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Vandalar Concubines #1-3
Vandalar Concubines, Volume One
Trained in the arts of love, cooking, and cleaning, these horned and tailed aliens are eager to please their females...
Book #1: Sign Here for Horns
I accidentally bought myself an alien concubine.
Thirty-one, recently divorced, and behind on the mortgage for my farm, I scrape my last savings together and buy myself a farmhand. That big, horned alien I end up with? He’s a Vandalar saikh, a male concubine, and he wants to plow more than just my fields. Guess I should have read the fine print of the purchase contract better because the trader refuses to take him back. Now I’m stuck with weed-infested fields, red letters from the bank, and a guy who says he studied one million ways to please a female. (His words, it’s not like I’m going to count…)
Book #2: Never Cuff an Alien
My alien concubine refuses to please me.
That gruff, muscled Vandalar saikh I bought myself keeps running away. So I do what every lonely woman in her thirties I cuff him to my bed until he comes to his senses. At least now I don’t have to chase behind him in high heels, and can concentrate on starting my mail-order-saikh business. What could possibly go wrong? I tell you he frees himself. Of course, he does. Now I’m the one tied to the bed while he threatens punishment. I really should freak out about this, having so much work to do building myself a new existence and all — but I’m just happy he’s finally showing some initiative.
Book #3: Turn Left for Stars
It’s hard to find the right alien concubine…
Finding three of them? Impossible!
Watching the future saikhs practice their penetration angles at the saikhmenti alone doesn’t cut it to make a decision. What about other things like… I don’t know. Personality? What I need is insider information. That saikh-in-training who keeps failing his assessments? He’s offering it up freely. Kinda. All he wants is practice those fancy skills on me, or otherwise he might flunk his finals. Meh, why not? Don’t accuse me of caring. All I do is let him improve his skills in exchange for dirt on his classmates. I’m technically a martyr, taking one for team Earth here. You’re welcome. Besides, how bad can he be? Turns out, not bad at all. In fact, he’s so good I can’t help but why do I need three saikhs if this one pleases me so perfectly? (Wait, I just remembered why! Because I signed a contract stating I would do exactly that. Well... eff me.)
Binge the first three books in the series, Vandalar Concubines. featuring alien concubines trained to cook, clean, and something that rhymes with buck.
Book #1: Sign Here for Horns
I accidentally bought myself an alien concubine.
Thirty-one, recently divorced, and behind on the mortgage for my farm, I scrape my last savings together and buy myself a farmhand. That big, horned alien I end up with? He’s a Vandalar saikh, a male concubine, and he wants to plow more than just my fields. Guess I should have read the fine print of the purchase contract better because the trader refuses to take him back. Now I’m stuck with weed-infested fields, red letters from the bank, and a guy who says he studied one million ways to please a female. (His words, it’s not like I’m going to count…)
Book #2: Never Cuff an Alien
My alien concubine refuses to please me.
That gruff, muscled Vandalar saikh I bought myself keeps running away. So I do what every lonely woman in her thirties I cuff him to my bed until he comes to his senses. At least now I don’t have to chase behind him in high heels, and can concentrate on starting my mail-order-saikh business. What could possibly go wrong? I tell you he frees himself. Of course, he does. Now I’m the one tied to the bed while he threatens punishment. I really should freak out about this, having so much work to do building myself a new existence and all — but I’m just happy he’s finally showing some initiative.
Book #3: Turn Left for Stars
It’s hard to find the right alien concubine…
Finding three of them? Impossible!
Watching the future saikhs practice their penetration angles at the saikhmenti alone doesn’t cut it to make a decision. What about other things like… I don’t know. Personality? What I need is insider information. That saikh-in-training who keeps failing his assessments? He’s offering it up freely. Kinda. All he wants is practice those fancy skills on me, or otherwise he might flunk his finals. Meh, why not? Don’t accuse me of caring. All I do is let him improve his skills in exchange for dirt on his classmates. I’m technically a martyr, taking one for team Earth here. You’re welcome. Besides, how bad can he be? Turns out, not bad at all. In fact, he’s so good I can’t help but why do I need three saikhs if this one pleases me so perfectly? (Wait, I just remembered why! Because I signed a contract stating I would do exactly that. Well... eff me.)
Binge the first three books in the series, Vandalar Concubines. featuring alien concubines trained to cook, clean, and something that rhymes with buck.
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First published April 6, 2021
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April 10, 2021
⭐️Sign Here for Horns⭐️
Okey dokey, this was a fantastic story! Very different from Garrison Earth series.
