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Call Girls For Aliens #1
Stealing Olivia
One unexpected call. One seductive human. And one delusional alien.
His ship is falling apart, literally, but Daeceon doesn’t care. He’s a black market merchant and has a job to do. Nothing will stand in the way of claiming his hard earned credits.Not the blaring alarms. Not the sparks flying across the dashboard. And most certainly not the annoying calls from his Dam and her continuous attempts to pair him up with a potential mate.
Distracted by a strange signal he intercepts, Daeceon finds himself enraptured in a conversation with a female clear across the universe, whispering sexy, enticing commands. It isn’t long before he’s firing up his busted ship and aiming straight for the little uncharted planet to find this intriguing human and slake his lust for her, skin to skin.
Olivia thought she was just taking another call. Boy, was she ever wrong.
When her newest client begins calling her every day, several times a day, she’s reluctantly intrigued. Work has never been so busy, but she’s not complaining. With a pile of debt lurking in the back of her mind, she gladly entertains her enthusiastic client, even if he is a...little odd.That is until he busts down her front door and demands she go with him.
When Olivia refuses, he steals her anyway.
Can an alien find love with a human? Well…why don’t you call 1-800-BustyChicks and find out for yourself?
Filled with hilarious feel good moments, over-the-top ridiculousness, and a whole lot of romantic chemistry, Stealing Olivia is the first novel in a brand new laugh-out-loud series from Erin Raegan, author of Pythen and Defy the Ravaged, and Harpie Alexa, author of The Alien Pirates’ Treasure and Daegry’s Fated.
Warning: This story contains an exceptionally eager alien, a sassy human female, so much foul language it’s likely to make you blush, and enough steam to fog up your kindle.
His ship is falling apart, literally, but Daeceon doesn’t care. He’s a black market merchant and has a job to do. Nothing will stand in the way of claiming his hard earned credits.Not the blaring alarms. Not the sparks flying across the dashboard. And most certainly not the annoying calls from his Dam and her continuous attempts to pair him up with a potential mate.
Distracted by a strange signal he intercepts, Daeceon finds himself enraptured in a conversation with a female clear across the universe, whispering sexy, enticing commands. It isn’t long before he’s firing up his busted ship and aiming straight for the little uncharted planet to find this intriguing human and slake his lust for her, skin to skin.
Olivia thought she was just taking another call. Boy, was she ever wrong.
When her newest client begins calling her every day, several times a day, she’s reluctantly intrigued. Work has never been so busy, but she’s not complaining. With a pile of debt lurking in the back of her mind, she gladly entertains her enthusiastic client, even if he is a...little odd.That is until he busts down her front door and demands she go with him.
When Olivia refuses, he steals her anyway.
Can an alien find love with a human? Well…why don’t you call 1-800-BustyChicks and find out for yourself?
Filled with hilarious feel good moments, over-the-top ridiculousness, and a whole lot of romantic chemistry, Stealing Olivia is the first novel in a brand new laugh-out-loud series from Erin Raegan, author of Pythen and Defy the Ravaged, and Harpie Alexa, author of The Alien Pirates’ Treasure and Daegry’s Fated.
Warning: This story contains an exceptionally eager alien, a sassy human female, so much foul language it’s likely to make you blush, and enough steam to fog up your kindle.
316 pages, Kindle Edition
Published May 30, 2021
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Erin Raegan
24 books442 followersErin Raegan is an obsessed reader, a dedicated writer, and a lover of all things fantastically impossible. When shes not plotting her next project, she spends hours on her kindle, though nothing beats a real book in your hands. She can be found at home in Connecticut with her chihuahua Minnie, and her German Shepard Odin, waiting with her 6 year old son for her active duty husband to come home.
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June 14, 2021
Daeceon and Olivia!!
It cracked me up that in the book someone even mentioned, "is that the Satan actor from the 2020 commercials?"
I thought this was cute and lighthearted. I loved Daeceon. He was so earnest and sweet. He had no idea that Olivia, who was a phone sex operator for Busty Chicks, was doing a job when he intercepted her comms line. He thought she desperately wanted him to be there to touch her and have her touch him. He tears across the galaxy to get to her, since it is both of their greatest desires lol. Crazy hijinks ensue after he kidnaps her and her four best friends.
To be fair, according to Daeceon he didn't actually kidnap the friends they voluntarily brought themselves as they clung to his body and fought him as he entered his ship LOL!!
There were times where I was annoyed at some of the friends behavior and butting in to Daeceon and Olivia's relationship,
but I loved all the different personalities and craziness that happened. I wouldn't say that this is super funny, but it was a fun cute quick read, with steamy bits and lots of dirty talk. I can't wait for the other girls books, especially the quiet shy Maybelle, I'm excited her's is next!
It cracked me up that in the book someone even mentioned, "is that the Satan actor from the 2020 commercials?"
I thought this was cute and lighthearted. I loved Daeceon. He was so earnest and sweet. He had no idea that Olivia, who was a phone sex operator for Busty Chicks, was doing a job when he intercepted her comms line. He thought she desperately wanted him to be there to touch her and have her touch him. He tears across the galaxy to get to her, since it is both of their greatest desires lol. Crazy hijinks ensue after he kidnaps her and her four best friends.
