OH MY GAWDDD *grabs some holy water*
Baby, this wasn't a book. It was a movie! & Christine, thank you for letting our Bestie boo bae, Trey survive! 'Cause sis' I couldn't handle him not making it in this book!
Let's see.. We had Gargoyles making brownies, snake penises, yo Daddy is a Demon. Probably yo mama too. Warlocks had to come back into town. Demons was eating folks off the bone, like a fruit roll up. We got witches making houses disappear into thin air. Mastema and his 24 minions was playing hop scotch, going from one person to the next. You really just never knew who was who. Or what the hell you were dealing with. Unless you asked the right questions, and IF they start twitching?!? Then you KNEW that was no longer your childhood friend you were dealing with. That was a whole shapeshifter, and if you were lucky. You MIGHT make it out of their sight alive. (a very rare occassion btw).
You couldn't leave or come into town. If you even tried to leave they literally TORCHED you to death..... And you better know people tried. And not but ONE, succeeded. Barely.... A whole massacre broke out on campus. LIVE ON TV people were being scalped, heads was flying, limbs, eyeballs... you name it. Any body part you can think of. You saw it, flying about on national TV. Not to mention, you could just see this casually walking or driving down the road any time of day. These demons didn't spare a soul! Mastema wasted ZERO time to make this place, everyone once called a home his own personal playground of HELL ON EARTH. You know how bad off a town gotta be that they telling you "help yourself" at the stores, restaurants, and hotels?!!! EXCUSE ME!??!
If I had a dollar for every time I said "oh helllll nawwww" while reading this. I could get about 100 books for FREE at Barnes and Noble. Make it 101 books!
Even though Lakeview Falls fell apart, and people were literally laid all over the place in pieces. It was great to see the crew come together and do all they could to save their town. But, it was also sad to see that so many of them had to sacrifice their lives so that others could live and also so they could officially put a stop to great dane of shapeshifting demons, The O.G. MASTEMA!
Nothing could have prepared me for the plot twist at the end! NOTHING! At the same time, I don't know why I got too comfortable thinking everyone would get their happy ending. It was TOO damn perfect of a victory.
This book had me scared to go to bed, had me checking my damn bed. If you need something that will have you up all night, with a big scoop of over the top gore? This book is for you.
Now onto book #3. I can't wait to catch up with the gang, and see what Christopher's BAD ass is up to.