Summary: Harry Potter was not above doing whatever it took to get what he wanted. It often meant he'd have to go to extreme lengths to make people suffer for their stupidity, but the results were always worth it. This Harry Potter takes things too literally. ON PURPOSE.
This was certainly unique and funny, if ripe with americanisms. And, as others remarked, short.
Serious downgrades for: - centring the letters (who does that? really hard to read) - hard linebreaking them (and at a length wider than my terminal) - use of the word wix/wixen, which means to jerk off in German, to denote magicians - being annoying and in-your-face with mature topics
It would also have served the author well to break it down into eight individual chapters, so people can actually bookmark their reading progress instead of having to read it all in one go.