To be fair, according to Daeceon he didn't actually kidnap the friends they voluntarily brought themselves as they clung to his body and fought him as he entered his ship LOL!!
There were times where I was annoyed at some of the friends behavior and butting in to Daeceon and Olivia's relationship,
but I loved all the different personalities and craziness that happened. I wouldn't say that this is super funny, but it was a fun cute quick read, with steamy bits and lots of dirty talk. I can't wait for the other girls books, especially the quiet shy Maybelle, I'm excited her's is next!
June 15, 2021
I loved a good number of this author's other books, so I expected to enjoy this one as well. Imagine my surprise when the whole thing just annoyed me to the point where I simply couldn't. I think the problem here was the type of humor is not my type of humor. I did not find any of it funny. Instead I found the characters ridiculously stupid, self centered, and chaos causing in all of their actions. The only character I liked was Maybelle and that was because she was a quiet girl with self restraint.
Daeceon calls himself a merchant, but his transactions are usually less than on the up and up. Poor guy has the absolute worst luck in every aspect of his life. His mother is obsessed with finding him a mate, video calling him at always the worst times. His ship is literally falling apart around him. His last commission left him in the negative when he didn't get paid. The only good that comes to him is an intercepted communication from a sex line where he finds himself talking to a girl that has him completely wound up without even trying.
Olivia is working two jobs just to make ends meet, and even then it's not enough. One of those is as a girl on a phone sex line. It's been easy for her to detach herself from all of her callers until she gets a new guy. His voice pulls her right in and she ends up looking forward to his calls every day.
It doesn't take long for Daeceon to decide over the phone isn't good enough and he's on his way to Earth to claim this female. It does not go as he planned. Olivia was having a panty party (is this a thing for real? Because it's super awkward to me and never in a million years would I do it) with her friends when Daeceon bursts in to take her away. I get that her friends were trying to defend her, but it seemed wholly unrealistic that not only would they be able to keep up with Daeceon as he ran, but be running down the streets of a major city in their underwear. And because of their insanity, they also end up on his ship and heading to space.
When Olivia finds out that she was kidnapped just so Daeceon could have sex with her, she is understandably angry. It would have been so much better of a story if Olivia's friends were not such obnoxious idiots. I mean, who would go around on an alien ship pressing all the buttons, opening up all the crates, and acting like they owned the damn place? You'd think people would have enough brains to know that they shouldn't be touching everything on a ship that is falling apart in space when they have no idea what it would do. They truly took away from the story for me. And I hated how they acted towards Daeceon, worse, I hated how he practically let them walk all over him. I would have much rather had maybe one or two of her friends there to help Olivia figure out her feelings about the whole situation and big red alien that is slowly making his way into her heart.
Daeceon is desperate to mate with Olivia, but taking the advice of one of her friends, he gives her the space she needs. Which works out well enough because it has Olivia wanting to see him all the more after his daily appearances with gifts for her. Once Olivia finally decides what she wants and goes for it, things only get worse after because she had been keeping a secret from him and he sees it as a huge betrayal. So we're back to avoiding each other.
When Daeceon lands at a space station for a job, the girls are once again complete idiots. Getting wasted on alien alcohol, they yet again decide to take matters that they have no idea about into their own hands. And create nothing but chaos. So. Fucking. Stupid. Now Daeceon is forced to make a choice that will affect his future and that of the humans.
A lot of the drama between these two could have easily been avoided if they would both have talked to each other and been honest about things instead of assuming what the other was feeling. But in the end they finally do and can actually be happy together.
Like I said, I liked Maybelle's character the most, so I'm super excited that her book is next. And her lover had me at Commander.
Daeceon calls himself a merchant, but his transactions are usually less than on the up and up. Poor guy has the absolute worst luck in every aspect of his life. His mother is obsessed with finding him a mate, video calling him at always the worst times. His ship is literally falling apart around him. His last commission left him in the negative when he didn't get paid. The only good that comes to him is an intercepted communication from a sex line where he finds himself talking to a girl that has him completely wound up without even trying.
Olivia is working two jobs just to make ends meet, and even then it's not enough. One of those is as a girl on a phone sex line. It's been easy for her to detach herself from all of her callers until she gets a new guy. His voice pulls her right in and she ends up looking forward to his calls every day.
It doesn't take long for Daeceon to decide over the phone isn't good enough and he's on his way to Earth to claim this female. It does not go as he planned. Olivia was having a panty party (is this a thing for real? Because it's super awkward to me and never in a million years would I do it) with her friends when Daeceon bursts in to take her away. I get that her friends were trying to defend her, but it seemed wholly unrealistic that not only would they be able to keep up with Daeceon as he ran, but be running down the streets of a major city in their underwear. And because of their insanity, they also end up on his ship and heading to space.
