I have to say, “bully academy” or “reverse harem” as sub-genres of romance make me roll my eyes a little, and I’m not particularly a fan of romance-centred writing in general. But this book is hilarious. It’s spot-on and pitch-perfect about contemporary British and Scottish political culture, while skirting the inherent time-wasting controversies by setting the action in an alternative context where the UK has been torn apart, isolated, and sanctioned for the past ten years in the aftermath of a referendum on whether to remain a constitutional monarchy or to remove the official status (and funding) of the royal family. Republicans just edged out a majority, 51/49 - and as in certain other referendums that might have happened in the canonical UK, that’s retconned as a big decisive win and everyone else can fuck off.
In this case, though, they don’t. While many of the minor royals either leave the country or proactively give up their titles, the wife and children of the late (and last) king still assert their status. The (former?) heir to the throne, 17 year old Luke, becomes a focal point for monarchists hoping to restore the old system while his mother Sophia continues in a contested capacity as Regent. They're firmly in the sights of domestic terrorist groups such as “Antiro” determined to remove the monarchy decisively and permanently. In the meantime, several successive UK governments and prime ministers have been unable to fully follow through on the referendum result as promised -although this week’s top Tory, Oscar Munro, seems more determined than his predecessors.
Of course, Luke (joined this year by his minutes-younger-and-therefore-heir-to-nothing twin sister Becca) is a student at Jessa’s new school, Lochkelvin Academy. And he comes as part of a hot-guy trio, known as “the Chiefs”, along with the aforementioned new PM’s son (Rory) and a random rising rock star (Finlay) whose absentee mother is pegged as the next First Minister of Scotland (yep, still not independent, but still apparently working on it, sort of, in the usual vaguest of counterintuitive ways).
The Chiefs and their underclassman minions (Jessa calls them Gremlins) lead a not-so-covert operation to push the new cadre of female students out of the school and to remove the newish (and first woman) Head. While the other four new girls each have some protection through their families - ex-Royal (Becca), captains of industry (Li), dad’s got a place on the all-powerful Scottish Whisky Lobby (yes, it’s a real thing - Freya) and headmistress’s niece (Arabella)- Jessa as a foreigner and scholarship girl has no protection and so becomes target number one - and learns quickly that there are strict limits also to the solidarity of her fellow girl students (and of the faux-feminist Head). She’s essentially on her own.
There are some small apparent inconsistencies (although it’s a four-book series, so perhaps there are reasons revealed later). For example, as Jessa approaches Lochkelvin Academy for the first time, she notes in her internal monologue that the school had just begun admitting girls as UK laws had changed to abolish single-sex schools, and this is how she’s been able to apply for and win a place and scholarship. Later, several of the characters including the Headmistress herself say that the change happened because the Head pushed for it. When Becca first meets Jessa and realises Jessa doesn’t recognise her, she says: “Milton? My mother is Sophia Milton, who married into the royal family” which seems a bit odd as we later learn that the Miltons are the last British dynasty, so it would presumably have been Becca’s father’s name, if her mother married in. But I might be nitpicking here.
This UK political scene is also a bit confusing; the author uses the current Parliamentary structure but different names for the parties. As far as I can guess the current PM and his predecessors are conservative/UK nationalist and the Opposition are faux socialists (substitute Conservative/Labour) and other parties mainly exist to make quippy quotes the media ignore - so same old thing, different names. What I think is happening is that Prime Minister Rory’s-Dad, despite being in the ruling right-of-centre party, has decided enough is enough and the results of the referendum must be carried out as presumably promised. But if the conservatives have been resisting and now are not, but still hold too small a majority in Parliament to push through legislation, then who IS still resisting? At one point an opposition MP is assassinated for being pro-Royal, which is confusing. I’m not saying this couldn’t happen, but I want more details. (Also, what the fuck, Scotland - if this unprecedented and apparently unanticipated upheaval in the UK isn’t the time to strike for independence, then when will be? But then again I say that “in real life” as well - so yes, this book is pretty accurate with the political and social satire.)
Oh, and there’s a Hollywood-style cliffhanger ending - good thing for me the second book, Kind Sinners is already available!