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232 pages, Hardcover
First published November 18, 2000
Anyway, this corporal came in and said some unit or other were playing on the field that afternoon and they were short. They wanted a winger.
"Who plays on the right wing?" he asked and Tommy stood up. This corporal took one look at Tommy and said
"Don't be stupid, Lawton. Everyone knows you're not a winger!"
And next to Tommy was a lad from Bradford called Jack Greenwood. He was a thin, wiry type and though he could play football, he was like me, he hadn't played professionally or anything. This corporal said
"Greenwood! Can you play in the wing?" And Jack just nodded. "Get your bots then and come with me."
And off the went. I mean it was just ridiculous, the army all over. I used to laugh when I thought about this corporal turning up at the ground with Jack and saying
"That Tommy Lawton tried to fool me into thinking he was a right winger, but I know better! I've got this chap instead. And the team saying - "Bloody hell, we could have had Tommy Lawton!"