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SONIC HIGH SCHOOL
SONIC HIGH SCHOOL features Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Rouge, Espio and more in crazy high school drama, passionate romances, and crazy cliff-hanger endings. It is known as the most addictive story online, and it is the ultimate Sonic story about high school. This story contains no graphic descriptions and all the High School students are 18 years old.
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First published May 5, 2012
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October 8, 2023
Have ya'll heard about Sonic's gay ball problem?
"Nothing said Sonic," said Sonic
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February 23, 2023
"Sonic figured right then that Amy's super power must be being nice because like he knew before it wasn't being smart which Tails was best and Sonic is also good at it too. Sonic did not even think about how his day at school was bad anymore because his balls did not really even itch anymore. Sonic laughed Tails laughed Amy laughed and they went home ready for the next day of high school."
It'd take me a lifetime of honing my craft as a writer to achieve a paragraph as masterfully written as this. Literature.
It'd take me a lifetime of honing my craft as a writer to achieve a paragraph as masterfully written as this. Literature.
October 23, 2022
The funniest fanfiction since My Immortal.
Sonic High School is either a master trollfic or written by a 7th Grader who dreams of one day writing half as well as Dan Brown. Most of the Sonic cast feature as high schoolers, each more out of character than the last.
Sonic is the designated hero author insert protagonist, whose main focus is seducing Amy. The deadly fate thought to await him is more of an obstacle to this than anything else. Indeed, much of the story is about quests for sex which, even if you threw the stupidest parts of James Bond, the Inbetweeners and How I Met Your Mother into a blender, would still look ludicrous in comparison.
Compared to the biology of the sex scenes themselves though, the quests are practically documentaries. Even Amish 14 year olds are sure to become hysterical celibates upon a glimpse of the prose.
DarkDoomFireMaster's talent for erotica is matched only by his skill at similes. He never uses an existing one when he could make up his own, and rarely limits it to a few words when he could write a whole paragraph. This is nicely augmented by his insistence on overly explaining everything that happens in the story, no matter how little we need to know it.
Throw in the occasional casual '20s racism, some casual '50s sexism, and a mountain of '80s style homophobia along with plenty of homoerotic descriptions to match and you have a decent idea as to the world of Sonic High School.
For any badfic connoisseurs, DarkDoomFireMaster's masterpiece is not to be missed.
Sonic High School is either a master trollfic or written by a 7th Grader who dreams of one day writing half as well as Dan Brown. Most of the Sonic cast feature as high schoolers, each more out of character than the last.
Sonic is the designated hero author insert protagonist, whose main focus is seducing Amy. The deadly fate thought to await him is more of an obstacle to this than anything else. Indeed, much of the story is about quests for sex which, even if you threw the stupidest parts of James Bond, the Inbetweeners and How I Met Your Mother into a blender, would still look ludicrous in comparison.
Compared to the biology of the sex scenes themselves though, the quests are practically documentaries. Even Amish 14 year olds are sure to become hysterical celibates upon a glimpse of the prose.
DarkDoomFireMaster's talent for erotica is matched only by his skill at similes. He never uses an existing one when he could make up his own, and rarely limits it to a few words when he could write a whole paragraph. This is nicely augmented by his insistence on overly explaining everything that happens in the story, no matter how little we need to know it.
Throw in the occasional casual '20s racism, some casual '50s sexism, and a mountain of '80s style homophobia along with plenty of homoerotic descriptions to match and you have a decent idea as to the world of Sonic High School.
For any badfic connoisseurs, DarkDoomFireMaster's masterpiece is not to be missed.
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December 28, 2022This isn't really a "haha look how bad this is" kinda thing. Because bad fiction isn't funny. If you had fun, if you got something out of it, it is good. This one isn't funny just because of incorrect grammar or an obvious disregard for the conventions of storytelling, it's funny because the absurd situations always go one step further, and because the bizarre repetition/bluntness complements that so well, making it feel as if all this is a matter of course.
April 14, 2023
Esta obra ha cambiado mi vida. Es el mejor badfic de la historia
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October 5, 2023I cried when sonic finally did sex to amy
August 21, 2025
"Here is my Invisibility Hat that you can use with Rouge tonight to make sex in. It makes it impossible to see and impossible to hear you when you are wearing the hat or when someone who is wearing the hat wants you to also be impossible to see and impossible to hear," screamed Tails whose voice was a little hoarse from ordering food with the lunch lady whose hearing was lost in an earthquake in her childhood. Tails had to say the things he wanted so loud and she would still say "What" and Tails wondered why she even had ears if she wasn't gonna use them.”
July 18, 2023
Whether this is a troll or something legitimate I consider this a piece of outsider art and something so baffling it stands in spite of the concept of reading a book. Part autistic, part degenerate, mostly confusing and fully retarded, this thing runs the gamut of poor taste and stupidity. Every year or so I forget this exists and rediscover this colossal achievement of poor taste. May god have mercy on us all.
August 2, 2022
this is amazing and u should read it
June 2, 2025
5 stars just for how many times it forced me to stop drawing and cry with laughter whenever I listened to it. 🤣 🤣 🤣
September 5, 2022
How to read ??!
April 21, 2023
obra de 10, no, de 1000
July 30, 2025
Great for everyone who wants to be rebirthed during a romance pasta dinner.
February 25, 2026
My favorite parts are the completely necessary repetitive language and the most realistic and normal sex scenes ever.
!!! I beg of you: PLEASE read up to Chapter 6 "Espio and Rouge." I laughed so hard I cried.
(4 stars bc of slurs and isms and such. I didn’t dock a star for My Immortal because of this but you can just ignore that)
I finally read all of it. It wraps up nicely.
I know the narrative the author wants you to think is that he’s a boy not experienced in the world yet- but I think otherwise. Finding out CupcakKe is asexual opened up my concept of how asexual people can express themselves. Apparently they sometimes overcompensate. I think he could be an older dude (at least a teen, maybe 20+) who is asexual. Maybe he’s mystified by what allosexual people find sexy and was parodying it as well as writing like a kid. If so he has talent. Because I don’t think I could put myself back into how I used to think as a kid.
!!! I beg of you: PLEASE read up to Chapter 6 "Espio and Rouge." I laughed so hard I cried.
(4 stars bc of slurs and isms and such. I didn’t dock a star for My Immortal because of this but you can just ignore that)
I finally read all of it. It wraps up nicely.
I know the narrative the author wants you to think is that he’s a boy not experienced in the world yet- but I think otherwise. Finding out CupcakKe is asexual opened up my concept of how asexual people can express themselves. Apparently they sometimes overcompensate. I think he could be an older dude (at least a teen, maybe 20+) who is asexual. Maybe he’s mystified by what allosexual people find sexy and was parodying it as well as writing like a kid. If so he has talent. Because I don’t think I could put myself back into how I used to think as a kid.
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