When Olivia finds out that she was kidnapped just so Daeceon could have sex with her, she is understandably angry. It would have been so much better of a story if Olivia's friends were not such obnoxious idiots. I mean, who would go around on an alien ship pressing all the buttons, opening up all the crates, and acting like they owned the damn place? You'd think people would have enough brains to know that they shouldn't be touching everything on a ship that is falling apart in space when they have no idea what it would do. They truly took away from the story for me. And I hated how they acted towards Daeceon, worse, I hated how he practically let them walk all over him. I would have much rather had maybe one or two of her friends there to help Olivia figure out her feelings about the whole situation and big red alien that is slowly making his way into her heart.
Daeceon is desperate to mate with Olivia, but taking the advice of one of her friends, he gives her the space she needs. Which works out well enough because it has Olivia wanting to see him all the more after his daily appearances with gifts for her. Once Olivia finally decides what she wants and goes for it, things only get worse after because she had been keeping a secret from him and he sees it as a huge betrayal. So we're back to avoiding each other.
When Daeceon lands at a space station for a job, the girls are once again complete idiots. Getting wasted on alien alcohol, they yet again decide to take matters that they have no idea about into their own hands. And create nothing but chaos. So. Fucking. Stupid. Now Daeceon is forced to make a choice that will affect his future and that of the humans.
A lot of the drama between these two could have easily been avoided if they would both have talked to each other and been honest about things instead of assuming what the other was feeling. But in the end they finally do and can actually be happy together.
Like I said, I liked Maybelle's character the most, so I'm super excited that her book is next. And her lover had me at Commander.
June 1, 2021
Yeah that was just a lot of chaos.
He kidnapped her just to fuck her and somewhere in his mind that was okay??? How about no.
And then Deace's dam? I swear it was so unnecessary - the first few times it was "amusing" but then it just became a pain in the ass.
Also a pain in the ass: all the other women on the ship. Just unnecessary banter and shouting that really took away from the book.
He kidnapped her just to fuck her and somewhere in his mind that was okay??? How about no.
And then Deace's dam? I swear it was so unnecessary - the first few times it was "amusing" but then it just became a pain in the ass.
Also a pain in the ass: all the other women on the ship. Just unnecessary banter and shouting that really took away from the book.
June 10, 2021
Overeager Alien
I thought it was cute how the phone-sex was so real for the alien. He was so sincere and excited about smashing “Miranda” that he flew right over to abduct her <3
I thought it was cute how the phone-sex was so real for the alien. He was so sincere and excited about smashing “Miranda” that he flew right over to abduct her <3
September 19, 2021
I would rate this a 3.5 stars. this has to be the most intense bit of misunderstanding I had ever read. Daeceon goes through a lot of trouble to get a girl when he could easily get another easier but instead, he goes for Miranda aka Olivia. Honestly, I loved the girls. All of them. They made this book. Daeceon took some warming up to and he could have been any character and the book would have been just as good because it was all about the girls.
June 25, 2021
This was such an enjoyable read. So many laugh out loud moments and a sweet romance to boot.
June 9, 2021
This book was not what I was expecting. It was an okay book but I'm not a fan.
There were too many flaws of logic in the plot, even more in the characters. The girls were annoying. And the H was on the borderline of naive anddddd..... I don't know what to say. Not lovable that's for sure.
The story went after the alien H intercepted a phone sex signal from the earth. Unbeknownst for the callgirl, it was alien that her usual caller was an actual alien. And the alien didn't know the concept of phone sex. That it wasn't real. That it was make-believe. So what did the alien do? Alien went to claim her by abducting her along with her friends (see what I mean about the borderline of being naive and not smart (saying stupid would be too much, no?)?). Up to this point, I had so many, way too many, doubts about the plot and line of logic. Like why in the hell the alien risked being exposed by abducting the h in the crowd? She was living in a frickin big city. Yeah, with many neighbours. Human neighbours. And he wasn't wearing any invisibility cloak or something. Wasnt there was like intergalactic rules to not exposing advanced civilization to underdeveloped civilization or something? (God, I realized that I read too many alien books at this point).
Or even the fact that the alien was risking the galaxy's secret for a roll in the hay? I mean he was supposedly had higher intelligence than human. But I guessed that was overrated.
Anywho, after that chaotic encounter, the story didn't get better. I must have been skimming the book. Nothing major happened. So, this ended my rattles.
No virgin
Drama with H's mom and h's friends
instalove
No cheating, No OW/OM
Safe read, HEA
Overall rate: 2.5 interspecies romance stars
There were too many flaws of logic in the plot, even more in the characters. The girls were annoying. And the H was on the borderline of naive anddddd..... I don't know what to say. Not lovable that's for sure.
The story went after the alien H intercepted a phone sex signal from the earth. Unbeknownst for the callgirl, it was alien that her usual caller was an actual alien. And the alien didn't know the concept of phone sex. That it wasn't real. That it was make-believe. So what did the alien do? Alien went to claim her by abducting her along with her friends (see what I mean about the borderline of being naive and not smart (saying stupid would be too much, no?)?). Up to this point, I had so many, way too many, doubts about the plot and line of logic. Like why in the hell the alien risked being exposed by abducting the h in the crowd? She was living in a frickin big city. Yeah, with many neighbours. Human neighbours. And he wasn't wearing any invisibility cloak or something. Wasnt there was like intergalactic rules to not exposing advanced civilization to underdeveloped civilization or something? (God, I realized that I read too many alien books at this point).
