*spoilers*
Rebecca Gransden’s 2021 short story collection Creepy Sheen takes us on a tour of the temporally finite—a set of stories, each of which heralds an apocalyptic end mediated through seemingly innocent objects. These objects seem ordinary: plastic telephones, a stylish knapsack, an arcade game, a pastel jacket, etc. Each object, shiny, attractive, meticulously produced and most of all consumable is nonetheless lacking identity—pedestrian and seemingly without any overture of destruction.
But they conceal something. In curious ways, the objects in these stories are a centerpiece: they thematically initiate subjective dissolution as a stand in for global atomic warfare. These objects capture and reflect back to the reader these very personalized experiences of destruction, even as the people themselves often resemble the hollow, mass produced objects they so enjoy.
It’s a delightful conceit—subjective annihilation fused with 80’s glam-pop.
Gransden’s approach is a clever one: her organizing conceit is of a parallel world, one where the friction of the Cold War ignited a nuclear conflagration. All that remains of human civilization is its broadcast history—decades of radio and television transmissions floating in space. The stories in Creepy Sheen represent these captured experiences.
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In “The Future is White,” Barney and Betty, a tourist-couple fit for a sitcom, find themselves stranded in the desert after their car breaks down. The reader is sympathetic to their plight, and yet there is something off about this pair. They seem neither pleased nor entirely displeased with their situation. It is as if they are waiting for something. There is something Beckett-esque about the pair and their situation. In this bleak setting where it isn’t clear what’s happening and what’s to come, we nonetheless have this curiously alliterative couple. In fact, we get echoes from Beckett’s play Waiting for Godot: “‘Nothing to be done?’ Betty asks Barney—’Nothing to be done,'” he confirms. They bicker and trade jibes; they are at turns concerned and bemused. They are stranded in the desert, but their biggest impetus to get back to civilization appears to be a hankering for waffles and coffee.
Then Barney finds it: a glass scorpion, life-sized and perfectly rendered, except for one front pincer, which appears to be real—an undeniably biological component to what they assume is a discarded desert accessory from one of the gift shops they left in their rear view mirror. The scorpion indeed is a human-made object, though not in the way they think.
Betty and Barney set out on foot. As they do so, “They pass car after car carcass, stripped down to the bare metal, each more vanquished than the last, none rusted, all blasted and preserved, polished to the chassis bone.” They come into an awareness that something is very wrong, but they continue on nonetheless. Nothing to be done, after all.
The lights in the distance encourage them; civilization, it seems, is just in view. They climb up to the scaffolding of a large billboard that reads “The Future is White” and look out toward the lights. And then, “the world glows, until gold turns to white and the heat of every particle lights them up in a burst of phosphorescence, the whiteness at the heart of existence tearing into their souls and remaking them anew.”
So ends the story, but what sort of an ending is this? Betty and Barney are made anew—like the scorpion? What is “the whiteness at the heart of existence”? Reading casually, we know the Earth has been swallowed by nuclear explosions—explosions that turn things in the sand to glass and cars to polished skeletons—but Gransden isn’t writing stories to be casually read. Critical to my eye is that they are not made anew, but explicitly remade anew. It is as if the light rearranges Betty and Barney’s component parts. Indeed, Betty and Barney—what sort of names are these? I imagine plump tourists with cameras slung around their necks and fanny packs around their waist: vacant stand-ins for the mass circulation of manufactured objects and the people that buy them.
In “Broken Wings,” we meet Debbie. “Sun-bleached tips of layered blonde hair catch her face in wisps as she moves”—as though her perfectly crafted hair were more integral to her persona than she herself. Debbie speaks to her friends through the “chunky pastel green telephone receiver”—a prototypical LA high school kid looking for casual trouble, she too transverses in objects.
Her friend Tiffany had an eccentric uncle that died and thus a potential cache of liquor may be found at his former residence. If nothing else, it might be a cool place to hang out. They begin the trek—”It’s like a no man’s land, between the hills, and everybody else.” It’s an odd, liminal space—the sort of place in folklore where we encounter the unexpected.
As they draw near, they hear the sound of the ocean crashing against rocks at the base of cliff. The teenagers decide to descend into the darkness to skinny-dip—all except Debbie. Aloof, she remains unfazed as the screams of her friends waft up on the mild ocean air currents. We don’t entirely know why they’re screaming, but the reader gets the sense that it doesn’t matter: something is coming.
Suddenly, a white Lamborghini pulls up. Its driver is mysterious—first we’re told it’s a shadow in the driver’s seat; then we’re told the driver is named Blane. “‘Hey. I’ve been looking for you. Wanna go for a ride?'”
