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Alien Bakery: An Erotic Sci-Fi Harem Novel
The hottest bakery you've never heard of. Sean's new job is anything but typical. He works at a bakery owned by a group of beautiful alien women who are after more than his baking skills. They also want a relationship with him—if he agrees to be with all of them.
But while this seems like a dream job at first, Sean quickly finds out just how badly their business is doing. The aliens know little about Earth customs, they're out of money, one of them insists on carrying a giant axe everywhere, and their baking tech is doing more harm than good.
With Sean's skills, they're hoping to turn the business around. But they've never shared a man before, and their enthusiasm for him might make it difficult to get any work done.
this novel contains more dry humor and explicit scenes than my editor approved of, but I do what I want. This book may also accidental violence destruction of property inefficient machinery skimpy cosplay mental powers too much sugar alien sports you wish existed great deals on ovens confused health inspectors Here's what my readers are "I loved this book so much I bought a copy for my wife." - Recently Divorced Man "This isn't accurate at all." - An Actual Baker "Clearly, I have failed you." - One Of My English Professors
But while this seems like a dream job at first, Sean quickly finds out just how badly their business is doing. The aliens know little about Earth customs, they're out of money, one of them insists on carrying a giant axe everywhere, and their baking tech is doing more harm than good.
With Sean's skills, they're hoping to turn the business around. But they've never shared a man before, and their enthusiasm for him might make it difficult to get any work done.
this novel contains more dry humor and explicit scenes than my editor approved of, but I do what I want. This book may also accidental violence destruction of property inefficient machinery skimpy cosplay mental powers too much sugar alien sports you wish existed great deals on ovens confused health inspectors Here's what my readers are "I loved this book so much I bought a copy for my wife." - Recently Divorced Man "This isn't accurate at all." - An Actual Baker "Clearly, I have failed you." - One Of My English Professors
203 pages, Kindle Edition
Published May 16, 2021
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July 11, 2021
What did you expect
Hot aliens trying to blend in. Who could ask for more? Much like his previous series, Alien Harem, it was another enjoyable read by Offerman. The characters were fun to read (though ditzy at times), the story flowed pretty well, and the sex of course was great. Too many cum shots for my takes, but that’s it. No one can resist a boob grab, and who wouldn’t want to bang a hot alien if the opportunity arose?
I hope a sequel for this comes out. Please do it Offerman. Obviously, this’s a good read. If you like sci-fi erotica, this’s definitely for you. It really is out of this world.
Hot aliens trying to blend in. Who could ask for more? Much like his previous series, Alien Harem, it was another enjoyable read by Offerman. The characters were fun to read (though ditzy at times), the story flowed pretty well, and the sex of course was great. Too many cum shots for my takes, but that’s it. No one can resist a boob grab, and who wouldn’t want to bang a hot alien if the opportunity arose?
I hope a sequel for this comes out. Please do it Offerman. Obviously, this’s a good read. If you like sci-fi erotica, this’s definitely for you. It really is out of this world.
May 22, 2021
Very good book
This is a fine light urban fantasy harem novel. It is well written and edited. The story is fun and has a lot of heart. I anxiously await the sequel.
This is a fine light urban fantasy harem novel. It is well written and edited. The story is fun and has a lot of heart. I anxiously await the sequel.
July 2, 2021
Cookies, cakes, aliens and pigs what a day.
So it seems that being a good baker makes you a great lover. Well to five sexy aliens it seems to work well. Lots of tongue in mouth err cheek humor. A nerdy look at how aliens might be on earth. Zany fun, harem women, and hot sexy times. All in all a fun read, enjoy.
So it seems that being a good baker makes you a great lover. Well to five sexy aliens it seems to work well. Lots of tongue in mouth err cheek humor. A nerdy look at how aliens might be on earth. Zany fun, harem women, and hot sexy times. All in all a fun read, enjoy.
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August 29, 2021It was a bit difficult to get into but once I grasped it...
I was off to the races. Impossible to complain about "not enough sex". It was an imaginative story and cleverly overcame obsticles. I really enjoyedit!
I was off to the races. Impossible to complain about "not enough sex". It was an imaginative story and cleverly overcame obsticles. I really enjoyedit!
August 18, 2021
Very entertaining
Fun read, loved the humor. Very entertaining and well written. The story flowed very well and was hard to put down.
Fun read, loved the humor. Very entertaining and well written. The story flowed very well and was hard to put down.
September 26, 2021
Silly, fun, crazy...
Wasn't sure what I was getting into, but glad I picked it up LOL. Crazy story that had me laughing out loud and reading parts to my wife
Wasn't sure what I was getting into, but glad I picked it up LOL. Crazy story that had me laughing out loud and reading parts to my wife
January 20, 2024
Very entertaining
Clever story with a few interesting plot twists that mixes well with quite a bit of very erotic action and heavy sex.
Clever story with a few interesting plot twists that mixes well with quite a bit of very erotic action and heavy sex.
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