Howard Hughes was a nut-job.
If he hadn’t been fucking bonkers he would probably be totally reviled, instead he’s something of the uber-off his rocker celebrity. It helps when you have hundreds of millions of dollars at your disposal to really craft the perfect level of crazy.
This book was probably more ‘truthful’ (who knows though), but I preferred the Hughes from Ellroy’s USA Trilogy, or as he’s known through most of it, Dracula.
I actually don’t know how to review this. I wrote, ‘review this book’ but I didn’t read it. And if you don’t read the words in a book is it a book? Deep, right? Instead, I listened to it. Which was kind of weird. First, because I didn’t trust that the version I was reading (shit, I mean listening to) was the full book, you know that it wasn’t abridged. Having never seen the actual book I couldn’t tell if it was really as sparse as it felt at times.
Also I have never listened to an audio recording of a book in its entirety before. This was a new experience.
Why and why? (why listen to an audio book and why this book)
If you read a recent review of mine you might have stuck around through the long-winded asides and nonsense and read that I’ve been running. I learned that running is better if I listen to something while I’m doing it. If I don’t I just listen to myself gasping for breath and that’s not very interesting. I tried listening to music, but I remembered that I don’t generally like music anymore, and the fairly small number of songs I can still stand to listen to I’m kind of bored with. Instead, I decided I could listen to podcasts, and that was fun. And then I discovered I could listen to podcasts at 1.5 times the normal speed and that was really fun because I could get through more of them and learn more interesting things.
This led to thinking, I bet I could listen to audio books, too. So I decided to go online and see what his Audible thing is all about. I then discovered that it’s basically the price of a trade paperback a month, and for that price you get to listen to one book in the month. I didn’t know how long it would take to listen to an audio book (A week and a day would be the answer, but without a long run, it would have been easily under a week if I had done on a long run this past week), but it seemed kind of expensive to get to listen to one book.
So I looked to see if you could borrow and download audiobooks from the library, and you can, and it’s free! Huzzah!
The downside is that you don’t get that much of a selection and most of the books I happened to want to listen to were being borrowed by other people.
That is the answer to the second why, why did I listen to this book? Because I wanted to see what it was like to download an audio book from the library, and this was one of the more interesting looking books that was actually available (I did put Murakami’s memoir about running on a wait list, because that’s meta and maybe it’s time to try giving Murakami a second chance).
So I listened to it while running, and usually sped up because the narrator’s voice sounded pretty much the same at normal speed as at 1.25 times the speed, and even at 1.5 times the speed it was fairly easy to listen to (or maybe it’s just that everything is probably read at a fairly slow pace, more akin to the way someone from Idaho speaks (apparently Idaho is the most ‘normal’ speaking place in the country and people like TV anchorpersons learn how to speak to that standard (this might be a lie. If it is, blame one of my philosophy professors in college)), and being from New York I’m perfectly fine listening to people rattle off at high speed.
I’m not sure I love this new fangled way of ‘reading’ books, I don’t think I would even call it reading, but since I consumed a product that can be rated on this website, and consumed a product that can go towards my 2015 consumption challenge (it’s not longer a reading challenge), and I’m not currently consuming nearly enough products to achieve my consumption goals I’ll call it ‘reading’ for the sake of getting one more step closer to not feeling like a failure in this area of my life.
Next time I listen to an audio book I will hopefully not feel the need to be a total ass in describing ever dumb thought that went into deciding to listen to a book. Or maybe I’ll just repeat all of this but in a slightly different way.
What about the book?
It was entertaining to listen to while running through the streets of Woodside. I wouldn’t have wanted to listen to it if I was doing anything else (because I don’t listen to anything most of the time, I sit in my apartment most of the time in total silence except for ambient noises (maybe this is the start of my own Howard Hughes-esque decline)). It felt a little light and unsubstantial, but that could have been because it could have been abridged (I couldn’t figure this out from the information (c’mon app that connects to libraries, give up the MARC records, yo!) or it could have been because I was sometimes more focused on not getting run over, not stepping on passed out homeless people on the side walk or that gaggle of kittens that were just hanging out on the sidewalk one morning than paying full attention to the ‘book’.
(I saw another review talk about how Hughes would throw feces at the TV screen when RFK would appear on it, this wasn’t in my version of the book, was it in this person’s version? Or is this just some piece of knowledge gleaned from another source?)