Where No Man Has Gone Before

by Daniel Kawaguchi

In the far future, when humanity has taken to the stars thanks to the efforts of the AIs that earlier generations built, we have hit an age of plenty. Nobody has to work if they don't want to. Nobody ages. Everybody has an immortal life of perfect hedonism, if they want it. The only purpose one can find is what you come up with for yourself.

Captain Dongly has decided his purpose. Ever since he was a youth, watching his hero, Neil Cocksure, becoming the first man to bang an alien, Dongly has known. He must surpass his hero's achievement, and pop his cherry with a beautiful alien species that mankind has never encountered before. Assisted by his semi-willing AI, Blenda, and his almost entirely unwilling first officer, Selina Pluganal, Lutetimus Dongly explores galaxy after galaxy in search of the perfect alien species to lose his virginity with. He's been at it nearly a thousand years, and refuses to settle.

With the occasional nepotistic helping hand from his sister Mingely, Lut is closer than ever to finally squirting his ancient goo. But things go horribly awry when he encounters a beautiful mushroom with no obvious genitalia...

309 pages, Paperback

Published March 25, 2021