I found it original, hilarious, very sweet and sexy as f*ck. I mean an alien maid? Haha. Jax is really sweet, vulnerable, sensitive, soft-hearted, ready to throw all caution to the wind for Lily against his better judgment, always trying so hard to please her in every aspect, to the point where he forgets to express his real self. This is the barrier he has to face to make it work with Lily. On the other hand, Lily being left on the planet to face a mortgage and being used to strive for her survival and depend solely on herself, she has trust issues. She needs an alien slave to help her with her fields so she can pay her mortgage on time, but she gets so much more... This story in all its hilarity, contains raw emotions and I loved it in both characters. I look forward to the next story! :)
🔥Never Cuff an Alien🔥
OK, the first book was perfectly sweet and loving and all these things, and then, bang, this book! The exact opposite! I mean, yes, the characters are sweet some times (kinda?), but this story is wild, intense, a roller coaster of emotions, push-and-pull, with really lots of steam! (really, lots of it, :D). Steph is a "sexually empowered" woman (an understatement), who is however very sweet, always looking at the bright side, and she is very determined! Varac is a beast. Gruff, grumpy, with a record for tries to escape from Steph, and definitely kinky! I really liked this story, but I loved Steph for her attitude and general outlook on things, even when her parents treated her badly.
🌺Turn Left for Stars🌺
I absolutely loved this book. This story is the best in this series so far. Very well-written plot, the characters have some depth, it is absolutely heart-warming, heart-breaking, romantic, and so, so sweet! It is also the funniest of all three books, but there is also drama, serious steam and so much intimacy and emotion. It is quite different from the previous books, more complete as a book, with some twists and conflict. I seriously cannot see how the author can do better than this! On principle, I do not reread books, but I might consider reading this again :)
Okey dokey, this was a fantastic story! Very different from Garrison Earth series.
I found it original, hilarious, very sweet and sexy as f*ck. I mean an alien maid? Haha. Jax is really sweet, vulnerable, sensitive, soft-hearted, ready to throw all caution to the wind for Lily against his better judgment, always trying so hard to please her in every aspect, to the point where he forgets to express his real self. This is the barrier he has to face to make it work with Lily. On the other hand, Lily being left on the planet to face a mortgage and being used to strive for her survival and depend solely on herself, she has trust issues. She needs an alien slave to help her with her fields so she can pay her mortgage on time, but she gets so much more... This story in all its hilarity, contains raw emotions and I loved it in both characters. I look forward to the next story! :)
🔥Never Cuff an Alien🔥
OK, the first book was perfectly sweet and loving and all these things, and then, bang, this book! The exact opposite! I mean, yes, the characters are sweet some times (kinda?), but this story is wild, intense, a roller coaster of emotions, push-and-pull, with really lots of steam! (really, lots of it, :D). Steph is a "sexually empowered" woman (an understatement), who is however very sweet, always looking at the bright side, and she is very determined! Varac is a beast. Gruff, grumpy, with a record for tries to escape from Steph, and definitely kinky! I really liked this story, but I loved Steph for her attitude and general outlook on things, even when her parents treated her badly.
🌺Turn Left for Stars🌺
I absolutely loved this book. This story is the best in this series so far. Very well-written plot, the characters have some depth, it is absolutely heart-warming, heart-breaking, romantic, and so, so sweet! It is also the funniest of all three books, but there is also drama, serious steam and so much intimacy and emotion. It is quite different from the previous books, more complete as a book, with some twists and conflict. I seriously cannot see how the author can do better than this! On principle, I do not reread books, but I might consider reading this again :)
April 8, 2021
Steamy times ahead
Each of these three stories has an interesting combination of steam, sweetness, and humor.
If you want to laugh between clutching your pearls (and panties), this is the series for you. You can look forward to aliens who know how to please a woman (well...*most* of them do), more heat in the bedroom than you could probably handle, and inelegant and involuntary snorts of laughter. 😉
Each of these three stories has an interesting combination of steam, sweetness, and humor.
If you want to laugh between clutching your pearls (and panties), this is the series for you. You can look forward to aliens who know how to please a woman (well...*most* of them do), more heat in the bedroom than you could probably handle, and inelegant and involuntary snorts of laughter. 😉
February 19, 2022
Hot Alien Romance
Three really good alien romances. I actually really liked all three female leads and their males. Good world building, plot and pacing. I was totally invested in their stories and am off to read the next in the series.
Three really good alien romances. I actually really liked all three female leads and their males. Good world building, plot and pacing. I was totally invested in their stories and am off to read the next in the series.
November 22, 2021
Well I just read all of the books in a weekend and am jonesing for my own Vandalar. Loved the characters and sassy females and devoted males.
January 7, 2023
Alien/human erotic romance boxset
How I love a boxset for ease of binge reading. And I adore these male concubine erotic romances with males who have all the domestic skills and heaps of personality and bedroom awards that a female could want!
How I love a boxset for ease of binge reading. And I adore these male concubine erotic romances with males who have all the domestic skills and heaps of personality and bedroom awards that a female could want!
June 27, 2021
Veky good! 5 stars. - This collection contains books 1-3 in the sci-fi romance that are at times funny and when the characters are loving each other, becomes steamy. You can find my individual book reviews here:
Sign Here for Horns: https://www.amazon.com/review/R2MX6Z7...
Never Cuff an Alien: https://smile.amazon.com/review/R1XSM...
Turn Left for Stars: https://smile.amazon.com/review/R2I0E...
Sign Here for Horns: https://www.amazon.com/review/R2MX6Z7...
Never Cuff an Alien: https://smile.amazon.com/review/R1XSM...
Turn Left for Stars: https://smile.amazon.com/review/R2I0E...
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