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This is Not a Horror Movie
Emory Jones loves two things: horror movies and Connor Nichols.
For the past four years, Emory, Connor, and their families have vacationed side by side on Longboat Key, Florida. Eighteen-year-old Emory has pined for his neighbor from behind the covers of Stephen King books, but college boy Connor has never noticed him. Probably because Emory looks like Jack Skellington with good hair.
Emory anticipates another predictable summer of sunburn and disappointment. Instead, he ends up with a mystery on his hands when a beloved beach bum goes missing, and Connor volunteers to help with the search. Turns out it’s not just scary movie cops who are worthless, so the boys start an investigation of their own—leading them straight to an abandoned beach resort.
Despite the danger, Emory and Connor grow closer, but as Emory’s gay dreams start coming true, so do the horror movie tropes he so loves. Even though he knows that sex equals death in slasher flicks, Emory can’t keep his hands off the guy of his teenage dreams.
This is Not a Horror Movie is a 78,000-word new adult gay rom-com… with a monster.
"In This Is Not a Horror Movie, you have two highly engaging characters and a mysterious and funny horror story that simply oozes summertime spirit." - bestselling author Lily Morton
For the past four years, Emory, Connor, and their families have vacationed side by side on Longboat Key, Florida. Eighteen-year-old Emory has pined for his neighbor from behind the covers of Stephen King books, but college boy Connor has never noticed him. Probably because Emory looks like Jack Skellington with good hair.
Emory anticipates another predictable summer of sunburn and disappointment. Instead, he ends up with a mystery on his hands when a beloved beach bum goes missing, and Connor volunteers to help with the search. Turns out it’s not just scary movie cops who are worthless, so the boys start an investigation of their own—leading them straight to an abandoned beach resort.
Despite the danger, Emory and Connor grow closer, but as Emory’s gay dreams start coming true, so do the horror movie tropes he so loves. Even though he knows that sex equals death in slasher flicks, Emory can’t keep his hands off the guy of his teenage dreams.
This is Not a Horror Movie is a 78,000-word new adult gay rom-com… with a monster.
"In This Is Not a Horror Movie, you have two highly engaging characters and a mysterious and funny horror story that simply oozes summertime spirit." - bestselling author Lily Morton
280 pages, Kindle Edition
First published May 13, 2021
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Sara Dobie Bauer
56 books367 followersBestselling romance author.
Green witch.
Feminist. Pro-choice. Anti-censorship.
Timothee Chalamet freak.
Horror movie aficionado.
Vampire mermaid in a past life.
Sara Dobie Bauer somehow survived her party-hard college years at Ohio University to earn a creative writing degree. She lives with her precious Pit Bull in Northeast Ohio, although she’d really like to live in a Tim Burton film.
Green witch.
Feminist. Pro-choice. Anti-censorship.
Timothee Chalamet freak.
Horror movie aficionado.
Vampire mermaid in a past life.
Sara Dobie Bauer somehow survived her party-hard college years at Ohio University to earn a creative writing degree. She lives with her precious Pit Bull in Northeast Ohio, although she’d really like to live in a Tim Burton film.
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April 16, 2025
1.5 stars
This book seems to be well loved, and the premise sounds interesting, but I didn't like it at all.
Emory and Connor are fine. And so is their relationship, mostly. Their story didn't evoke any emotion in me, though. Some things about Emory felt odd to me, like how unrealistically clumsy he is. Or the constant comments on his appearance, especially coming from women old enough to be his mother.
I didn't like Emory's sister, Lisa. I found her annoying, noisy, obnoxious and over-the-top. I didn't like her relationship with her brother and the way they communicate. I don't know how many times I've heard her say: princess, b*tch, sl*t, wh*re, cry like a girl. Even Emory called himself a sl*t or a wh*re so many times.
Halfway through, the story went completely downhill for me. If I had known what the paranormal element would be, I wouldn't have picked this up. Regardless of my present lack of interest in it, I still didn't like how it was executed. If felt ridiculous, to be honest. And gross.
I enjoyed the other story I've read by this author, We Are Going to be Friends, but this ended up being a complete miss for me. The audiobook was good, though.
This book seems to be well loved, and the premise sounds interesting, but I didn't like it at all.
Emory and Connor are fine. And so is their relationship, mostly. Their story didn't evoke any emotion in me, though. Some things about Emory felt odd to me, like how unrealistically clumsy he is. Or the constant comments on his appearance, especially coming from women old enough to be his mother.
I didn't like Emory's sister, Lisa. I found her annoying, noisy, obnoxious and over-the-top. I didn't like her relationship with her brother and the way they communicate. I don't know how many times I've heard her say: princess, b*tch, sl*t, wh*re, cry like a girl. Even Emory called himself a sl*t or a wh*re so many times.
Halfway through, the story went completely downhill for me. If I had known what the paranormal element would be, I wouldn't have picked this up. Regardless of my present lack of interest in it, I still didn't like how it was executed. If felt ridiculous, to be honest. And gross.
I enjoyed the other story I've read by this author, We Are Going to be Friends, but this ended up being a complete miss for me. The audiobook was good, though.
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
August 15, 2021
4 Hearts
I will be the first to admit that YA is not my go to but the three stories I’ve read from Bauer I've quite enjoyed, and I was curious to see what she brought to the table in yet a different genre. To say the least, I wasn’t disappointed.
Emory is the sweetest most unassuming guy. Shy but brilliant, aspiring to be a writer, he hides behind his love of all things scary because it’s the greatest escape out there, and Emory likes to hide. Every year he and his family go to Florida for the summer, meeting up with other families who vacation there at the same time. It’s a yearly reunion of sorts and as always, Emory looks forward to secretly lusting after hunky gorgeous Connor, two years his senior. This year’s no different for Emory. He’s still awkward, still bamboozled often by his outgoing twin sister, and he’s still crushing oh so hard on his neighbor that he gets to ogle from afar for two blissful weeks.
