I didn’t love this book….and I really wish I did. As a Newfoundlander myself, whenever I see a book written by, or a movie made by, or a project spearheaded by a fellow Newfoundlander, I throw my full support behind it. Our incredibly talented artists and academics rarely get the recognition they deserve and I always want to do my teeny tiny part to spread the word.
But I cannot, in good conscience, do that for this book. It’s bad. Like, reeeeeally bad. The subject matter and subsequent triumphant rise from the ashes that Bev manages to pull off notwithstanding, the writing is atrocious. As other reviewers have said, it’s just a big memory dump with no rhyme, reason or organization. And it really is. I understand that Bev isn’t a professional writer so certain liberties should be granted. But even for an amateur, she’s bad.
None of the “characters” are developed or explored. They’re just a bunch of names Bev drops all over the place. If you know her personally and you know who all these people are in real life, it would be fine. But 98% of the people reading this book have no effing idea who Mother and Father are. We don’t know who Adam is. Or Cathy. Or Mr Pardy. Or Leonard. Or that persons cousins wife’s roommates daughter. And, in typical Newfoundland form, half the characters are named after other people so there are two Bevs, two Adam’s, two Marie’s, etc and you’re like who dafuq are these people?? At one point she mentions that Adam has died and you’re like which one? The sister’s kid or the foster kid?
The dialogue is also…..rough. Sometimes it’s like watching two robots converse: “this is bad Adam, I said”. “Adam nodded. Yes you are right. It is bad”. “We need to do something”. “You are right. We need to do something”. Wut? Other times it’s blocky and rehearsed like watching a kindergarten class put on a play. “Mother did you call CPS on Tracey?” “So what if I did?” “I can not let you hurt Tracey. You need to leave my house”. “Then I left and when I got back Mother was gone and I didn’t speak to her ever again”. Like, wut???
All of this is paraphrased, of course. But you get the picture.
There are also several plot points they never go anywhere. She spends 50 pages talking about how a stalker terrorized her. Then suddenly the stalker is never mentioned again and we never know wtf happened or who he was. So why mention him at all?
At another point, she name-drops Natasha Henstridge (from
Species fame) all over the place. They’re apparently cousins somewhere along the line. And while Natasha is shooting a movie in Toronto, Bev just shows up to the set and asks to see her. The security guard is like “yeah you look like her”. And just lets her in. Dafuq???? Anyway, Bev then goes on and on and onnnnnnn about how beautiful Natasha is and goes on and on about meeting Jean-Claude Van Damme. Yet, none of that has anything to do with anything. Natasha doesn’t help her further her career. She doesn’t become friends with Natasha. So why dafuq even mention the interaction in the first place…..other than to “humble-brag” that she knows a once-famous actress who is known for being stunning beautiful….and she just so happens to look like her. Give me an effing break!
But don’t tell Bev she’s a terrible writer. According to her and apparently every, single person she’s ever met, she’s the most beautiful, talented, amazing, BRAVE person on the planet. Can’t forget the BRAVE part. Did we mention that she’s BRAVE?? In fact, within the first 10 pages of the book, she tells us that she owns a high-end fashion boutique that allows her to pick any number of beautiful gowns to drape over her tiny frame….because she used to be a model for 20 years, dontcha know? She also has a perfect eye for spotting fashion which is why her boutique is so successful. After all, she worked at Wescal for 7 years. But if you know what Wescal is, you’ll know it’s about as far from high-fashion as you can get. Think K-Mart if it was a cheap mom and pop one-stop shop knock off.
She also tells us in those first ten pages that she’s getting ready to accept a prestigious award for being SOOOO BRAVE - which is why she’s draping that high fashion dress over herself - and was able to secure a very last-minute hair appointment at an upscale salon because she knows the owner…..because she’s so super-important, amazing, talented and BRAVE. There’s a fine line between being proud of your accomplishments and being an obnoxiously conceited, pretentious, self-important asshole, Bev.
I’m sure Bev’s experience really was harrowing and she actually IS brave. But none of that came across in this novel. It just came across as a pretentious, self-important jerk tooting her own horn so it’s hard to feel bad for what she’s gone through. Definitely wouldn’t recommend.