This is the collection that introduced me to O. Henry when I was in middle school. Of these sixteen tales, several are absolute masterpieces, enduring stories that define his brilliance — The Last Leaf, The Gift of the Magi, After Twenty Years, The Ransom of Red Chief, and A Retrieved Reformation. Filling out the rest are strong tales no less entertaining though less famous. One, in particular, (Roads of Destiny) appealed greatly to the budding romantic in sixth grade me, and re-reading it now, almost fifty years later, reminded me of that long forgotten thrill.
The Last Leaf: ”So to quaint old Greenwich Village the art people soon came prowling, hunting for north windows and eighteenth century gables and Dutch attics and low rents.
A fair young artist lays sick in her gabled room, morbidity fixated on her own death. An old man, her neighbor, a cantankerous failure of an artist, obsessed by the masterpiece he will someday paint, makes a great sacrifice to save her. This is one of O. Henry’s best — an absolute masterpiece of sentimentality with one of his most successful twist endings.
5 ⭐️
The Gift of the Magi: A poor young couple, struggling to survive in a New York tenement, make serious sacrifices to give each other meaningful gifts for a happy Christmas. Quite possibly O. Henry’s best known and most loved tale, with one of his more brilliant twist endings.
5 ⭐️
The Green Door: A tale of adventure in the city. A young man is twice given a handbill bearing a cryptic, enigmatic message — “The Green Door” — unlike all the other handbills being distributed. Feeling mysteriously chosen, he finds the door of green, knocks, and discovers a damsel in distress in the form of a starving shop girl. He rescues her, a spark is struck, but what of the mysterious handbill?
4 ⭐️
Roads of Destiny: A romance of fate. A young, provincial shepherd and would be poet takes to the road headed to Paris hoping to make his fame with his verse. The road forks into three branches, and we learn the poets fate upon each branch that he might take.
”The wolves, perceiving that difficult poems made for easy mutton, ventured from the woods and stole his lambs. David’s stock of poems grew longer and his flock smaller.”
4 ⭐️
The Ransom of Red Chief: A kidnapping goes awry when the 10 year old “victim,” delighted by the adventure of it, torments his captors with rough play and unending, pestering questions. The kidnappers must reevaluate their plans, as their calculations change from how much they can get to how soon they can get rid of him. Classic fun!
5 ⭐️
Sound and Fury: An author dictating to his amanuensis is driven to distractions by her continual misunderstandings, corrections, and other interruptions. Slight but funny.
3 1/2 ⭐️
The Handbook of Hyman: A tale of a pair of Western pards courting the same gale. One uses romantic poetry, the other a book of facts and statistics. Guess who prevailed?
”Let us sit on this log at the roadside,” says I, “and forget the inhumanity and ribaldry of the poets. It is in the glorious columns of ascertained facts and legalized measures that beauty is to be found. In this very log that we sit upon is statistics more wonderful than any poem.”
3 ⭐️
The Halberdier of the Little Rheinschloss: A Bavarian style eatery hires a man to stand on the their landing in an old halberdier getup. The man in the suit is a mystery. Throw in some arrogant rich swells who come to dine, a proposition of marriage, and a bet to decide it all. The tale is told by a malapropist waiter. And, oh yes, there is a broken cigar case.
3 1/2 ⭐️
The Defeat of the City: A variant of “You can’t take the country out of the boy” tale. The sophisticated Manhattan lawyer visits his country farm home, taking with him for the first time his elegant, aristocratic bride.
3 ⭐️
After Twenty Years: My favorite of all O. Henry tales. A man who left New York to make his fortune in the West comes back to keep a promised appointment made twenty years before with his childhood chum. When they meet, they discover that life took them in startlingly different directions.
5 ⭐️
A Retrieved Reformation: Jimmy Valentine is the prince of safe-crackers. When casing a bank, he falls in love with the banker’s daughter, changes his name, goes straight, opens a business, and is about to marry his sweetheart. But when a little girl is accidentally locked in the bank safe Billy is faced with losing his cherished new life when he is the only one who can rescue her.
5 ⭐️
Friends in San Rosario: A sharp faced new bank examiner thinks he’s discovered major irregularities in old Major Tom’s bank. The Major, facing the music, spins the examiner a long winded tale of explanation that delves twenty years into the past, and hinges on the debts true friends bear each other.
4 ⭐️
One Dollar’s Worth: A Texan tale of the Law, judgement, revenge, counterfeiting, shootouts, and serendipitous mercy.
4 ⭐️
A Ramble in Aphasia: An overworked lawyer wanders off from his busy life, an apparent victim of memory loss.
3 ⭐️
The Poet and the Peasant: ”The morals of this story have somehow gotten mixed. You can take your pick; Stay on the farm, or Don’t write poetry.”
3 ⭐️
The Robe of Peace: What monastic contemplation and a NYC swell fashionista have in common.
3 ⭐️