However, it’s different for Connor this time around. Apparently, Emory has blossomed into an elusive hottie who doesn't know the power of his killer good looks and charming self deprecation. Connor though, sure has noticed!
What I really loved about this book despite it’s very tame in the smex department self, was how much I enjoyed the way Emory and Connor were drawn, each with their own appealing and completely opposite characteristics, and though only told through Emory’s point of view, their distinct personalities shine through. Emory is slowly coming into his own, a lot scarred from high school bullying and unfortunately, hesitant to own up to his voice and be confident in his decisions. However, when he’s with Connor, though he’s often embarrassed and mortified, Emory never hides from his feelings (he really has no filter) and his emotions are on full display. Seen through Emory, Connor is like a dream come true, heroic, protective, treating Emory like he always should be, precious and appreciated.
This was often funny, silly, peppered with some snark and good shoutouts to the pop culture of all things horror, paranormal, and supernatural . The supporting cast was quirkily interesting and entertainingly outrageous at times, with a sassy wink at all the media entertainment rules and stereotypes. Add a spooky and gory otherworldly bent (which was a tad incongruent to the mostly contemporary vibe that I thought it would maintain) and this actually made me anxious as I was legit creeped out and frightened several times for good measure. Toss in a very strong swoon factor as Emory and Cooper solidify their long latent hidden feelings and as I read, my glowing affinity towards them only grew.
Obviously, I liked these two adorable dreamy guys falling in love, solving crime and murder, and fighting off evil both metapohrically and literally. If the above sounds appealing, I’m confident fans of this author or those on the fence on whether or not to explore Bauer further should have no problem loving this!
Thank you to the author for a copy in exchange for an honest review
I will be the first to admit that YA is not my go to but the three stories I’ve read from Bauer I've quite enjoyed, and I was curious to see what she brought to the table in yet a different genre. To say the least, I wasn’t disappointed.
Emory is the sweetest most unassuming guy. Shy but brilliant, aspiring to be a writer, he hides behind his love of all things scary because it’s the greatest escape out there, and Emory likes to hide. Every year he and his family go to Florida for the summer, meeting up with other families who vacation there at the same time. It’s a yearly reunion of sorts and as always, Emory looks forward to secretly lusting after hunky gorgeous Connor, two years his senior. This year’s no different for Emory. He’s still awkward, still bamboozled often by his outgoing twin sister, and he’s still crushing oh so hard on his neighbor that he gets to ogle from afar for two blissful weeks.
However, it’s different for Connor this time around. Apparently, Emory has blossomed into an elusive hottie who doesn't know the power of his killer good looks and charming self deprecation. Connor though, sure has noticed!
What I really loved about this book despite it’s very tame in the smex department self, was how much I enjoyed the way Emory and Connor were drawn, each with their own appealing and completely opposite characteristics, and though only told through Emory’s point of view, their distinct personalities shine through. Emory is slowly coming into his own, a lot scarred from high school bullying and unfortunately, hesitant to own up to his voice and be confident in his decisions. However, when he’s with Connor, though he’s often embarrassed and mortified, Emory never hides from his feelings (he really has no filter) and his emotions are on full display. Seen through Emory, Connor is like a dream come true, heroic, protective, treating Emory like he always should be, precious and appreciated.
This was often funny, silly, peppered with some snark and good shoutouts to the pop culture of all things horror, paranormal, and supernatural . The supporting cast was quirkily interesting and entertainingly outrageous at times, with a sassy wink at all the media entertainment rules and stereotypes. Add a spooky and gory otherworldly bent (which was a tad incongruent to the mostly contemporary vibe that I thought it would maintain) and this actually made me anxious as I was legit creeped out and frightened several times for good measure. Toss in a very strong swoon factor as Emory and Cooper solidify their long latent hidden feelings and as I read, my glowing affinity towards them only grew.
Obviously, I liked these two adorable dreamy guys falling in love, solving crime and murder, and fighting off evil both metapohrically and literally. If the above sounds appealing, I’m confident fans of this author or those on the fence on whether or not to explore Bauer further should have no problem loving this!
Thank you to the author for a copy in exchange for an honest review
July 8, 2021
I enjoyed the HELL out of this paranormal summer, NA mystery!! 4.5 Stars ⭐️
Young love ❤️❤️
Missing people
Dead bodies
An abandoned resort
Bad juju!
The kids (young adults) save the day!
SUPERB narration by a new-to-me narrator, Blake Lockheart, who handled a large cast SPLENDIDLY!
I received an ARC from the narrator …thanks!
Young love ❤️❤️
Missing people
Dead bodies
An abandoned resort
Bad juju!
The kids (young adults) save the day!
SUPERB narration by a new-to-me narrator, Blake Lockheart, who handled a large cast SPLENDIDLY!
I received an ARC from the narrator …thanks!
April 5, 2021
I received an ARC from the author and this is my honest review.
There are many many things that I loved about this book. I was charmed by a lot of it and it was very enjoyable.
What I loved…
-The characters:
Emory is the horror movie/story enthusiast and future writer, who always has his nose in a book, that is until Connor Nichols arrives for the annual vacation. #WanderingEyes
Emory was a fascinatingly, real character. He’s young and acts like it. He’s snarky and adorably insecure. He beautiful but doesn’t know it, out proud and a genuine good person.
Connor is the all-American football player who is supposedly straight… he’s always been nice to Emory, always felt a connection to him… and then Emory grows up and turns into someone Connor salivates over, stars at and generally lusts over. Too bad Emory can’t really see it…until he does. #EyesWideOpen
-The plot:
Snarky, sweet, funny and a bit graphically frightening at times. There is something is lurking in The Outpost, the abandoned resort, and Emory is determined to find out what it is and solve the mystery… It’s his expertise after all. #StephenKingVibes
-The Romance:
Innocent ad cute. These boys have been gradually falling for each other apart, and then come together and pick up from there.
