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The Captive Dwarf: A Short-Statured Story of Madness and Mayhem!
Les doesn’t let his low sperm count prevent him from giving his wife, Marjory, the ‘mummy experience’.
He hires Gary, a down-on-his-luck dwarf actor, who he thinks is the perfect solution.
When Gary disagrees, things turn very ugly...
...Now it's about survival and escape.
He hires Gary, a down-on-his-luck dwarf actor, who he thinks is the perfect solution.
When Gary disagrees, things turn very ugly...
...Now it's about survival and escape.
- GenresHorrorSplatterpunk
58 pages, Paperback
First published June 2, 2021
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June 17, 2021
Let us keep this short and shit...what a nasty little story...enjoyed it a lot!
Loved the cover, b.t.w. - it made me think if uncle Jack, his sunny disposition was scary as fuck.
Loved the cover, b.t.w. - it made me think if uncle Jack, his sunny disposition was scary as fuck.
September 26, 2022
What a hilarious, gross , imaginative and very disturbing short story!!!
I’ll wait for Sean Hawker next tale !!
PS: Who’s going to take care of poor Spencer 🐛?!?! 🤣🤣🤣
I’ll wait for Sean Hawker next tale !!
PS: Who’s going to take care of poor Spencer 🐛?!?! 🤣🤣🤣
June 13, 2021
A diminutive story about a dwarf who is held hostage by a couple who use him as a proxy for a child. The results are not pleasant, and would certainly qualify as child abuse if the victim was not an actual adult. Extreme and violent, this is a story for seasoned horror readers. Beware the toy box.
May 30, 2023
absolutely revolting and insane, but also hilarious.
July 19, 2021
As stated on the disturbing cover, The Captive Dwarf by Sean Hawker is indeed an extreme horror novelette of madness and mayhem. This is my first time reading anything by Sean, but I must say, he knows how to write extreme horror. If you are a fan of extreme horror and Splatterpunk, he is definitely and author to watch and this is definitely a story to read.
Despite the length of the story, Hawker manages good characterization and yet doesn’t miss an opportunity to weave in something dark, horrific, or gross. Even more impressive is his ability to make all these tidbits relevant to the story and keep the story fun. Please note, I mean fun in an extreme horror way. This is not for the easily offended or of weak intestinal fortitude. Hawker crosses boundaries and disregards taboos in this stomach-churning but compelling tale.
Interestingly, Hawker also manages to offer up some societal mirroring, some human tragedy and human darkness. The plights of the insane and the financially strapped and the physically different from society’s unconscionable idea of normal. This story is both brutally entertaining and subtly complex. Fans of Matt Shaw and Aron Beauregard will enjoy this budding new extreme horror talent.
Despite the length of the story, Hawker manages good characterization and yet doesn’t miss an opportunity to weave in something dark, horrific, or gross. Even more impressive is his ability to make all these tidbits relevant to the story and keep the story fun. Please note, I mean fun in an extreme horror way. This is not for the easily offended or of weak intestinal fortitude. Hawker crosses boundaries and disregards taboos in this stomach-churning but compelling tale.
Interestingly, Hawker also manages to offer up some societal mirroring, some human tragedy and human darkness. The plights of the insane and the financially strapped and the physically different from society’s unconscionable idea of normal. This story is both brutally entertaining and subtly complex. Fans of Matt Shaw and Aron Beauregard will enjoy this budding new extreme horror talent.
October 7, 2021
This was a quick insane book that I'm not sure I should admit that I loved. A whole lot of what the hell did I just read going on here.
March 4, 2022
LOLS!!!
This was hilarious, sick, depraved, so wrong but such fun! Some parts had me laughing out loud, though maybe, it wasn’t in good taste for me to do so.....oops!! 🤣 I’d recommend this to anyone who isn’t easily offended!! Thanks Sean Hawker for providing me with some proper LAUGH OUT LOUD moments!! 🤣🤣🤣
This was hilarious, sick, depraved, so wrong but such fun! Some parts had me laughing out loud, though maybe, it wasn’t in good taste for me to do so.....oops!! 🤣 I’d recommend this to anyone who isn’t easily offended!! Thanks Sean Hawker for providing me with some proper LAUGH OUT LOUD moments!! 🤣🤣🤣
September 3, 2021
Didn't see that coming!
This little character packs a big punch. Holy shit, this author is a great addition to the genre, this was a fantastic story. A must read!
This little character packs a big punch. Holy shit, this author is a great addition to the genre, this was a fantastic story. A must read!
August 31, 2021
' Go Gary, go Gary...go, go, go!'
This hugely amusing, dark comedy provided a good old fashioned large dollop of pure splatterpunk, both of the horror and sexual varieties. Starting quite innocently, I found that it soon delivered plenty of big, raucous, belly 'laugh out loud' moments (highly unusual for me) rapidly veering towards a course of graphical sexual deviancy and into a final resting place of downright gruesomely glorious horrific violation and righteous mutilation.
