Frankenstein: But the Monster is Allergic to Gluten

by Dick C. Heese

PLEASE Bottom-dwelling parody author Dick Cody Heese is responsible for this desecration of Mary Shelley's 1831 edition of "Frankenstein." The addition of a single sentence in every chapter suggesting that Frankenstein's monster is incapable of consuming gluten adds absolutely no value to the original novel. Inevitably, readers will revolt against the concept of public domain upon glimpsing any portion of this book. However, in the end, " But The Monster is Allergic to Gluten" prevails as the ultimate tale of ambition, knowledge, and a general intolerance of wheat-based products.
Heese has also written several other barely passable parodies, "The Great But Nick has Scoliosis," "Moby Kevin," and "Pride and But Mr. Darcy is a Vape God."

Genres: Fiction

210 pages, Paperback

Published April 8, 2021

Reviews

[Izzy Loy · Rating 5 out of 5]

I mean, Obviously Mary Shelley's Frankenstein is amazing, everyone knows that. The inclusion of the creatures Gluten intolerance made this the perfect read, any shortcomings in text by Shelley are ameliorated by the wonderful inclusion of the creature being unable to consume Bread, Cakes, Pastries and condiments such as soy sauce. 1000/10 perfect read.

[Jenna · Rating 4 out of 5]

I would also turn into a monster if I couldn’t have bread