-Steam-o-meter: No steam… its YA-NA so it makes sense. #PG13
-Angst-o-meter: No angst! Our boys are in love and don’t want anything to keep them apart. #NoDrama
-The HEA:
They are young and their life is just beginning but they have plans to be together and exclusive. #ThisIsJustTheBeginning
Niggles:
The story needed tightening in some places and needs some minor changes and attention to details.
There are many many things that I loved about this book. I was charmed by a lot of it and it was very enjoyable.
What I loved…
-The characters:
Emory is the horror movie/story enthusiast and future writer, who always has his nose in a book, that is until Connor Nichols arrives for the annual vacation. #WanderingEyes
Emory was a fascinatingly, real character. He’s young and acts like it. He’s snarky and adorably insecure. He beautiful but doesn’t know it, out proud and a genuine good person.
Connor is the all-American football player who is supposedly straight… he’s always been nice to Emory, always felt a connection to him… and then Emory grows up and turns into someone Connor salivates over, stars at and generally lusts over. Too bad Emory can’t really see it…until he does. #EyesWideOpen
-The plot:
Snarky, sweet, funny and a bit graphically frightening at times. There is something is lurking in The Outpost, the abandoned resort, and Emory is determined to find out what it is and solve the mystery… It’s his expertise after all. #StephenKingVibes
-The Romance:
Innocent ad cute. These boys have been gradually falling for each other apart, and then come together and pick up from there.
-Steam-o-meter: No steam… its YA-NA so it makes sense. #PG13
-Angst-o-meter: No angst! Our boys are in love and don’t want anything to keep them apart. #NoDrama
-The HEA:
They are young and their life is just beginning but they have plans to be together and exclusive. #ThisIsJustTheBeginning
Niggles:
The story needed tightening in some places and needs some minor changes and attention to details.
September 13, 2024
Audio - 5 Stars!!! I LOVE Blake Lockheart!! He has the yummiest voice, and he is an amazing performer!!
Story - 3 Enjoyable stars
I'm not really the targeted audience for this story. There's no getting passed the "YA", but I have no regrets.
Story - 3 Enjoyable stars
I'm not really the targeted audience for this story. There's no getting passed the "YA", but I have no regrets.
May 18, 2021
What a delightful treat!
I wasn’t really sure what to expect and I stumbled a small bit at the beginning but once I got my feet I did not want to put this down. It read like an episode from a favorite TV show from my youth. It read like a scary and over the top teen movie. It just read really good and I liked it a lot.
I could easily see this as a series with other “episodes” and I would welcome them.
At times I feel like I might be out of the window for stories with characters so much younger than I am but this did not make me feel old. This just was like watching a bunch of young adults saving the world, or at least the beach.
Good stuff and I highly recommend it as a great Summer escape.
I wasn’t really sure what to expect and I stumbled a small bit at the beginning but once I got my feet I did not want to put this down. It read like an episode from a favorite TV show from my youth. It read like a scary and over the top teen movie. It just read really good and I liked it a lot.
I could easily see this as a series with other “episodes” and I would welcome them.
At times I feel like I might be out of the window for stories with characters so much younger than I am but this did not make me feel old. This just was like watching a bunch of young adults saving the world, or at least the beach.
Good stuff and I highly recommend it as a great Summer escape.
May 13, 2021
Meet Emory, he’s eighteen years old and has a crush on Connor for years.
Emory thinks of himself as awkward and people don’t like him, but the opposite is true.
Especially Connor adores this ridiculous beautiful human being.
Still, they don’t know how the other feel, yet!
Emory’s self-reflections are captivating.
Their families are neighbors during the two-week vacations at the beach for over the last four years.
Enter Emory’s feisty twin sister Liz.
Enter a bunch of crazy meddling people
Enter peers who are all enthralled by Emory
Enter some strange creepy moments
Enter a blooming love
Enter chaos
Enter references to horror book slash movies
Enter serious angsty moments
Enter a lot a crazy fun
Enter a protective boyfriend
Mix it all, what you get is a delicious story, at times absurd, hilarious, sweet, romantic, angsty, and silly. With two lovely main and a bunch of side characters.
An entertaining narrative, with a steady flow, a great plot, and awesomely written.
Emory thinks of himself as awkward and people don’t like him, but the opposite is true.
Especially Connor adores this ridiculous beautiful human being.
Still, they don’t know how the other feel, yet!
Emory’s self-reflections are captivating.
Their families are neighbors during the two-week vacations at the beach for over the last four years.
Enter Emory’s feisty twin sister Liz.
Enter a bunch of crazy meddling people
Enter peers who are all enthralled by Emory
Enter some strange creepy moments
Enter a blooming love
Enter chaos
Enter references to horror book slash movies
Enter serious angsty moments
Enter a lot a crazy fun
Enter a protective boyfriend
Mix it all, what you get is a delicious story, at times absurd, hilarious, sweet, romantic, angsty, and silly. With two lovely main and a bunch of side characters.
An entertaining narrative, with a steady flow, a great plot, and awesomely written.
December 16, 2022
I see why I saw folks shelving Sara Dobie Bauer's This is Not a Horror Movie as "humor". It's clever, and the dialog is super witty.
Absolutely loved the narrator, Blake Lockheart. His voices suit each character beautifully, he has great enthusiasm, and I really liked the sound of his voice. Hopefully I'll have time to explore his other titles soon.
Absolutely loved the narrator, Blake Lockheart. His voices suit each character beautifully, he has great enthusiasm, and I really liked the sound of his voice. Hopefully I'll have time to explore his other titles soon.
November 24, 2022
THIS BOOK - OMGGGG
I absolutely loved it and I will be back to properly review it later!
I absolutely loved it and I will be back to properly review it later!
