I anticipate these books the same way folks look forward to marvel movies.
Review Time! (Also known as the “I-Liked-This-Book-But-Jack-Sucks" rant)
Hey! So I figured out why I love this mystery series so much, and it’s basically because Ellery is living out my dream life! Well, mostly the “book shop owner in a cozy town part,” not the “solving murders and being in perilous danger once a month” bit. Though, if I were in his shoes, I would have chosen that sexy ass doctor, Rob (who seems to only show up for a couple of pages in order to tease me with the possibility of a more interesting romance in this series), over Detective Jack Whatever-His-Last-Name-Is. A bit of a stick in the mud, that one. Also, yay! He’s back at it again with the whole dismissive and jerk-like behavior, per usual! It’s the same old song that I’m sure will never get old. Oh yeah, this book also does that thing I hate where Jack acts like an asshole, and then every side character will make a million excuses for why he was acting like that. They’ll say stuff like “Oh, he was just having a rough day,” or “Oh, he was actually doing that to protect you!” I’d appreciate it if books stopped doing that. It’s really just a cheap attempt at displaying that deep down, yes, Jack is just looking out for Ellery, and he is a good person and he is the perfect match for Ellery. He isn’t, the hot doctor is... but I digress.
My only comfort is that I’ve already read book seven and know that he technically gets better? I don’t remember having any glaring issues with him in the next book, so I’ll take that as an absolute win! I don’t know… Jack is always so holier-than-thou and it makes the inevitable tension between him and Ellery all the more irritating and tiring with every new installment. I realize part of the fun in these books is the relationship dynamic between Jack and Ellery and how it changes over time, and that having some conflict is supposed to add a little spice to the story, but I think it’s time to do a new thing (perhaps like having Ellery get with Doctor Rob?). Anyway, If I have to read about their relationship more than the actual mystery, then maybe Jack should be more supportive and less of a self-righteous, all-knowing jerk. I mean, damn dude, I can hardly hear you when you're perched all the way up there on your moral high-ground. Full offense, but at this point, Ellery has solved more cases than Jack, so maybe he should back off, stop being such a hard-ass, and have a little faith in his partner.
Okay, I promised I wouldn’t make this whole thing about complaining about the love-interest, like I always seem to do. But then again… I have more to say, so maybe a couple more things? I think the issue I have with all of these boyfriend characters is that they’re always designated to stay love-interests forever and ever. Like, we know they’re the endgame so every “break-up fight” just seems like filler. Obviously, Jack and Ellery are going to fight and then make up by the end, so why bother at all with all this anger and resentment? If I knew that there were actual stakes in the conflict, then none of this would be an issue! My rating for this book isn’t really a reflection of the quality of the story, because I don’t think this one is any worse than the others (it's quite good actually!), but rather, a product of my patience wearing thin for Jack and Ellery’s relationship drama. Still, despite the fact that we’re going on eight books with apparently no end in sight, these books remain fun to binge read, and they never take more than two or three sittings to read through! That fact alone is enough to keep me interested in the next one... and then the next one. Otherwise, this series will always have my heart because of one simple fact; Ellery has a puppy named Watson! Isn’t that the cutest thing!?
I need more space and security / I need less voices, just you and me / I need your touch, not your scrutiny / Squeezin' too tight, boy, you're losin' me (Gone Girl - SZA).