Or even the fact that the alien was risking the galaxy's secret for a roll in the hay? I mean he was supposedly had higher intelligence than human. But I guessed that was overrated.
Anywho, after that chaotic encounter, the story didn't get better. I must have been skimming the book. Nothing major happened. So, this ended my rattles.
No virgin
Drama with H's mom and h's friends
instalove
No cheating, No OW/OM
Safe read, HEA
Overall rate: 2.5 interspecies romance stars
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
September 3, 2021
I had to write a review because of how much I loved this story! I recommended in a group and I was heartbroken when I couldn't other books in this series (still don't know about that) but I laughed so many times when reading this book and that too after I gave a shitty exam that will drag my entire my marks down and my whole life will be ruined. So this book will always be a fond memory and this writer will be one of my favorites! The hero was great and not ALPHA *cant escape these wherever I go* and the heroine was not annoying. UM.... A rarity. In short, this book is awesome and hits all the perfect vibes!
Although one small thing that bothered me was how horny the H was all the time. Um, who kidnaps someone for an one night stand? Anyway, glad he didn't turn out to be a perv and the writer was able to write the whole thing smoothly. But the humans were weird. Just... weird and unbelievable. Also, the romance was a little less than I expected. Could we get more of those two? And less of the other humans? Thank you :|
Either way, Loved It !
Although one small thing that bothered me was how horny the H was all the time. Um, who kidnaps someone for an one night stand? Anyway, glad he didn't turn out to be a perv and the writer was able to write the whole thing smoothly. But the humans were weird. Just... weird and unbelievable. Also, the romance was a little less than I expected. Could we get more of those two? And less of the other humans? Thank you :|
Either way, Loved It !
June 8, 2021
Don't hesitate... Read it!
I loved this book! I've forgotten what humor can bring to a book, it made the reading so enjoyable. I had plenty of chuckle moments and giggles. And for those of you wondering about the heat level... 4.5, the build up was 🔥, the fianl moment of completion was kind of rushed, it was 🤭😯😕... okay.
It would have been so much better if they had followed the hot and dirty script they had set for these two characters, instead it was slightly disappointing, still sexy, just not what I thought would happen.
My only problem, not really a problem, with this story, the heroine and her friends were alittle too stupid. They did a lot of dumb s**t, it was funny to read but if you're looking for smart and sassy heroine, lol you're going to be slightly annoyed with these girls... their just sassy.
Now my only annoyance with this book, the authors wanted to create conflict between the lovers and it wasn't really needed or wanted. It took me straight out of the story, it didn't fit, so very annoying. But maybe its just me... others might like the drama.
All in all, I completed it in one sitting and I couldn't sit it down...so... 5 stars!!
With that said, this was a fun read, I can't wait for the next one!
I loved this book! I've forgotten what humor can bring to a book, it made the reading so enjoyable. I had plenty of chuckle moments and giggles. And for those of you wondering about the heat level... 4.5, the build up was 🔥, the fianl moment of completion was kind of rushed, it was 🤭😯😕... okay.
It would have been so much better if they had followed the hot and dirty script they had set for these two characters, instead it was slightly disappointing, still sexy, just not what I thought would happen.
My only problem, not really a problem, with this story, the heroine and her friends were alittle too stupid. They did a lot of dumb s**t, it was funny to read but if you're looking for smart and sassy heroine, lol you're going to be slightly annoyed with these girls... their just sassy.
Now my only annoyance with this book, the authors wanted to create conflict between the lovers and it wasn't really needed or wanted. It took me straight out of the story, it didn't fit, so very annoying. But maybe its just me... others might like the drama.
All in all, I completed it in one sitting and I couldn't sit it down...so... 5 stars!!
With that said, this was a fun read, I can't wait for the next one!
October 3, 2021
The couple: Daeceon and Olivia (Miranda)
Romance genre: alien
Series: Call Girls for Aliens
Length: 316 pages
Plot: Olivia (human) is a phone sex operator, and one night takes a call from Daeceon (alien). For his part, Daeceon isn't sure how his comms picked up this signal, but he is obsessed with Olivia, or Miranda, as she introduced herself. He manages to call her almost every night for a while, and, not knowing that phone sex is a job and an act, he decides that they should be together. He goes to earth and kidnaps her, but several of her friends tag along in an effort to save her. So Daeceon finds himself with a group of earth girls on his ship. Olivia in particular isn't happy to be there, even though her attraction to Daece is growing. He works on convincing her to give them a shot, but then he finds out that she has lied to him about something important. Can he forgive her?
Commentary: So...the name thing. I just didn't find it that big of a deal. I mean, yes, she should have told him, but also, they should have had a reciprocal conversation where she explained her job and the safety reasons for using a fake name, and then he could have listened, tried to understand, and most of all, not totally freeze her out and act like he hated her. I felt like his reaction was super melodramatic.
