelligent spy. A protector of his mom Annie and the town.
I love cats

I gave it 5 stars because it deserved it.


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July 27, 2025
This was cute, and I loved the alternate cover with the cow.
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August 15, 2025
Cute as can be

This book is a chuckle fest. Ingenious storyline with cute characters, a few knuckleheads, like Kevin, and diabolical bad guys.
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June 11, 2025
VON PUMPERNICKLE – He’s fluffy. He’s fat. He’s a secret agent cat…Theodore Von Pumpernickle’s the hospitality cat at the Cheesehead Lodge in Sister Bay, Wisconsin. He’s also the Pet Intelligence Agency’s cutest, grumpy-faced, feline spy.

Theodore’s diligent detective work put criminal mastermind Dietrich Goldmitten behind bars. But now Goldmitten’s broken out of prison and headed to Sister Bay, revenge on his brain. But he's not the only bad guy in town...

Bertie -- PIA's Sister Bay Head of Special Gadgets -- is found dead on his kitchen floor -- poisoned. Now it's up to Theodore and his band of human, furry, and feathered spy friends to figure out who killed Bertie, and stop Goldmitten before he wreaks chaos at Sister Bay's Homeland in the Heartland festival.

Can Theodore save the day?
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