July 30, 2021
Thank you ARO
***5.00***
This is a lesson in trusting your friends, who seemingly know you better than you know yourself, and taking a chance on authors who’ve been good to you. Neither horror nor NA are preferred genres for me and yet … I was a happy camper.
I took this on as an audio review and on that front I couldn’t be happier. Blake Lockheart, a NTM narrator, did a fantastic job creating characters with his voice and breathing life into a SCREAM style story. Sampling the audio and a friendly nudge, where what got me to read/listen to this. I’m not mad. His voice pleasantly reminded me of Jason Clarke, could it be him branded for M/M narrations?
THE STORY:
For four (4) years Emory Jones and his family have been coming from Ohio for a yearly two week vacation at the seaside resort town of Longboat Key, Florida. Their neighbors during these summer idylls have always been the Nichols family, a blessing and a curse for young Emory as he’s harbored a secret (maybe not so secret) crush on Connor, the Nichols’ only son.
Connor is twenty (20), a former HS football star, current college student, and all around nice guy. He’s always treated Emory like a beloved pet or an amusing younger brother, this year things are different, Emory is different. He’s turned 18, finished HS, gotten into NYU, and shot up to six feet, something that irks his fraternal twin Liz to no end. To add insult to injury, and at Liz’s suggestion, he’s grown out his hair and is now officially hot. Connor notices. Big time.
At first there’s some bumbling about because neither knows about the other’s attraction. Emory in particular, who’s still growing into his ‘new’ body, and was bullied in HS, can’t see himself as appealing to someone like Connor, the almost hyper masc jock, and much less fathom that Connor isn’t straight. He’s not. While navigating this new relationship Connor & Emory become embroiled or rather are the only ones interested in the disappearance of a local homeless man. It would seem that some super natural occurrences at a local abandoned resort are germane to the case which falls into Emory’s, and to a lesser extent Connor’s, wheelhouse. They’re both fans of scary movies and Emory, an aspiring writer, is never without one or two horror classics by his side.
THOUGHTS:
I’ve read four books by Sara Dobie Bauer. Loved two of them, BIG TIME, one was okay, and the other was a pretty decisive no. I came up with an unscientific thesis that her Ohio set books or characters were catnip for me and that the others were not. TINAHM happily marries both aspects: Emory is from Ohio, Connor is from upstate New York, and the story takes place in Florida. Win.
Another aspect of SDB stories, which she holds true to here, is the characters, their physicality. Connor is big, strong, and protective, but also sensitive and caring. Emory is thin, tall, almost gangly looking, impossibly beautiful, and seemingly frail but with an unbreakable hidden inner strength. It works for me.
I’m happy to say that the supernatural or horror aspect is kind of light and doesn’t really come into play until the latter part of the story. The bulk of it deals with Connor & Emory navigating this budding romance, which I’m happy to say has very little to no angst, no undue histrionics, and no villains opposed to the couple on the basis of their sexuality. In standard NA style there’s some heavy petting but sex is off page, which is fine. I didn’t miss or need it. The relationship is sweet and snarky and completely adorable but only covers the two weeks of vacation. I’d be curious to see them some years down the road, hoping they’ve made it and matured and grown together.
As a plus the author surrounds the MC with a nice supporting cast not least of which are both sets of parents which made me happy. There are good, great parents out there and it’s nice to see them celebrated.
My ignorable niggle is one I have with most NA or just MM in general (which is what I tend to read). The MC tend to have frames of cultural references which IMO don’t seem to match them, their age: Golden Girls, X-Files, Lady and the Tramp etc are all things that roll off the tongue quite easily for Emory & Connor. I know they’re film buffs and perhaps pop culture enthusiasts but I just spent a week with my 20+ y.o. niece & nephew and 80’s & 90’s references required some explanation. They weren’t averse to learning, just didn’t know them. Maybe they’re outliers?
In any case enjoy a sweet, funny, and well developed story delivered in fantastic AB form. You’re welcome.
I received a free copy of the book in exchange for an honest review
Lots more on the blog
***5.00***
This is a lesson in trusting your friends, who seemingly know you better than you know yourself, and taking a chance on authors who’ve been good to you. Neither horror nor NA are preferred genres for me and yet … I was a happy camper.
I took this on as an audio review and on that front I couldn’t be happier. Blake Lockheart, a NTM narrator, did a fantastic job creating characters with his voice and breathing life into a SCREAM style story. Sampling the audio and a friendly nudge, where what got me to read/listen to this. I’m not mad. His voice pleasantly reminded me of Jason Clarke, could it be him branded for M/M narrations?
THE STORY:
For four (4) years Emory Jones and his family have been coming from Ohio for a yearly two week vacation at the seaside resort town of Longboat Key, Florida. Their neighbors during these summer idylls have always been the Nichols family, a blessing and a curse for young Emory as he’s harbored a secret (maybe not so secret) crush on Connor, the Nichols’ only son.
Connor is twenty (20), a former HS football star, current college student, and all around nice guy. He’s always treated Emory like a beloved pet or an amusing younger brother, this year things are different, Emory is different. He’s turned 18, finished HS, gotten into NYU, and shot up to six feet, something that irks his fraternal twin Liz to no end. To add insult to injury, and at Liz’s suggestion, he’s grown out his hair and is now officially hot. Connor notices. Big time.
At first there’s some bumbling about because neither knows about the other’s attraction. Emory in particular, who’s still growing into his ‘new’ body, and was bullied in HS, can’t see himself as appealing to someone like Connor, the almost hyper masc jock, and much less fathom that Connor isn’t straight. He’s not. While navigating this new relationship Connor & Emory become embroiled or rather are the only ones interested in the disappearance of a local homeless man. It would seem that some super natural occurrences at a local abandoned resort are germane to the case which falls into Emory’s, and to a lesser extent Connor’s, wheelhouse. They’re both fans of scary movies and Emory, an aspiring writer, is never without one or two horror classics by his side.