But my biggest problem with the book was how many friends were involved. That's purely a personal preference, because I know that many people like a large friend group in a story, and like getting to know those friends with the expectation that they'll have their own books. I don't like it - I feel like it takes away from my pleasure in reading about the couple's developing relationship. Again, that's just a personal preference. In this case, I found most of her friends annoying. I did like the scenes with Daece's mom - not because I liked her but because his reaction, even as a grown creature, was hilarious! Who wants to be caught with their pants down - literally - when their mom pops up (in person or on the comms)? So funny! That saved the rating for me.
Romance genre: alien
Series: Call Girls for Aliens
Length: 316 pages
Plot: Olivia (human) is a phone sex operator, and one night takes a call from Daeceon (alien). For his part, Daeceon isn't sure how his comms picked up this signal, but he is obsessed with Olivia, or Miranda, as she introduced herself. He manages to call her almost every night for a while, and, not knowing that phone sex is a job and an act, he decides that they should be together. He goes to earth and kidnaps her, but several of her friends tag along in an effort to save her. So Daeceon finds himself with a group of earth girls on his ship. Olivia in particular isn't happy to be there, even though her attraction to Daece is growing. He works on convincing her to give them a shot, but then he finds out that she has lied to him about something important. Can he forgive her?
Commentary: So...the name thing. I just didn't find it that big of a deal. I mean, yes, she should have told him, but also, they should have had a reciprocal conversation where she explained her job and the safety reasons for using a fake name, and then he could have listened, tried to understand, and most of all, not totally freeze her out and act like he hated her. I felt like his reaction was super melodramatic.
But my biggest problem with the book was how many friends were involved. That's purely a personal preference, because I know that many people like a large friend group in a story, and like getting to know those friends with the expectation that they'll have their own books. I don't like it - I feel like it takes away from my pleasure in reading about the couple's developing relationship. Again, that's just a personal preference. In this case, I found most of her friends annoying. I did like the scenes with Daece's mom - not because I liked her but because his reaction, even as a grown creature, was hilarious! Who wants to be caught with their pants down - literally - when their mom pops up (in person or on the comms)? So funny! That saved the rating for me.
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September 10, 2024DNF at 80%. I tried. The conflict in this is just incredibly immature and crazy making. I deserve better
June 21, 2021
All the women in this book were TSTL and the hero wasn't much better
May 6, 2022
This book started off well. Hero and the heroine dirty talked for a few chapters.
Then the book got annoying.
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Hero thinks she wants him (but she is a phone sex employee). So he shows up to her apartment to kidnap her. Her friends are there (and they are all dressed in lingerie because they are having a girl's night in panty party). So he only takes her but the other friends all run after him and end up on his ship even though he tells them to leave.
His mother keeps calling at the worst times (when they are having sex). Hero's ship keeps breaking down and running out of fuel.
Then there are chapters where they are ignoring each other and you have to listen to the annoying friends.
This book had moments but it was too much with the annoying mom and annoying friends. Possibly future books will be less annoying.
Then the book got annoying.
SPOIELR SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER
Hero thinks she wants him (but she is a phone sex employee). So he shows up to her apartment to kidnap her. Her friends are there (and they are all dressed in lingerie because they are having a girl's night in panty party). So he only takes her but the other friends all run after him and end up on his ship even though he tells them to leave.
His mother keeps calling at the worst times (when they are having sex). Hero's ship keeps breaking down and running out of fuel.
Then there are chapters where they are ignoring each other and you have to listen to the annoying friends.
This book had moments but it was too much with the annoying mom and annoying friends. Possibly future books will be less annoying.
May 1, 2024
- Sex Worker (phone sex girl)
- Alien abduction/kidnapping
- Stalking (sorta)
- Forced Proximity
- Dubcon (sorta)
- SO MANY FUCKING CAPITAL YELLING!
- Incomplete Series; may never have another book
Olivia has two jobs to make ends meet, a waitressing gig and working for 1-800-BUSTYCHICKS. Daece is an alien "merchant" currently suffering from a bit of bad luck and a serious lack of female companionship. When his ship is stranded and in desperate needs of repair he intercepts a communication from a sex hotline on Earth where he speaks to Miranda, aka Olivia. When he decides that talking is no longer enough, he takes his broke-ass ship to earth to get her for more. After all, she said she wished he was there. The first problem? She is a little reluctant to go. The biggest problem? All of her friends try to save her and he ends up taking not just Olivia but all of her friends. So now he has a ship full of human females in their underwear and a loss of confidence in how to get his Miranda to take him.
This is a fun little concept, an alien who stumbles into a sex hotline? Is pretty much a set up for some fun things to happen. It was originally supposed to be a series start, book one in an overarching story, but circumstances led to this series probably never seeing another book written. You can read more about it from Erin Raegan's Instagram, which she hasn't posted on in nearly a year. But I was going to go into this book anyways and read it regardless. In my opinion, it's a good enough standalone to be just that. Just ignore the two epilogues that are from two other character point of views. That does not effect my rating at all because for once I was well-informed before I went into the book.
