This is one strange and interesting book. First published in 1887.
At the age of 7, Teodorico Raposo becomes an orphan, and is sent to live with his aunt, Dona Maria do Patrocinio, in Lisbon. Dona Maria is a religious zealot and such a prude that even the sight of the hem of a dress brushing against a pants leg fills her with revulsion.
As Teodorico grows older, he dreams of inheriting his aunt's considerable fortune—and realizes he has a powerful rival for his aunt’s affections, and therefore, her money—Jesus Christ. Dona Maria plans on leaving all her money and property to her favorite brotherhoods and priests.
Teodorico begins the task of convincing his Aunt that he is so devout that he is more deserving of her money than any priest. To get her money, he must convince her that leaving the money to him would be almost the same as leaving it to Christ himself.
But by this time, Teodorico is a young man with all the natural appetites of a young man, and so he leads a double life—as a religious zealot and prude equal to, or even surpassing, his aunt in faith and purity, and as a libertine, satiating his carnal desires while hiding his many sins from his aunt and her friends.
The first half of the book is light-hearted and amusing. The reader is bound to compare Dona Maria’s and Teodorico Raposo’s devotions, and Teodorico’s completely cynical simulacrum of piety wins out over Dona Maria’s cold, judgmental, and unforgiving version of Christianity by a landslide (at least, for this reader).
At about the midpoint of the book, Teodorico is sent on a trip to the holy lands, and he could not be happier. He plans to fulfill his every carnal desire far enough from his aunt and her friends that they will never find out, and when he returns, convince his aunt that his proximity to the geographical location of so many wonders and miracles has changed him from a merely pious young man into a saint.
(before Teodorico reaches Jerusalem, there’s a long and heated argument over esoteric details of the history of man’s major religions. Forgive me Father, for I have skimmed.)
Upon reaching the holy lands, something odd happens: Teodorico and his travelling companion, a learned German academic by the name of Topsius, are transported back in time to the days of the trial and crucifixion of Christ. We re-learn the story of the crucifixion from the point of view of Teodorico and others there at the time.
In one particularly interesting scene, we hear the story of the “Cleansing of the Temple” from one of the merchants kicked out of the temple by Jesus. The merchant, a poor old man presented as a very sympathetic character, tells Teodorico he was only trying to make some money to feed his sister and her children, who will probably now starve. The effect of the “Cleansing” was that the poor merchants are left destitute, while the wealthier merchants, the ones who can afford to pay the high fees for the stalls outside the temple, will make even more money.
In this version of the story of the “Cleansing of the Temple,” Christ comes across as a young man who genuinely wants to help the poor and downtrodden, but whose emotions, at least in this case, get the better of him, and cause him to do more harm than good. In a strange twist, Teodorico is so moved by the old man’s tale that he gives him some money, in part so the old man’s sister and nephews won’t starve, and in part, so that Jesus Christ can ascend to heaven without the stain of the old man’s troubles on his soul.
I think this story was the author’s way of pointing out the great flaw in Dona Maria’s version of Christianity, the version that elevates Christ’s divinity to such a height that his humanity is lost in the distance. In the old merchant’s re-telling of the story, Christ is a hot-blooded young man, with much more in common with Teodorico than the heartless Dona Maria.
Teodorico, as he observes the crucifixion and thinks about it afterwards, also questions his aunt's (and modern-day Christianity’s) obsession with the cross and the crucifixion. At the time it occurred, it was not some sort of phenomenal, mind-blowing event—in fact quite the opposite—it was rather ordinary. Two other men were crucified alongside Christ. Thousands were crucified in the preceding centuries, thousands more would be crucified in the centuries to follow. Teodorico muses to himself that it has always been the case, and always will be the case, that young people who want to change the world for the better are the ones most at risk for getting crucified.
This reader had to wonder if today, Christ wouldn’t be accused of being a “crisis actor.”
The end of the book is so predictable that I think I could almost not be accused of revealing a spoiler if I described it, but I’ll err on the side of caution (and anyway, it’s the author’s business, not mine.) But I will say that so much effort was put into setting the ending up that you could hardly be surprised by it. In fact, I was kind of hoping the author was setting me up to be surprised that the thing didn’t happen. No such luck.
There’s a lot going on in this book—for example, I think one could have a very interesting conversation comparing Teodorico’s life to that of Jesus:
“Jesus means to inherit his father’s kingdom. Teodorico means to inherit his aunt’s ‘kingdom.’ Discuss.”
In summary: An interesting, thought-provoking, and often laugh-inducing book with a serious philosophical side (and a good dose of “The Twilight Zone”) to it. Some slow parts, and an ending that is way overworked. A great book for a book group discussion, I think.