THOUGHTS:
I’ve read four books by Sara Dobie Bauer. Loved two of them, BIG TIME, one was okay, and the other was a pretty decisive no. I came up with an unscientific thesis that her Ohio set books or characters were catnip for me and that the others were not. TINAHM happily marries both aspects: Emory is from Ohio, Connor is from upstate New York, and the story takes place in Florida. Win.
Another aspect of SDB stories, which she holds true to here, is the characters, their physicality. Connor is big, strong, and protective, but also sensitive and caring. Emory is thin, tall, almost gangly looking, impossibly beautiful, and seemingly frail but with an unbreakable hidden inner strength. It works for me.
I’m happy to say that the supernatural or horror aspect is kind of light and doesn’t really come into play until the latter part of the story. The bulk of it deals with Connor & Emory navigating this budding romance, which I’m happy to say has very little to no angst, no undue histrionics, and no villains opposed to the couple on the basis of their sexuality. In standard NA style there’s some heavy petting but sex is off page, which is fine. I didn’t miss or need it. The relationship is sweet and snarky and completely adorable but only covers the two weeks of vacation. I’d be curious to see them some years down the road, hoping they’ve made it and matured and grown together.
As a plus the author surrounds the MC with a nice supporting cast not least of which are both sets of parents which made me happy. There are good, great parents out there and it’s nice to see them celebrated.
My ignorable niggle is one I have with most NA or just MM in general (which is what I tend to read). The MC tend to have frames of cultural references which IMO don’t seem to match them, their age: Golden Girls, X-Files, Lady and the Tramp etc are all things that roll off the tongue quite easily for Emory & Connor. I know they’re film buffs and perhaps pop culture enthusiasts but I just spent a week with my 20+ y.o. niece & nephew and 80’s & 90’s references required some explanation. They weren’t averse to learning, just didn’t know them. Maybe they’re outliers?
In any case enjoy a sweet, funny, and well developed story delivered in fantastic AB form. You’re welcome.
I received a free copy of the book in exchange for an honest review
Lots more on the blog
May 10, 2022
4 stars
if i was more in to YA/NA i would have probably rated this higher.
this was a cute/fun summer read, perfect if you are planning a vacation to a small beach town haha.
Blake Lockhart did it again, his narration was amazing, i am seeing him becoming a go to narrator haha. But Emory and Connor were adorable together, reminds you of young love or at least a summer romance or first love, they made me smile.
there were fade to black moments on all the sexy times, you only get on page kissing and the talk of them going farther. so this is definitely more of a PG romance compared to the other books i've read.
I do recommend this if you want a sweet/horror (kinda, i would have been down for scarier)/ gorey/ paranormal/ summer teen to early twenties romance.
if i was more in to YA/NA i would have probably rated this higher.
this was a cute/fun summer read, perfect if you are planning a vacation to a small beach town haha.
Blake Lockhart did it again, his narration was amazing, i am seeing him becoming a go to narrator haha. But Emory and Connor were adorable together, reminds you of young love or at least a summer romance or first love, they made me smile.
there were fade to black moments on all the sexy times, you only get on page kissing and the talk of them going farther. so this is definitely more of a PG romance compared to the other books i've read.
I do recommend this if you want a sweet/horror (kinda, i would have been down for scarier)/ gorey/ paranormal/ summer teen to early twenties romance.
October 25, 2021
2.5 stars - yes I knocked off the half star from 3 as promised in my update.
This story started off fine, but it lost me about halfway through. The romance was sweet (it's YA so don't go in expecting any on-page sex) and I liked Emory and Connor's relationship, but it kind of bored me after a while and Emory's twin sister was extremely annoying. I considered not finishing but held out hope for the paranormal part of the story ramping up, but that was kind of anticlimatic (I know the author can do better because I LOVED He Sees You When You're Sleeping). Also as I mentioned there's the whole unnecessary obnoxious stereotyping of Italians that had nothing to do with anything in the story.
So definitely a miss for me, but I seem to be in the minority yet again. YMMV
This story started off fine, but it lost me about halfway through. The romance was sweet (it's YA so don't go in expecting any on-page sex) and I liked Emory and Connor's relationship, but it kind of bored me after a while and Emory's twin sister was extremely annoying. I considered not finishing but held out hope for the paranormal part of the story ramping up, but that was kind of anticlimatic (I know the author can do better because I LOVED He Sees You When You're Sleeping). Also as I mentioned there's the whole unnecessary obnoxious stereotyping of Italians that had nothing to do with anything in the story.
So definitely a miss for me, but I seem to be in the minority yet again. YMMV
May 14, 2021
This book was an absolutely delightful story about crushes, friendship and the flush of first love... with a brilliant horror and save the world twist.
The book is told from Emory's perspective and the author gave him a witty, ironic and humorous voice that made me laugh all through the story. He was so adorable in his crush for Connor and I loved seeing how their relationship bloomed. It was amazing, so heartfelt, sweet and sexy. They laughed so much together, they teased just as much as they supported each other. They also shared a love for horror movies and books... until their lives became a nightmarish reality that surpassed Stephen King's fiction.
Emory had to improvise himself first a detective and then, with Connor's help and all of his friends', find the strength to save the day. While gruesome and thrilling, the story never stopped being hilarious, with sprinkles of sweetness thrown in. I went through so many emotions at once and, especially in the second half of the book, Emory and Connor's cuteness together filled me with tenderness, while the story also made me laugh and shiver in fear and dread.
It was immensely entertaining. Sara Dobie Bauer's skillfully crafted a narrative that combined romance, comedy and horror in a way that humor always prevailed. Emory and Connor were utterly charming and the supporting cast was funny and helped carry the story forward. I never had a boring moment reading this and I absolutely recommend it.