Over all it was a fun book, Olivia and Daece dancing around each other awkwardly, his mom always calling at the worse possible times, the drunken rescue of what could affectionately compared to a Tribble...all great times. But the large friend group could get annoying. They were there for a reason, but still, it was a little too much chaos for me sometimes. But the argument over said "Tribble's" name? Might have been the best part of the whole book.
Sad there won't be more. I think it had amazing potential for some great stories. But this little bit was the best. I also now really really wish I had a cow onesie...
- Alien abduction/kidnapping
- Stalking (sorta)
- Forced Proximity
- Dubcon (sorta)
- SO MANY FUCKING CAPITAL YELLING!
- Incomplete Series; may never have another book
Olivia has two jobs to make ends meet, a waitressing gig and working for 1-800-BUSTYCHICKS. Daece is an alien "merchant" currently suffering from a bit of bad luck and a serious lack of female companionship. When his ship is stranded and in desperate needs of repair he intercepts a communication from a sex hotline on Earth where he speaks to Miranda, aka Olivia. When he decides that talking is no longer enough, he takes his broke-ass ship to earth to get her for more. After all, she said she wished he was there. The first problem? She is a little reluctant to go. The biggest problem? All of her friends try to save her and he ends up taking not just Olivia but all of her friends. So now he has a ship full of human females in their underwear and a loss of confidence in how to get his Miranda to take him.
This is a fun little concept, an alien who stumbles into a sex hotline? Is pretty much a set up for some fun things to happen. It was originally supposed to be a series start, book one in an overarching story, but circumstances led to this series probably never seeing another book written. You can read more about it from Erin Raegan's Instagram, which she hasn't posted on in nearly a year. But I was going to go into this book anyways and read it regardless. In my opinion, it's a good enough standalone to be just that. Just ignore the two epilogues that are from two other character point of views. That does not effect my rating at all because for once I was well-informed before I went into the book.
Over all it was a fun book, Olivia and Daece dancing around each other awkwardly, his mom always calling at the worse possible times, the drunken rescue of what could affectionately compared to a Tribble...all great times. But the large friend group could get annoying. They were there for a reason, but still, it was a little too much chaos for me sometimes. But the argument over said "Tribble's" name? Might have been the best part of the whole book.
Sad there won't be more. I think it had amazing potential for some great stories. But this little bit was the best. I also now really really wish I had a cow onesie...
June 1, 2021
Blurb:
One unexpected call. One seductive human. And one delusional alien.
His ship is falling apart, literally, but Daeceon doesn’t care. He’s a black market merchant and has a job to do. Nothing will stand in the way of claiming his hard earned credits. Not the blaring alarms. Not the sparks flying across the dashboard. And most certainly not the annoying calls from his Dam and her continuous attempts to pair him up with a potential mate. Distracted by a strange signal he intercepts, Daeceon finds himself enraptured in a conversation with a female clear across the universe, whispering sexy, enticing commands. It isn’t long before he’s firing up his busted ship and aiming straight for the little uncharted planet to find this intriguing human and slake his lust for her, skin to skin.
Olivia thought she was just taking another call. Boy, was she ever wrong.
When her newest client begins calling her every day, several times a day, she’s reluctantly intrigued. Work has never been so busy, but she’s not complaining. With a pile of debt lurking in the back of her mind, she gladly entertains her enthusiastic client, even if he is a…little odd. That is until he busts down her front door and demands she go with him.
When Olivia refuses, he steals her anyway.
Can an alien find love with a human? Well…why don’t you call 1-800-BustyChicks and find out for yourself?
One unexpected call. One seductive human. And one delusional alien.
His ship is falling apart, literally, but Daeceon doesn’t care. He’s a black market merchant and has a job to do. Nothing will stand in the way of claiming his hard earned credits. Not the blaring alarms. Not the sparks flying across the dashboard. And most certainly not the annoying calls from his Dam and her continuous attempts to pair him up with a potential mate. Distracted by a strange signal he intercepts, Daeceon finds himself enraptured in a conversation with a female clear across the universe, whispering sexy, enticing commands. It isn’t long before he’s firing up his busted ship and aiming straight for the little uncharted planet to find this intriguing human and slake his lust for her, skin to skin.
Olivia thought she was just taking another call. Boy, was she ever wrong.
When her newest client begins calling her every day, several times a day, she’s reluctantly intrigued. Work has never been so busy, but she’s not complaining. With a pile of debt lurking in the back of her mind, she gladly entertains her enthusiastic client, even if he is a…little odd. That is until he busts down her front door and demands she go with him.
When Olivia refuses, he steals her anyway.
Can an alien find love with a human? Well…why don’t you call 1-800-BustyChicks and find out for yourself?
