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Bite Me

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They say a vampire’s bite overwhelms the senses, filling the bitten person with so much pleasure they can’t help but explode.

Cal Miller’s just a human trying to get through grad school. He doesn’t need the distraction of the gorgeous vampire, Brendan Harris, or his adorable puppy.

Seriously, he doesn’t. Even if the vamp’s blue eyes are so intense they’re hypnotic.

There’s something about Brendan’s neat clothes, distaste for humans, and lingering gaze that sucks Cal in every single time though.

The vampire’s trouble. Cal knows it.

So why can’t he stop thinking about getting Brendan to bite him?

33 pages, ebook

First published January 1, 2020

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Kiki Clark

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Profile Image for Steph (Teacups & Tropes).
872 reviews130 followers
March 28, 2022
3/5 ⭐️
1.5/5 🌶

Kiki Clark can turn a 33 page novella into something I need a full novel of. There's just something about her writing that works for me. Cal and Brendan were so cute and I wish there was more here. That's my only real big complaint.
Profile Image for Alex (HEABookNerd).
2,452 reviews
January 21, 2024
BITE ME is a quick read but a lot fun! Brendan is a vampire who doesn't like or trust humans after a prior relationship but he finds he can't resist his new human dog walker, Cal.

I love paranormal romances that feature supernatural beings living openly with humans so while we don't get much on world building, I was still intrigued by what was there.

Brendan and Cal have great chemistry and some serious insta-lust. This is really just a teaser for the start of their relationship but I loved seeing Brendan reach out for more and Cal's determination to show Brendan that Cal is nothing like his ex.
Profile Image for Mariah.
1,397 reviews509 followers
June 17, 2021
I always struggle rating stories this short. I mean I liked it well enough, but with only 33 pages there really wasn't room for more than just "like".
A fun little romp to pass the time
Profile Image for Janet (iamltr).
1,225 reviews88 followers
January 13, 2022
This was absolutely wonderful and I was amazed that something really nice and deep came out of this short story.

A sad vampire and a cute young human get to know each other and have sexytimes, but it was not enough. I need a full story about how these two go on to have a HEA.

I also want to know about this world of vampires.

Profile Image for Ellie Ellie.
101 reviews25 followers
January 27, 2022
A very cute story about a sad vampire and his dog-walker. The sex scene was hot. Not much else to say considering the very short length (only 33 pages!). I want a whole novel in this world where vampires live openly with humans. This reminds me I should probably try Kiki Clark's shifters stuff...
Profile Image for vrstal.
621 reviews8 followers
January 23, 2022
4/5.

This was a cute PNR short about a vampire and his human dog-walker. There is not tons to say just because it is so short, but the pacing was well done considering the lack of pages and felt believable. Overall, cute, and a hot sex scene.
Profile Image for Mette.
24 reviews
April 29, 2025
Nice little novella with an interesting setting. Hope she writes more in this world 😊
377 reviews1 follower
January 10, 2023
2.5 rounded up.

Have you ever read a short story that felt more like a snippet than a story? That it was incomplete? R.J. Scott wrote one (How Much For the Whole Night? (which she's currently expanding)), and now, this.

I liked what there was, but there wasn't enough. There wasn't enough to feel like a complete story, so I hope Clark does as Scott did, and decides to complete it, at some point.
374 reviews
May 27, 2021
No conecté con el libro. Cuando leí la sinopsis me atrapó, ya que amo ese tipo de temáticas: humano-vampiro. Pero el desarrollo me pareció muy plano, eso de que el tipo sea un muro frío que solo gruñe porque el tío es un "humano", nah, amo eso, pero lo sentí muy aburrido esta vez. Y como intentó ligar con el tipo, nah, muy típico lo sentí jajsja.
Profile Image for Carole-Ann.
2,740 reviews87 followers
May 25, 2021
A very good short story about Cal Miller, making spare money by walking dogs; and Brendan Harris, one of his clients.
But Brendan is a vampire, and slowly, but surely, becoming attracted to Cal. Nice relationship build in a small number of pages :)
Profile Image for DC.
1,088 reviews4 followers
July 17, 2023
This was so so. I’ve read other works by Ms. Clark so I know she can write good stories. However. this was just way too short to develop the characters and understand the paranormal world in which they exist.
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343 reviews1 follower
June 16, 2021
Fun and fast, too short to really enjoy but a good distraction read.
Could make a good book if the author decides to expand.
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