Step One: Make imaginary finger gun Step two: Place imaginary finger gun in mouth Step three: Fire imaginary finger fun Step four: Fall over and cry out in the most dramatic of ways as the rest of the class looks on in mild bemusement and pity Step five: Twitch on floor, maybe drool a little Step six: Repeat as many times as it takes to avoid reading this book Step seven: Become most popular kid on campus for said antics
TL;DR - Textbook blows, 10/10 Would Not Read Again