June 1, 2021
Conflicted
This was an ok read. I loved the whole idea, call girl finds herself talking with a hot alien Unbeknownst to her. Hot alien becomes obsessed with human girl, and well you know what happens next! Kidnapped human and one hot and bothered alien, please bring a friend or 4 along for the crazy ride. Now although I liked how this all started, I didn't quiet like how it progresses. The humans are a bit annoying, and we get way to much of their shenanigans then these star crossed lovers. I wanted more of the two actual Individuals the book was actually about. I just feel unsatisfied after reading this, I didn't really see this relationship blossom and grow. It just all the sudden was, like we skipped a lot of what we needed with glossed over nothing's? I definitely think this book could have been better, even longer. I do like where the series is going, I guess I'm hoping for more from the other girls stories now.
This was an ok read. I loved the whole idea, call girl finds herself talking with a hot alien Unbeknownst to her. Hot alien becomes obsessed with human girl, and well you know what happens next! Kidnapped human and one hot and bothered alien, please bring a friend or 4 along for the crazy ride. Now although I liked how this all started, I didn't quiet like how it progresses. The humans are a bit annoying, and we get way to much of their shenanigans then these star crossed lovers. I wanted more of the two actual Individuals the book was actually about. I just feel unsatisfied after reading this, I didn't really see this relationship blossom and grow. It just all the sudden was, like we skipped a lot of what we needed with glossed over nothing's? I definitely think this book could have been better, even longer. I do like where the series is going, I guess I'm hoping for more from the other girls stories now.
June 4, 2021
Hilarious action romance
I read this book in one day. Always a good sign. I did find the first few pages a little disjointed but after that the plot and characters picked up momentum and didn't stop until the end. Daece is an alien merchant who picks up a call on his comm system and begins having sex chats with Olivia. He decides to go to earth to get her and ends up kidnapping her and some of her friends who tried to protect her. Through some crazy adventures they manage to fall in love and overcome misunderstandings. The book was very easy reading. The dialogue flowed smoothly. The characters were wonderful and hilarious. The romance was there. Everything you'd want in a funny, easy read.
I read this book in one day. Always a good sign. I did find the first few pages a little disjointed but after that the plot and characters picked up momentum and didn't stop until the end. Daece is an alien merchant who picks up a call on his comm system and begins having sex chats with Olivia. He decides to go to earth to get her and ends up kidnapping her and some of her friends who tried to protect her. Through some crazy adventures they manage to fall in love and overcome misunderstandings. The book was very easy reading. The dialogue flowed smoothly. The characters were wonderful and hilarious. The romance was there. Everything you'd want in a funny, easy read.
August 23, 2021
Could have been good
I did like the main characters, yes insta love in involved if you can look past that they are good solid characters. But geeeeez I wanted to smack these girls. Between being immature about sexually for being call girls, being stupid for doing just random stuff, also is lingerie parties really a thing among women? You know my friends and I love to wear things and nighties after a long day at work to have drinks and popcorn, totally our thing… yeah no.
This story had potential to be charming and cute but it was so hard to like all of these running mouths. You spent more time with the gals then with the actual couple and you really don’t want to spend time with these jerks.
I did like the main characters, yes insta love in involved if you can look past that they are good solid characters. But geeeeez I wanted to smack these girls. Between being immature about sexually for being call girls, being stupid for doing just random stuff, also is lingerie parties really a thing among women? You know my friends and I love to wear things and nighties after a long day at work to have drinks and popcorn, totally our thing… yeah no.
This story had potential to be charming and cute but it was so hard to like all of these running mouths. You spent more time with the gals then with the actual couple and you really don’t want to spend time with these jerks.
September 20, 2021
I enjoyed this insta-love story between Daeceon and Olivia aka Miranda (her call girl name). This was a super cute and funny story about a horned-alien and how he found the woman of his dreams. The best part of his story is how he actually did not know about the call-girl industry. His complete naive approach to everything relating to love/feelings is hilarious. He only has one mode- capture her and her his. The girls (Olivia's friends) were an added bonus because they brought to the story fierceness and loyalty that we love to see in women circles. However the star of this story by far is Daeceon, with his determination to find the female that inspires desire beyond his control.
I received an ARC of this book and this is my honest opinion.
I received an ARC of this book and this is my honest opinion.
May 28, 2021
Olivia and some of her friends work entertaining men via phone calls. She needs money so who cares if she has to talk to men while she cuddles up in her onesies and eats ice cream? But when she gets an interesting call, it leaves her wondering if it's wrong to get a little pleasure from this particular male. Daeceon needs a break! So when he hacks into a pleasure system to talk to a sexy human he never expected to want more from her. They both agreed that if they were together the pleasure would be spectacular. So when he drops in to take her away, why does she and her friends cause such a fuss?! Love it! Can't wait for more!
June 6, 2021
A delightful, sexy, and entertaining abduction love story! I know it sounds contradictory, but it is all of these things, and I absolutely loved every page of this book! It was fun to read, the characters were irrepressible and charming. The book reads fast because it's just that good. The adventures this odd group of friends falls into were exciting and still amusing. The interactions of all the characters felt normal. I just think it's one of the best books I've read so far this year, and I've read a lot. I am absolutely looking forward to reading more of this series!