There is an unnerving complexity to this story—an effect achieved by layering images. We’re told Blane has a lightning bolt in glitter on his face—perhaps an element of David Bowie is finding hold, but the more crucial element is in the “universe of sparkles” the lightning bolt heralds. Here as well, there is a deep internal configuration—like Betty and Barney, Debbie loses herself here. This is no skeletal automobile, but the powerful white of his car thematically rekindles the burst of phosphorescence in “The Future is White.” Perhaps he is the explosion itself, but if so, he’s as much a beginning as he is an end. What is more, he’s exactly what she’s been waiting for.
Nothing like a nuclear apocalypse to break you out of your teenage boredom.
For Gransden, annihilation takes on many forms. In “Infomercial for a Dying World,” Diana is filming an infomercial on the roof of a building in a dying city. One by one, the lights of the neighboring buildings go out; social instability grips the city as the broadcast is pushed skyward, eventually to the roof. But the show (or, shall we say, the sale?) must go on. They’re selling dishwasher tablets.
As Tori, the producer, tells her: “‘This red light, designed just for you, this camera, unique in the world. No one in telesales is shot like you Diana. As long as the demon pupil glows, you are on air.’ Diana straightens the sweeping peach pastel lapels of her jacket, uncoils the twin rollers from each side of her head, placing them out of sight under the desk, and positions her shiny hair to rest symmetrically and frame her face.” Like Debbie, Diana leads with her hair.
Diana meticulously composes her appearance for a non-existent audience; however, as with Debbie, the reader has the sense of some uncanny visitor that is both incomprehensible and expected. Diana carries on for the glowing demon eye, aiding and abetting the free circulation of objects in the market, even as televisions themselves are going dark.
“Infomercial for a Dying World” discloses its meaning like a sage—through a handful of critical statements whose syntax allows for several meanings. Tori tells her telesales star that no one is shot like her—how to read such a statement? And what is going on below? The narrative is continually interrupted by references to the chaos below We’re told “Dark hands push televisions out of shady windows.” Is this a reference to looting, or an orgiastic end-of-world outburst? Are the hands dark because the city has gone dark, or does this modifier in conjunction with the shooting power of cameras refract the American racial violence that has otherwise so dominated our attention?
Most mysteriously, as the story closes, Tori “starts to cry, deeply, with gushing sobs,”—is this in sorrow for an impending end, or a joyous expression of a purpose fulfilled? As the red eye fades, Diana, consummate professional that she is, continues on for no one, selling dishwasher tablets in front of an unpowered camera, its red eye powering down like HAL.
What is most disturbing is how matter of fact it all is. Diana simply carries on as the story tapers to a close. (The story ends in parallel with the powering down of the camera—are we, the reader, the demon eye?)
It’s a startling vision of the end of the world, but it’s one that rings true. Certainly, over the last year we have witnessed something of a minor apocalyptic event in the Covid outbreak. One of its most startling aspects is that no facet of human existence responded so quickly and marvelously as our major financial stakeholders. If the world ended tomorrow, Gransden suggests, our last surviving institutions wouldn’t be our hospitals, fire departments or food depots, but eCommerce, infomercials and discount shopping. For every tired survivor struggling to go on, there would doubtless be another trying to figure out how to profit from it all. I have the uncomfortable feeling that Gransden is probably right.
In many ways, the stories of Creepy Sheen resemble the objects they focus on: quaint, shiny and deceptively simple, but with a black hole at their center. These stories have a real pull if you take the time to read them closely.
What’s really impressive is how careful Gransden is with language. Many of the stories of Creepy Sheen begin with simple, even trite, formulations. “Shazza lifted her head,” begins one story. The early sections of many of these stories read like an accumulation of images and details, but there is a flux in the medium as each story begins to pull this information in a direction we cannot discern. It’s like going for a swim and suddenly realizing you’re trapped in a rip current.
As each story crescendos, the language gets more and more precise, both opening and closing questions. Gransden luxuriates in metaphor-laden images, so much so that ordinary objects take on apocalyptic significance. These stories ultimately reward the reader for focus. Creepy Sheen is the sort of book you’ll either yawn at or be kept up all night thinking about, depending on how you approach it.
Creepy Sheen has some exquisite pieces, though as a collection I find something is missing—perhaps a anchoring tale to make the guiding logic explicit. “Hell Alley,” though a wonderfully gritty eco- narrative (or the first segment of one), despite being one of the best reads, nonetheless strikes me as out of place in this collection. “Night Drive Drifter in a Bad Dream” is in some ways the necessary anchor story and encapsulates some of the themes of this collection, and yet it defies others. The collection thus stands a bit off kilter in my reading—something is needed to bring it all together.
I won’t get lost in the need for thematic unity in a short story collection, which of course negotiable and subjective. Creepy Sheen remains a eerie and vivid set of stories that will reward any patient reader willing to step out to the fringes.