What a strong start, I read junkyard Joe before this but I love seeing all the groundwork in this issue for building an interconnected universe. And of course I have to mention how amazing this art is. The story itself actually takes place in an apocalyptic future, where we meet two men in hazard suits specifically looking for irradiated ground for some kind of breeding. The travel in pairs because there are dangers out there to worry about, specially things called nightcrawlers and organ people, but one of them seems younger and filled with curiosity and can’t really sleep as he has heard stories of the man who walks outside without a suit. The older man with an eye patch confirms the story is true, and after something called the unknown war people started seeing him flickering like a candle. He has been called many things, Joe Glow, man of mass destruction, walking bomb, and even later called the meltdown man. So to keep both of them awake the older man decides to tell the story of Tariq Geiger, who did everyone, good and bad, for family.
We then jump back to the year 2030, the news is blowing up with tons of reports about the president not firing unless fired upon, in Indiana Muddy Davis (creator of the junkyard joe strip) died at the age of 77, there is a scandal in the pentagon of recently declassified files connecting the 1997 windows bombing to an American hero, there is an unexplained metal mobility found at the site of a skirmish that began vibrating, an author is under investigation by the FBI once again for her second book about hauntings at the White House which gives way too much info, and suddenly all of these news broadcasts that I am sure are referencing a ton of things I don’t know about for world building, are interrupted by a report from the global tracking system. The tv cuts out and turns to an emergency broadcast as we see Tariq rush his family out of the house and to their bomb shelter nearby. They should have everything they need to live a long time down there, but even then Tariq requires special medicine and they will be forced to leave at some point. As his wife and children are let inside one of his kids point out that their dog won’t stop barking at something…there is a missile flying high above them and as he gets them below Tariq sprints over to grab the dog. But as he is running back…a bullet goes into his leg. Seems his neighbors didn’t build their own shelter with the full intent on stealing theirs when the time came, and they are taking it by force. Tariq is on the ground and can’t get to them, so he orders his family to go inside and shut the door and not to open it for anyone. To shut up the dog the neighbors shoot it, and are about to shoot Tariq if he doesn’t tell his family to open the door…he would rather die. But before they can shoot him a flash of light comes in as Tariq looks over and sees a mushroom cloud fill his glasses. Suddenly the neighbors are evaporating in front of him as Tariq watches his own hands disappear in the burst.
Suddenly we jump 20 years later as a couple of collectors make their way through the wastelands in their suits looking for materials. They usually don’t go out this far but lack of resources necessitates it. Suddenly they come across a giant wall made up of compacted cubed cars with a set of double doors in the middle. They are slightly worried the organ people set it up but apparently those people aren’t that organized. These men are worried about paying the king’s taxes, but as they go to break in a hooded figure appears above the wall to tell them they are trespassing and he is wearing no suit. He does seem to have a chest plate setup and two rods coming out of the suit in the back. But these men are two stupid for their own good to stay back, and as they begin to fire on him he jumps down and begins to beat them in. Knocking away their guns and fighting with his fists. With all of them on the ground he gave them a sight to remember and fear, taking the rods out of his back like control rods at nuclear plant suddenly his entire body begins to glow neon green as he shifts from Tariq to the glowing man! Omg this is so badass! As soon as they go running he puts the rods back in to return to normal, then takes the crate of explosives they left behind. It seems he also has a very high jump as he was able to jump back over the wall and return to his two headed wolf companion that he is actually able to communicate with. Additionally we see a gravestone for someone that looks like “Dr Molotov,” and I can’t help but wonder if we will learn more about them. As Tariq sets up dinner we find that creatively he is quite bankrupt as he has read through all the books he has and he has been here for a very long time, all to protect the bunker his family stayed inside of so that one day it will be safe to open to the door again. Outside the bunker I can’t help but notice the arrangement of plants growing, as if he is testing what can grow.
As the issue comes to an end we are introduced to the king the collectors were trying to pay the taxes of. He is being briefed on the situation of the glowing man, and how one of the other kingdoms ran by Safari Bob claims to have met him and made a pact to keep out of each other’s way. They believed it was just a story until three of their men came in contact with him today. But it seems that the king has been recently replaced by his snot nose son, and this little narcissist is too busy threatening to kill his artist than listening to the briefing. The king wants his nuclear knights gathered to hunt down the glowing man, he has no concern for the laws of Safari Bob, and he even wants to come with them to get the glowing man. His knight is worried about this, but this only causes the boy to lash out as no one questioned his father like this. And he sees this as nothing but a fun opportunity to finally slag something and proceed he is more powerful than his father. And just like most apocalyptic stories (cough new Vegas cough) it turns out that this castle is in the nearly preserved fabulous Las Vegas and as the end of the issue shows there is a whole group of rulers with different themes based on where they are. Very cool stuff.