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278 pages, Paperback
First published November 24, 2015
I just married the most amazing girl. I’m not sure if she’ll divorce me tomorrow, but I sure hope not.
“You look like you stepped out of a fairytale.”
“I’ve felt like I was living a sexy fairytale since the day I met you.”
“Hotass, you’re the craziest, coolest, and sexiest girl I’ve ever met. Will you marry me tonight?”



“I Vegas love you.”
“…just because I look perfect on the big screen, doesn’t mean I’m perfect in real life. The makeup and lighting hide all my cracks.”
“You know, I think you’ve been smoothing out my edges since I met you.”
“They want to see me happy, and you, Hotass, make me happy.”




