Where do I begin? This book was absolutely terrible! And I will try my best to explain the many reasons why I hated it.
✖️First and foremost what this book does great is portray itself with a ton of false advertisement. From the cover to the synopsis.
-1- The book has nothing to do with witches or anything witchy and magical, despite what the whimsical title and cover art tell you. There is nothing witchy whatsoever, except the fact that our MC moves to a town a few miles from Salem, Massachusetts. I guess they want us to believe proximity equals witchcraft?
The cover is lovely, but all it does is con readers into believing this book is something it definitely is not. And the cat in the cover is scarcely in the book. So if you’re expecting cute witchy kitty, think again.
-2- The synopsis states that she was ‘Fired’ from her job. Again, false advertising. Seems like this author really wanted people to read their book, that they resorted to lying to readers about everything!
✖️Our MC was not fired from her job, she quit because she felt she was too good to work in another department. Alexis Blair, our MC worked for a publishing house where she focused on science books. She, from the very start looked down upon the other departments because those books aren’t as ‘important’ as her department’s titles. She comes off as very pretentious and snobby, and continues this way for most of the book.
When her boss informs her that her department is being disbanded, and that she will be reassigned to another department, (autobiographies). She refuses this, implying that these types of books are beneath her; and refuses to work with the company ‘mean girl’. Alexis quits on the spot, despite this being a well paying job and also a well respected job.
Couldn’t she have held on until she saved up enough to open her dream bookstore? Or at least until she found another job she enjoyed better? Also, we have all worked with insufferable co-workers at shitty jobs and don’t quit without at least a backup plan first. 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♀️🤦♂️
✖️On the same day she quit her job, she also broke up with her boyfriend. Look I get it, he was a conspiracy theorist weirdo, but you knew about his beliefs and stances on all these issues and still chose to date him. She even states they’ve argued before about these things, and yet she chose to stay with him. And to be honest, he was being quite supportive with her newly jobless status, getting pizza and watching movies comforting her the best he could. But of course she chooses that day to find a problem with his ‘flat Earth’ beliefs and break up with him. I think his views are wild, but again YOU KNEW HOW HE WAS! Why were you with him, if he wasn’t what you wanted in a partner?
And the fact that she implies that she is breaking up with him because he is not at her intellectual level is crazy. She is so full of herself.
✖️The bookstore is more of a minor subplot, with little to no substance. I will admit the bookstore, its owner and its clientele are the most interesting parts of this book. Unfortunately they are severely underused.
Alexis is terrible at her job at the bookstore, she has a problem with everything. She complains about the sorting system, the cash register, the layout of the bookstore, the books of which are not “good enough”. She is also highly critical of the clients, judging them on how they look or dress.
And when the owner entrusted her with a package that held a rare and very expensive book meant for an important client, and told her not to open the package or read the contents of the book - what does she do? Opens the package and reads the book. 🙄
✖️The murder takes place so far into the book, I really couldn’t care less about it. Sorry old woman who got murdered, I just don’t care.
✖️Alexis carries herself with this air that she’s better than everyone, and so much smarter than everyone. When in reality she is the stupidest MC I’ve encountered in a book in a long time. She misrepresents herself with a false persona to a lawyer to get the personal information of one of his clients, who happens to be the murder victim’s next of kin. She also breaks into the crime scene. Also she seeks out and terrorizes the poor housekeeper accusing her of murder, and berating her in her own home. She straight up threatens the poor lady then moves on like nothing. Sure girl, let’s harass little old ladies just for sport. Alexis is a peach! 🤬
She is the most infuriating, idiotic, narcissistic, unlikable main character. I hate her! And I don’t like using that word often to describe characters, but in this case I really do. She gets on my very last nerve.
✖️And finally the main reason I hated this book (other than Alexis);
THE RACISM!!!
The murderer was a literal racist caricature of a Hispanic/Latino. He was a gardener who spoke broken English and acted like a simpleton. Only for it to be revealed that he was this ‘criminal mastermind’ that murdered his employer to steal her very valuable 1st edition of Don Quixote by Cervantes. Like wtf?!
As a Latino woman I found this to be an extremely racist representation and a truly problematic one at that. I was highly offended. The author used stereotypes to portray this character and it makes me wonder if she has ever even met a Latino person? Or does she think like her MC that they are beneath her? Not worth the time to research that community of people? No? That’s right we are all Speedy Gonzalez-type people that live up to all stereotypes. “Oh no plis mees no let us look like idiot”. -note sarcasm-
I for one will not read anything else by this author. The book was lacking in many ways, and the not so subtle racism was the deal breaker for me. If I could give this book a negative score I would.
⭐️ ✖️ ✖️ ✖️ ✖️/5.
WOULD NOT RECOMMEND THIS BOOK TO ANYONE!!!