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“We’ll do it,” Callum said.
“Of course we will,” I said. “Why would we not stalk the scary magician who might be trying to raise his son from the dead? For free?”
Like it or not, when a sorcerer asks you to track a magician, you track a magician. It’s that or spend life as a hamster. So we did.
But, turns out, the scary magician is the least of our worries. Between raging squirrel mobs, My Little Ravenous sewer monsters, and bungalow-dwelling necromancers with a good line in attack dogs, it’s all we can do to keep ourselves the right side of dead.
And that’s before we stumble onto something far more sinister. Something that makes one dead son look like small carrots. Something that’s going to raise an ancient almost-god and bring the world to its knees.
Unless G&C London, Yorkshire’s premier magical PIs – well, only magical PIs – can stop it first.
We definitely should’ve charged for this one.
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This is the fourth book in the Gobbelino London, PI urban fantasy series, centred around the adventures of a mercenary feline PI and his human sidekick. It contains snarky cats and other gods, many bad jokes and terrible puns, plus a large serving of mythological and real creatures behaving badly. It will appeal to anyone who likes their fantasy funny, modern, and filled with friendship rather than romance - and also to those who suspect their cat may be living a great and secret life when they're not looking.
A Melee of Mages contains some violence, particularly toward those trying to steal the lives of cats, but none of it is graphic. It contains no sex and only mild language. It does, however, contain blasphemy.
352 pages, Kindle Edition
First published May 7, 2021
The floor was covered with bodies. Long dead, taxidermied ones, but still. Bodies.This is the second book I read in a row that involves a taxidermy army and things that live behind walls. I think someone might be trying to tell me something.

Then a squirrel crashed onto the wall next to me, screeching squirrel insults. They’re pretty inventive and often nut-based, but I wasn’t in the mood. “Oh, sod off,” I said. “I’m nowhere near your tree.”Yes, we’ve got frenzied attack squirrels in this one. And also stuffed pygmy elephants, zombie chickens, armoured ostriches, a wonderfully enterprising overgrown garden worm, Rainbow Bears, underworld playthings, and the most scrumptiously boisterous gang of talking felines ever.