The book is told from Emory's perspective and the author gave him a witty, ironic and humorous voice that made me laugh all through the story. He was so adorable in his crush for Connor and I loved seeing how their relationship bloomed. It was amazing, so heartfelt, sweet and sexy. They laughed so much together, they teased just as much as they supported each other. They also shared a love for horror movies and books... until their lives became a nightmarish reality that surpassed Stephen King's fiction.
Emory had to improvise himself first a detective and then, with Connor's help and all of his friends', find the strength to save the day. While gruesome and thrilling, the story never stopped being hilarious, with sprinkles of sweetness thrown in. I went through so many emotions at once and, especially in the second half of the book, Emory and Connor's cuteness together filled me with tenderness, while the story also made me laugh and shiver in fear and dread.
It was immensely entertaining. Sara Dobie Bauer's skillfully crafted a narrative that combined romance, comedy and horror in a way that humor always prevailed. Emory and Connor were utterly charming and the supporting cast was funny and helped carry the story forward. I never had a boring moment reading this and I absolutely recommend it.
August 19, 2022
3.5 Stars
This Is Not a Horror Movie has a little bit of everything. Family, friends, snarky humor, sexy neighbors, and horror movie shout outs galore! Guess which ingredient was my favorite. :D
Emory has been crushing on his summer time neighbor, Connor, for years. Summer after summer, he stares and tracks (okay maybe stalks) Connor like every good horny, lovelorn individual does. Emory even sets his alarm just to catch a glimpse of him jogging by every morning. But Connor is a couple of years older and thinks of Emory as a little kid. Or does he? Emory grew his curls out and added six inches in height! He’s got everyone’s attention this summer. Especially Connor’s. So maybe, just maybe, Connor has a crush too.
I had fun with these guys. They were sweet and awkward and funny. And even though I’m a huge fan of sexy neighbors, the horror references were my favorite. Oh, how they made me grin. Scream, Gremlins, Leatherface, Evil Dead jammies!!! and more.
“You are not going swimming right now.”
“But! You know the lighting is perfect! I can flail around, and you can take pictures. Where is your camera anyway?”
I start making the Jaws music sound. “Duhn-duh, duhn-duh, dun-dun-dun-dun.”
It all made me smile. Well not all of it. I could have done without the many mentions and conversations about Emory’s new look. A big part of this story is self-esteem and confidence and I appreciate the message and inspiration. But. Sadly, the message felt heavy handed by the second half. And the whole supernatural thing didn’t work for me. I think I was just disappointed we didn’t get a serial killer or at least a killer in a Halloween mask. :)
Still a fun read full of characters to root for and laugh with.
I’ll be checking out more from Sara Dobie Bauer for sure.
p.s. My favorite swoony line….
May 17, 2021
Oh this was wonderful! So much fun! And I loved the sibling bond between twins, Liz and Emory, as well as the support from his parents. I even enjoyed the heck out of Connor's parents--especially after I realized his father wasn't being a homophobic ass.
Overall, it was a very enjoyable story with a mix of romance, humor, and horror.
Overall, it was a very enjoyable story with a mix of romance, humor, and horror.
October 21, 2021
(audiobook+ebook) I really didn’t expect to love it that much. I mean, I’m so far from a teenager in love that I thought I’d find it cute, and that’s it. But the horror element–though not the best I’ve ever read–was quite compelling.
I’m a big horror fan too, and I enjoyed all the references to books and movies in the genre. That was my window into the book, the way I could relate to the characters. And the way they use their nerdy knowledge to investigate the mystery that plagues their little vacation town? Hilarious.
The romance was cute. We only get Emory’s point of view, but although we have no indication his pining after his older neighbor is requited, we KNOW it is. It was still adorable to see him fumbling under Connor’s marks of affection. Though there’s passion and desire described, it’s behind closed doors, so don’t expect too much sexy in this book.
The writing was great for Emory’s point of view. We’re clearly in the mind of an insecure teenage boy–though he’s already a man. Between self deprecation and misunderstandings, I felt the writing style matched with Emory’s mind, and I enjoyed the little dry humor and sarcasm that sometimes dripped from the words.
The narration was perfect for this book. Though it was my first time listening to the narrator’s work, I’ll come back to it soon because I enjoyed the way he delivered the humorous lines as well as the deeper emotions. A great listen for an unusual romance novel.
Quickie
- Series: standalone
- Hashtags: #horror #romcom #MM romance #new adult
- Triggers: gruesome horror
- Main couple: Emory Jones & Connor Nichols
- Hotness: 1/5 (nothing graphic, but a bit of sexy)
- Romance: 3/5
- + I loved all the horror references
- – it was too “teenagers in love” for me to relate, though they were cute
I’m a big horror fan too, and I enjoyed all the references to books and movies in the genre. That was my window into the book, the way I could relate to the characters. And the way they use their nerdy knowledge to investigate the mystery that plagues their little vacation town? Hilarious.
The romance was cute. We only get Emory’s point of view, but although we have no indication his pining after his older neighbor is requited, we KNOW it is. It was still adorable to see him fumbling under Connor’s marks of affection. Though there’s passion and desire described, it’s behind closed doors, so don’t expect too much sexy in this book.
The writing was great for Emory’s point of view. We’re clearly in the mind of an insecure teenage boy–though he’s already a man. Between self deprecation and misunderstandings, I felt the writing style matched with Emory’s mind, and I enjoyed the little dry humor and sarcasm that sometimes dripped from the words.
The narration was perfect for this book. Though it was my first time listening to the narrator’s work, I’ll come back to it soon because I enjoyed the way he delivered the humorous lines as well as the deeper emotions. A great listen for an unusual romance novel.
Quickie
- Series: standalone
- Hashtags: #horror #romcom #MM romance #new adult
- Triggers: gruesome horror
- Main couple: Emory Jones & Connor Nichols
- Hotness: 1/5 (nothing graphic, but a bit of sexy)
- Romance: 3/5
- + I loved all the horror references
- – it was too “teenagers in love” for me to relate, though they were cute
zz-dnf
June 11, 2021DNF @ 64% because I just got smacked in the face with the realization that this is a paranormal. I like paranormals, but I didn't know I was reading one until this very moment. And for me it's unfortunate but true: EXPECTATIONS MATTER.
