This was legitimately so bad. I don't know where to begin.
I should have known from the very beginning that I wasn't going to like it when I read the blurb. And when I read the reviews. And as soon as I opened the book.
And I didn't like it. Three chapters in, I gave up.
But I felt bad. Maybe there was something redeemable hidden in the depths of its pages?
No. No, there was not.
I fundamentally hated the premise of the book, and there was no other aspect that could save itself from its inherent terribleness. Spoilers ahead.
Rosie is a stalker. She is in love with a celebrity, quits her job, moves cities, and starts working for this celebrity she is in love with. She starts texting Isaac over IG, and somehow they magically fall in love. Well, she was already in love with him, and Isaac somehow falls in love with her too.
Their love is real! They have so much in common! Like their love for a band! And they have the same taste in movies! And books! All of their mutual friends are onboard with them because Rosie wears funky clothes! That are retro! And she doesn't wear high heels! She's so quirky like that!
Isaac and Rosie start talking in real life too. And he's attracted to her. How or why? No one knows. But he feels the tingles in his loins. But what about Ana, the girl whom he is texting with and is so perfect for him?
Aha! He will go on a road trip to Kansas to meet Ana! But Rosie, who is Ana, is at a loss. Isaac won't find Ana in Kansas.
So their friends decide that Rosie will go on this road trip with Isaac and lie to him the whole time, only revealing at the end that Rosie and Ana are the same person.
No room for error, of course.
Begin road trip.
Their chemistry is off the charts! The banter is so effortless! We are aware of this because we are told: "Talking to her was so effortless" or "He could tell that Rosie was comfortable with him" or other such similar phrasings.
Rosie and Isaac kiss. AH! So exciting, said no one ever, because once again, there is no adequate buildup and I honestly cared more about the car they were driving in than the people in it. Nevertheless, the kiss is so good! We know this because we are told!
But alas. Isaac is on his way to meet the true love of his life. Forget about Rosie. He pushes her away. Rosie isn't going to deal with this, though. How dare he not understand what's going on? She leaves the trip and goes home.
Isaac pushes through. He makes it to Rosie/Ana's childhood home where her mother lets him in and takes him to Rosie's childhood bedroom. Upon looking at it, he realizes that Rosie is Ana, and that he is in love with her. He goes home, makes a video of the two of them being cute, shows it to her, they kiss, and happily ever after.
Yeah, what this book lacked was actually romance. I've forgiven a lot of books for not actually having depth of romance if it was somewhat cute, but seeing as how Rosie was actually a stalker (she, like, memorized his YouTube videos and all of his favorite things and blah blah, you know the stalker life), I couldn't really get past it.
And I'm out.