Only one of the following 19 things does NOT happen in WAGNER, THE WEHR-WOLF - can you guess which one?
1. A Christian Italian in Turkey renounces his faith and becomes a Muslim to win the heart of a beautiful woman!
2. A werewolf battles a giant python!
3. Skeletons in a closet - LITERAL skeletons!
4. The Devil provides visions of far-away places with the use of his magic telescope!
5. A sinister Carmelite Convent hides a secret dungeon for enforced penitents!
6. An illness is healed with a Rosicrucian potion!
7. Someone dies from overly strong emotions!
8. Satan, Faust, Christian Rosenkreuz (here Rosenkrux) and an Angel all put in appearances!
9. A major character is suddenly killed by an unexpected sword through the heart!
10. Some characters in the narrative actively denounce the prevalent Antiemitism of the time!
11. The Inquisition (not unexpectedly) is denounced as unholy and un-Christian!
12. A hoard of bandits are massacred in their underground lair!
13. A convent is invaded and burns/collapses!
14. Sailors become drunk during a storm and then...SHIPWRECK (on The Isle Of Snakes)!
15. A gossipy barber regales his customer with the gory details of a murder and decapitation while giving a shave and haircut!
16. An innocent Jew is accused of blood-libel!
17. A married woman's presumed illicit lover is hacked into pieces before her eyes!
18. The reading of a will includes directions for handling the mysterious contents of a locked room which hides a great secret!
19. A Countess secretly meets with her lover in her chambers, as her husband the Count listens at the door AND a notorious bandit-chief hides behind a tapestry!
Give up? The answer - it was a trick! ALL of these things happen in WAGNER, THE WEHR-WOLF, a full-blooded, sprawling, rollicking, ludicrous Gothic novel - and more besides! Actually, my little preceding joke was originally going to have a different trick answer: "20. A werewolf continually murders and preys on residents of Florence Italy in gruesome detail and at length" - and THAT would have been the ringer because, despite the title and regardless of being chock-a-block with plot events, the only thing missing from this books is much "werewolf action" - in fact, despite his curse (placed by Faust himself on poor Fernand Wagner) that makes him transform at sunset on the last day of every month until sunrise the next morning, Wagner only changes into a werewolf 3 separate times in these 500+ pages (but more on that anon).
This is a Gothic novel in its latter form - predecessor of blood and thunders, sensation novel, dime novels, pulp novels and the soap opera (putting that last piece together actually made me understand why 60s TV soap DARK SHADOWS obviously took the direction it did and introduced a vampire early on) - in other words, endless clunky purple prose, broad characters uncontrollably driven by their desires (revenge, love, fame, sadism, etc.), plots that can turn in almost any direction, lashings of bloodthirsty action, gruesome violence and Orientalist intrigue. If you don't dig Gothics you won't dig this and you shouldn't expect much werewolf detail, but if you DO, then I can say that this is a solid example of the form with lots to recommend it. But you should expect what you're getting into....
There are all kinds of intriguing details - our main characters are of dubious morality at times, and even the "criminals" are occasionally allowed to have honor and pursue noble ends. One main female character is a deaf/mute (at least to start) and finding that portrayal here was surprising. The book is on the side of Christianity but Jews and Muslims are NOT presented as unknowable others, and the Catholic Church comes in for lots of drubbings with regards to convents and The Inquisition, while the text specifically calls out the antisemitism of the times. I was also surprised to discover just how "proto-meta" the Gothic form was, as the omniscient narration often addresses the reader ("in the preceding chapter..." "who we will now follow, dear reader, as they exit the room..." "But we shall not dwell upon this portion of our tale; for the reader is about to pass to scenes of so thrilling a nature, that all he has yet read in the preceding chapters are as nothing to the events which will occupy those that are to follow..."). There are odd turns - the second book's sudden shifting of focus onto a secondary character's brother over in Constantinople is odd, and the plot dispensation of a main character near the very climax is shockingly abrupt and underwritten.
This book provided a nice palate cleanser from all the short fiction I read, and I discovered it was best digested 2 chapters at a time, which was about all of the discursive, rococo writing style I could take in one sitting. Characters are constantly taking heartfelt oaths, overhearing important conversations that further the plot (in fact, a misunderstood overheard conversation is the lynch-pin the mystery turns on!), hiding secrets or passions or grudges, and, generally, coincidence runs rampant (who would have thought the bandit gang's underground lair and the dungeon of the pleasure-denying nuns were separated by only a wall!?!).
So, about that "Wehr-Wolf" aspect - possibly the last thing the book is actually focused on is Wagner's lycanthropic curse. Three different times he transforms, and what this generally means is that from sunset to sunrise he's rushing around the countryside attacking people, knocking over coffins in funeral processions, trampling lovers at trysting spots, sending people flying into rivers where they drown, etc. He does kill people, directly and indirectly, but the main impression one gets of the werewolf here is of something like an elemental spirit that can barely ever slow down, running ever running and sowing random violence and woe until it drops exhausted at sunrise. Having said that, the second chapter in which Wagner transforms is surely the highlight of this aspect, as he's being put on trial (for murder he didn't commit, no less!) at the time!
A fun read for a Gothic novel!