I wasn't super into this in the first place, but the romance was cute enough. It leans a little more YA than NA, also against my expectations, and it's maybe a little too cute for my tastes, so I had already decided this author is officially Not For Me even though I can see the appeal (I DNF'd the other one I've tried of hers, too), but I did really love the sibling dynamic and the setting that couldn't be more perfect for a beach read. (not that I'm on a beach. dammit.)
But I really thought we were dealing with a mystery about human beings. Doh.
I wasn't super into this in the first place, but the romance was cute enough. It leans a little more YA than NA, also against my expectations, and it's maybe a little too cute for my tastes, so I had already decided this author is officially Not For Me even though I can see the appeal (I DNF'd the other one I've tried of hers, too), but I did really love the sibling dynamic and the setting that couldn't be more perfect for a beach read. (not that I'm on a beach. dammit.)
But I really thought we were dealing with a mystery about human beings. Doh.
June 19, 2021
DNF’d at 53%. Not what I was expecting. I think it’s a case of “it’s not the book, it’s me”. Lol.
May 25, 2021
Compelling, snarky, and yes, a bit scary
Okay, so I’m a WIMP about horror. I don’t watch scary movies and I don’t tend to read creepy things either. But for some reason, this book called to me, and I’m glad I took the chance.
The story is told from the point of view of Emory, a snarky, introverted 18-year-old who has no idea how others perceive him. He loves horror movies and books, and he tries hard not to be the cliched idiot who dies due to poor choices once he realizes that they’re basically living one in real life.
His romance with the boy next door is sweet. Intimate scenes are pretty much off page but there are plenty of swoon worthy moments.
Lots of interesting side characters and perilous situations round out this enjoyable book I could barely put down.
Okay, so I’m a WIMP about horror. I don’t watch scary movies and I don’t tend to read creepy things either. But for some reason, this book called to me, and I’m glad I took the chance.
The story is told from the point of view of Emory, a snarky, introverted 18-year-old who has no idea how others perceive him. He loves horror movies and books, and he tries hard not to be the cliched idiot who dies due to poor choices once he realizes that they’re basically living one in real life.
His romance with the boy next door is sweet. Intimate scenes are pretty much off page but there are plenty of swoon worthy moments.
Lots of interesting side characters and perilous situations round out this enjoyable book I could barely put down.
June 16, 2021
3.5 Stars
This wasn’t quite scary or developed enough to be a true horror story, but it had some fun mystery elements. Our MCs and side characters are loveable. In true YA fashion there’s no steam on page which was a bummer but I still enjoyed the relationship aspect of the story a lot.
The ending though - a little rushed. The climax lasts about 3 seconds and there’s no tangible resolution. Also would’ve loved an epilogue that showed them further into the future. Not huge problems, but it’s why I’m rounding down instead of up.
This wasn’t quite scary or developed enough to be a true horror story, but it had some fun mystery elements. Our MCs and side characters are loveable. In true YA fashion there’s no steam on page which was a bummer but I still enjoyed the relationship aspect of the story a lot.
The ending though - a little rushed. The climax lasts about 3 seconds and there’s no tangible resolution. Also would’ve loved an epilogue that showed them further into the future. Not huge problems, but it’s why I’m rounding down instead of up.
September 15, 2021
This was not what I was expecting at all. I went into this totally blind and did not expect it to be so dark. It was not dark in the relationship, but the subject-matter was pretty dark and a bit gruesome at times. It was an excellent story and told very well. The writing and world building was done very well. I also adored literally all the characters. And I disliked the ones meant to dislike. I really loved Emory and Connor. They were so perfect and sweet. And then Liz, she was so great. The parents all added another layer as well as Roberta and Leland! So, ya I would definitely recommend this read for anyone looking for a friends to lovers horror movie vibe! Blake Lockheart on the audio did so well too!
September 15, 2022
This was a giveaway from the author in exchange for an honest review. Since I don't really write reviews that much, I'll keep this short.
I'm not really a fan of YA fantasy but this one is surprisingly good.
I'm not really a fan of YA fantasy but this one is surprisingly good.
May 15, 2021
I had such a fun time reading this! Honestly, I don't why it took me so long to discover Sara Dobie Bauer's books, but I've got to rectify that asap. They're always easy to read with great writing and fantastic characters. This was fun and sweet and kinda creepy, and I loved Emory's dry humour, even though it was often at himself. I loved Emory and Connor's sort-of-friends to lovers relationship and the build up to it, and the secondary characters, namely Emory's sister and parents, nicely rounded out this new adult novel. And even though I don't read or watch horror, the pop culture references were easy enough to grasp. Overall, a great read and bonus--no sex scenes! (Our leads do have sex, but it's happily glossed over!)
August 13, 2021
I must admit I have everything that had to do with scary movies, but this books was such a funny, delightful abs entertaining read, I couldn’t stop listening once I started.
Emory’s mind is wonderful to be in, and Connor was just too hot for words.
The suspende and mystery factor is great and extremely engaging.
All the secondary characters are hard to forget and well written. Specially Emory’s twin, who I ended up adoring.
Loved it!
I really wish there was a short or extended epilogue because I wasn’t ready to let these boys go.
Emory’s mind is wonderful to be in, and Connor was just too hot for words.
The suspende and mystery factor is great and extremely engaging.
All the secondary characters are hard to forget and well written. Specially Emory’s twin, who I ended up adoring.
Loved it!
I really wish there was a short or extended epilogue because I wasn’t ready to let these boys go.
