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214 pages, ebook
First published May 21, 2021





❝Your feed is all dicks and dinos.❞
❝No it’s not,❞ . . . ❝I got boobs and botanicals too. I’m a man of complex taste.❞
❝I think they call that being a pansexual disaster.❞
❝Nah. I’m a pansexual storm. Watch out because I’ll blow you away.❞
❝Is that a Giganotosaurus?❞ Simon asked with pure delight. ❝Look at the skin coloring. How interesting.❞
❝No, really. I’m fine. Your concern is embarrassing,❞ I deadpanned, placing my items on the counter.
❝Sorry, Royal,❞ Simon said after a beat. ❝Are you okay?❞
❝He’s fiiiine,❞ Dalton added like me being an appetizer wasn’t a big deal. ❝Takes more than a big sharp tooth to hurt my Daddy Tops.❞
Then he laid down near the pile, totally proud of himself. His frill was flushed red, his nostrils flaring. He pushed the pile towards me. ❝Oh.❞ I blinked at the sticks and vegetation before me. ❝That’s for me, isn’t it? Well, that’s...very sweet, Royal. Thank you.❞ I don’t know how, but I swear he looked like he was beaming.
"Ceratopsians would break your heart. Momma never warned me about that.

In novels they described kisses like electrical storms or feeling sparks flying. But that wasn’t a storm. That was an earthquake.
Ok, Blaise. This is why you’re going to be the first to die in an apocalypse. Oh, big scary monster? Let me look at how many fucking fingers it has.