In every respect, this book was aggravating, enraging, or both. It tells the story of Katherine, a precocious university student in the (I guess?) seventies, who becomes enmeshed in the family of one of her philosophy professors through the interlocution of the professor’s friend, a purportedly gay man who takes occasional excursions into heterosexuality by sleeping with extremely young women. If this sounds deeply insane and unpleasant, it’s because it is!
Katherine is an astonishing person, and by extension so is Trapido. In the course of this book and a decade of her life, Katherine cheerfully reveals that she is not only okay with, but romantically interested in: fascists; rapists; paedophiles; misogynists; domestic abusers; and any Venn diagram combination of the above. We first encounter Jacob, the professor for whom Katherine has an abiding affection and admiration, in his home with his wild children and pregnant-for-the-sixth time (house)wife. Of contraception, he declares:
“A hundred years ago women ruined their health swallowing lead pills, and poking at themselves with crochet hooks. Now they ruin their health swallowing hormone pills and pushing copper hooks into the neck of the uterus. You may call it progress if you like.”
YES, I FUCKING WILL, ACTUALLY. For one thing, UNLIKE you, Jacob, I’d actually be having the babies! Pills and IUDs are much more reliable and safe than lead pills and crochet hooks, even though you, a … *checks notes* MAN, are suggesting they’re EQUIVALENT, like ad-hoc approaches to birth control are THE SAME as the massive advancements seen in the twentieth century that not-coincidentally correlate with the biggest liberation in women’s rights and liberties in …. ever. Also? FUCK YOU.
This is how Jacob describes his friend John, Katherine’s lover cum professional gay man:
“We all know and love John as a dear friend, not so? […] And we all know, of course, that some of our best friends go in for sodomy, buggery, child-abuse, you name it.”
I think that’s what Epstein said too, right?
Katherine next enters a relationship with Jacob’s eldest son Roger, a mansplaining gaslighter that Katherine never actually gets over, despite the fact that she ends the book married to his brother. (Of the vile Jonathan, more anon.) After a traumatic break-up, Katherine flees to Italy and falls in love with Michele, a divorced man, on the basis of: minding his children when he’s late to pick them up for the airport, watching him yell at his children when he’s the one at fault, and dropping them off at their mother’s while acting like a disgusting prick the entire time. Michele is literally a fascist; Katherine drops the information and turns to the camera to chirp ‘That’s hot!’ Paris Hilton-style. Michele abandons Katherine when she falls pregnant and refuses an abortion – which, why? WHY? The baby dies of cot-death aged twelve weeks, but Katherine is shacked up with Jonathan and pregnant again in the same space of time, so I can’t say I was overly convinced by this as a portrayal of parental bereavement.
And then there’s Jonathan, who canonically had an affair with a TEENAGE STUDENT he was TEACHING AT THE TIME. She conveniently divorced him (to finish! school!) so he was free to declare his longstanding crush on Katherine when she returns to England for extensive inpatient treatment for her depression, conversations about which appear to function as legit come-ons in this universe. Jonathan writes what sound like Martin Amis-esque books full of bodily emissions and tells Katherine:
“I plan to rape you with my new Bisset mop while you read Jill Tweedie.”
and:
“I’m going to heave my weight off your ribs every morning and leave you in a tacky pool of my ooze.”
The first one is profoundly horrifying, but I wonder if the second is supposed to be titillating? If so … to who? There’s dirty talk, and there’s primary school gross-out talk, and it’s very clear which this one is - to everyone except Jonathan, I guess.
I’ve outlined the plot in a way that suggests that it’s written in a sensible, novelistic fashion, but this is not the case. We have highly detailed (sometimes present tense) chapters in which we watch everyone walk about and eat meals and change clothes, followed by a few scanty paragraphs in which, for example, Katherine moves to Italy and gets knocked up by a fascist with nothing in the way of description, let alone insight.
At the end we meet some schoolfriends of Jonathan’s younger sisters, who are visiting Jacob and Jane’s house. They have no role in the plot except to allow Katherine to describe how fine she is with the fact that Jonathan is eyeing up these teenagers like he wants to have sex with one or any of them. Katherine's a Cool Girl! Jonathan then gets into a vicious, nasty argument with his mother about the fact that she wants Katherine to have a more equitable marital situation than she endured.
“[…] quite a lot of men will cook now and again if their wives lay in the garlic and root ginger and whatever else is necessary for the star turn.”
This whole argument seems old hat now, but perhaps it was fresh in 1982; what’s affronting about it is how utterly violent Jacob and Jonathan are in their denunciations of Jane’s entire lived experience. Throughout it all, Katherine sits there with a silly smile, thinking of absolutely nothing, I presume, because there’s no indication she takes this interchange on board or has any feelings about it.
I mean, earlier in the novel Jane remarks:
“[…] when the twins were born I screwed out of Jacob the right to use disposable nappies […]”
Of a man who does no cleaning or childcare! She had to BEG to use disposable nappies! I had to lie down on the floor, I was so overcome, but Katherine is just thinking about how hot fascists are again, I guess. This is what made me so fundamentally angry with this book: all the ingredients are there to show a woman coming to the slow and horrified realisation that she’s been taken for a fool by a bunch of thundering misogynists, but it never happens. Katherine appears to think the main feminist win is not being too bothered when your male partner wants to trade you in for a newer model. I wanted to kill her and then myself.
“[Leone] reminded me often of those little girls in the junior school who told you not to wear your shiny pink dress to the party because they were going to wear theirs. And you didn’t wear it, even though you had got your own dress first and it wasn’t fair. And then you went on being flattered when they chose you first for their side in games.”
The only piece of good writing in the entire revolting book.