April 20, 2021
This is a great YA romance featuring two of the sweetest guys. Emory doesn't see himself as anything other than a horror fan and a bit of a nerd, but every summer, he looks forward to seeing Connor. Both of them are sweethearts, I especially loved how despite Connor treated Emory. The relationship is a slow burn, the horror references are great, and the mystery both of them set out to solve has moments of pure terror, but the end, I loved the promise of more between the two of them.
April 12, 2021
This is Not a Horror Movie was a fun new read from Sara Dobie Bauer. I am not a big horror fan, but I still got all the references and didn't have any trouble following any of the inside jokes. Both Emory and Connor came across well as characters and I enjoyed following the growth of their relationship throughout the story. This is more of a sweet romance, with the bulk of any romantic "action" taking place off-page, but I felt that what was shown was just the right amount to suit the story, and any lingering sex scenes would have detracted from the main horror/thriller plot taking place. There were a couple of points where the pacing seemed to lag a little, but that's only a very minor complaint, as for the most part it flowed nicely. Even if you are not a horror-movie fanatic this is an engaging read, and if you are a horror buff you will enjoy all the nods at various classic horror movies, books and tropes.
I received this book as a free eBook ARC from the author in exchange for an honest review.
I received this book as a free eBook ARC from the author in exchange for an honest review.
May 13, 2021
*I received this novel for free in exchange for an honest review*
When Emory’s yearly vacation suddenly turns into a horror story straight from one of his favourite novels, he teams up with his sister Liz and crush Connor to solve the mystery.
This is a really fun novel. Emory is an extremely likable protagonist complete with teenage snark, insecurities, humour and an impulsiveness that is just perfect for the situations that he finds himself in. Connor, being slightly older, is the more cautious one and the two of them complement the other perfectly. Not just in their team up to solve the mystery. They are an adorable couple as well. Emory’s relationship with his twin sister Liz provides a lot of the humour as do the pop culture references that should feature in any good teen horror story. My reactions whilst reading This is Not a Horror Movie ranged from laughing to fear for the characters between each page, especially as the story drew to a close.
The story is well-written with some easy to fall in love with leads. I definitely recommend that you check it out!
When Emory’s yearly vacation suddenly turns into a horror story straight from one of his favourite novels, he teams up with his sister Liz and crush Connor to solve the mystery.
This is a really fun novel. Emory is an extremely likable protagonist complete with teenage snark, insecurities, humour and an impulsiveness that is just perfect for the situations that he finds himself in. Connor, being slightly older, is the more cautious one and the two of them complement the other perfectly. Not just in their team up to solve the mystery. They are an adorable couple as well. Emory’s relationship with his twin sister Liz provides a lot of the humour as do the pop culture references that should feature in any good teen horror story. My reactions whilst reading This is Not a Horror Movie ranged from laughing to fear for the characters between each page, especially as the story drew to a close.
The story is well-written with some easy to fall in love with leads. I definitely recommend that you check it out!
May 19, 2021
4 - 4.5 Summer Reading Stars
There was so much to love about This is Not a Horror Movie. It was a grand mix of a sweet young romance, laced with humor and a touch of B-Movie campiness.
Emory was adorable. He was a little geeky and totally clueless about his growth-spurt turning into someone both girls and guys were staring at for reasons he didn’t quite understand. He had admired Connor from somewhat of a distance for years. His family knew all about his attraction to their yearly vacation neighbor, but since Connor was way out of his league, most likely straight and too reminiscent of the jocks at his school – Emory kept his feelings to himself. This was destined to be a summer of change though.
Both Emory and Connor were the kind of teenage boys that were refreshing to read about. They were far from perfect, but they were good, thoughtful, caring kids. The kind of kids who walked an older woman’s dog, or went in search of a homeless Vet – and put themselves on the line when they could have just turned away.
I also loved the family connections in This is Not a Horror Movie. They had their moments, like all families do, but both Connor and Emory’s families were super supportive. I also adored the twin connection between Liz and Emory.
Basically, This is Not a Horror Movie is the perfect vacation read, especially if you’re headed to the beach. 😉
I voluntarily read and reviewed an advanced copy of This is Not a Horror Movie. All thoughts and opinions are my own.
There was so much to love about This is Not a Horror Movie. It was a grand mix of a sweet young romance, laced with humor and a touch of B-Movie campiness.
Emory was adorable. He was a little geeky and totally clueless about his growth-spurt turning into someone both girls and guys were staring at for reasons he didn’t quite understand. He had admired Connor from somewhat of a distance for years. His family knew all about his attraction to their yearly vacation neighbor, but since Connor was way out of his league, most likely straight and too reminiscent of the jocks at his school – Emory kept his feelings to himself. This was destined to be a summer of change though.
Both Emory and Connor were the kind of teenage boys that were refreshing to read about. They were far from perfect, but they were good, thoughtful, caring kids. The kind of kids who walked an older woman’s dog, or went in search of a homeless Vet – and put themselves on the line when they could have just turned away.
I also loved the family connections in This is Not a Horror Movie. They had their moments, like all families do, but both Connor and Emory’s families were super supportive. I also adored the twin connection between Liz and Emory.
Basically, This is Not a Horror Movie is the perfect vacation read, especially if you’re headed to the beach. 😉
I voluntarily read and reviewed an advanced copy of This is Not a Horror Movie. All thoughts and opinions are my own.
August 3, 2021
I LOVED this book. It's hilarious, sweet, and not remotely predictable, (not counting expecting some kind of happy ending). I was sad when it was over, even though I binged it, because it was just so darn good. The lead characters, their family members, and the quirky people of the beach community were just awesome to spend time with, (in a manner of speaking).
I highly recommend this book. The audio was also excellent - this was a new to me narrator & I would not hesitate to listen to other books done by him.
I highly recommend this book. The audio was also excellent - this was a new to me narrator & I would not hesitate to listen to other books done by him.
June 24, 2021
Emory's character walks a THIN line between being too self aware and being a ya I'm not like the other girls lead lmao but fun story
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