June 26, 2021
Hahah 😂 I had such faith, even a couple of really good laughs but it turns out they’re both just a couple of hot headed teens. It was laughable! I couldn’t take them seriously.
The plot ended the moment he kidnapped her and then it was lengthy chapters of her prattling with her friends about absolutely nothing.
There was no development of a relationship between the main characters. Though, honestly they should have paired him with her annoying friend Alicia. At least she riled him up and she was a mechanic!!
I dunno if it’s the hot summer heat but this just really disappointed me…
The plot ended the moment he kidnapped her and then it was lengthy chapters of her prattling with her friends about absolutely nothing.
There was no development of a relationship between the main characters. Though, honestly they should have paired him with her annoying friend Alicia. At least she riled him up and she was a mechanic!!
I dunno if it’s the hot summer heat but this just really disappointed me…
June 1, 2021
Frakking Hilarious
OMG! This book was so filthy funny. My back hurts from laughing so hard. From the characters to the dialogue to the near hits and misses in the sex scenes I laughed so much. I can’t even talk about it because I would hate to spoil it for anyone else. Just picture an alien calling a sex line and the operator’s shock when he shows up and wants to take it to the next level...so funny.
OMG! This book was so filthy funny. My back hurts from laughing so hard. From the characters to the dialogue to the near hits and misses in the sex scenes I laughed so much. I can’t even talk about it because I would hate to spoil it for anyone else. Just picture an alien calling a sex line and the operator’s shock when he shows up and wants to take it to the next level...so funny.
July 26, 2021
I really wanted to like this one, but it just didn’t quite get there for me. It was a bit of fun. And the chemistry between Olivia and Daeceon was hot. But every one of the characters annoyed me a little. I didn’t get frustrated enough to stop reading, and I’m sure there’s plenty of people out there that would find them hilarious, but I found I had to tell myself to finish. Maybe I just wasn’t in the mood for slapstick humour. I don’t regret reading it, but it’s not on my fave list.
May 30, 2021
Girl Power, sweet sexy aliens and laughs
Love this premise it seriously made me laugh because if aliens could intercept communications from earth and this was something they did pick up I could just imagine the miscommunication on both sides. Loved all the characters introduced in this book and I really look forward to this series these books can't come fast enough.
Love this premise it seriously made me laugh because if aliens could intercept communications from earth and this was something they did pick up I could just imagine the miscommunication on both sides. Loved all the characters introduced in this book and I really look forward to this series these books can't come fast enough.
May 30, 2021
Over tbe top crazy good!!
I was hooked from page one! Laugh out loud funny and grab your heart serious. These characters come to life. The story is great. It had me rooribg for them o e !inute and wanting to smack them the next. Daeceon ,Olivia and the gang are in for a wild ride and i want in on the adventure. Fantastic read!! Did i say i was hooked. 😀😀
I was hooked from page one! Laugh out loud funny and grab your heart serious. These characters come to life. The story is great. It had me rooribg for them o e !inute and wanting to smack them the next. Daeceon ,Olivia and the gang are in for a wild ride and i want in on the adventure. Fantastic read!! Did i say i was hooked. 😀😀
June 4, 2021
Light and uncomplicated, a good fun read.
Just what I needed, a super fun and slightly steamy read about an alien who picks up the signal from an Earth phone sex worker...
Well written with some actual laugh out loud moments, I'd definitely recommend it if you are looking for something light and uncomplicated.
Just what I needed, a super fun and slightly steamy read about an alien who picks up the signal from an Earth phone sex worker...
Well written with some actual laugh out loud moments, I'd definitely recommend it if you are looking for something light and uncomplicated.
June 9, 2021
I just can’t!
I almost DNFd it. Humans got on my dang nerves. Especially the one who kept breaking his things. How rude can you be? The humans were not believable.
Him not coming clean was it for me. I felt like it was a cop out to make another human show up. Ruined the story.
I can see where they were trying to go with this but they missed the mark. I had to suspend disbelief too much.
The story idea was pretty funny though.
I almost DNFd it. Humans got on my dang nerves. Especially the one who kept breaking his things. How rude can you be? The humans were not believable.
Him not coming clean was it for me. I felt like it was a cop out to make another human show up. Ruined the story.
I can see where they were trying to go with this but they missed the mark. I had to suspend disbelief too much.
The story idea was pretty funny though.
June 8, 2021
We both enjoyed it
I thought the book was hilarious! My husband and I read a chapter a night together from random books every night. Even he liked this book! We ended up reading the whole book and look forward to reading more from this with author.
I thought the book was hilarious! My husband and I read a chapter a night together from random books every night. Even he liked this book! We ended up reading the whole book and look forward to reading more from this with author.
September 2, 2021
Stealing Olivia
An enjoyable humorous tale of Alien abduction.
Just what I needed, a few laughs and lots of hot sex,
I loved all the girls from the sex line.
So go ahead, get this book and immerse yourself in paranormal fantasy.
An enjoyable humorous tale of Alien abduction.
Just what I needed, a few laughs and lots of hot sex,
I loved all the girls from the sex line.
So go ahead, get this book and immerse yourself in paranormal fantasy.
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