Les and Marjory have been yearning to start their own happy little family, but unfortunately they've been experiencing difficulties in that department, and over time life has not been favourable. But hope is not lost. Suddenly, they have a brain wave - to get themselves a 'ready-made' family they can, quite literally, love, enjoy and pamper to death, straight from the off..
A brilliant little tale for all readers who delight in the world of the extreme - but not to be taken too seriously! Great fun from a highly talented writer - I look forward to reading much more of SH's wacky, blood-splattered, crazy adult adventures.
Btw - 'Hey Gary, have you found that dammed light switch yet?'
Rating: 4.6 stars (Just too short! - no pun intended - Lol.)
This hugely amusing, dark comedy provided a good old fashioned large dollop of pure splatterpunk, both of the horror and sexual varieties. Starting quite innocently, I found that it soon delivered plenty of big, raucous, belly 'laugh out loud' moments (highly unusual for me) rapidly veering towards a course of graphical sexual deviancy and into a final resting place of downright gruesomely glorious horrific violation and righteous mutilation.
Les and Marjory have been yearning to start their own happy little family, but unfortunately they've been experiencing difficulties in that department, and over time life has not been favourable. But hope is not lost. Suddenly, they have a brain wave - to get themselves a 'ready-made' family they can, quite literally, love, enjoy and pamper to death, straight from the off..
A brilliant little tale for all readers who delight in the world of the extreme - but not to be taken too seriously! Great fun from a highly talented writer - I look forward to reading much more of SH's wacky, blood-splattered, crazy adult adventures.
Btw - 'Hey Gary, have you found that dammed light switch yet?'
Rating: 4.6 stars (Just too short! - no pun intended - Lol.)
June 8, 2021
Great, short (pun fully intended), brutal story. This story has some black humor, strong scenes of fucked up depravity and violence. A solid read.
July 21, 2021
Well what a nice little messy twisted tale!!! If you want extreme this is extreme!!!
September 10, 2021
This book is a "little" depraved. On par with the last Sean Hawker novelette I dared venture to read, this baby delivers on the extreme filth and gore, always with a wink and a chuckle. It never takes itself too seriously, a quality I've come to find I enjoy most in the extreme horror fiction I've been reading lately.
Don't forget to kiss yo mamas goodnight!
Don't forget to kiss yo mamas goodnight!
July 17, 2021
I have to admit that if I got hold of a dwarf, this is exactly what I would do with him. And I know I'm not the only one. Honesty will set you free, people. Embrace it.
Awesome, sick read. I enjoyed every twisted minute of it.
Awesome, sick read. I enjoyed every twisted minute of it.
June 10, 2021
Chomped through this hilariously disgusting short story on my lunch break. More please!
June 22, 2021
I actually really enjoyed this short by Sean Hawker. It was original, extremely well written and tastefully done considering the topic! I was rooting for Gary and loved it. Five solid stars from me. Take a poop, Hawker!
May 12, 2022
Hawker does not disappoint!
Les and Marjory are unable to have children. So Les hires Gary, a dwarf, to “play” child for them. Little does Gary know that these two people want so much more from him. And then there is the family pet…
Sometimes wanting something so bad can turn people into monsters. Or maybe they were always monsters.
Great short story! Highly entertaining, perfect amount of WTF, and poor Spence…
Les and Marjory are unable to have children. So Les hires Gary, a dwarf, to “play” child for them. Little does Gary know that these two people want so much more from him. And then there is the family pet…
Sometimes wanting something so bad can turn people into monsters. Or maybe they were always monsters.
Great short story! Highly entertaining, perfect amount of WTF, and poor Spence…
June 10, 2021
Sean Hawker is unashamedly revolting, but he knows how to tell a great story and is an extremely funny cunt. He's a must read author for me now.
June 22, 2021
This sure was a hilarious short read!!! A dwarf being forced to act as a child for a sterile couple is tons of fun. It's probably bad that I laughed so much. The pet was the best part
August 20, 2021
Messed fun with a WTF did I just read. My mouth was dropped from page one till the end. I have the ebook and paperback … should you read it
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Hell yes!
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Hell yes!
August 30, 2021
Holy Batshit On A Cracker
This author just ain't right in the head, which is probably why I loved story, lol. This is not a tale for fluff bunnies with delicate sphincters. This is extreme horror, so there's your trigger warning.
My only complaint is that I wanted more. This would make a great longer story if the author ever wanted to expand it.
This author just ain't right in the head, which is probably why I loved story, lol. This is not a tale for fluff bunnies with delicate sphincters. This is extreme horror, so there's your trigger warning.
My only complaint is that I wanted more. This would make a great longer story if the author ever wanted to expand it.
November 10, 2021
Every bit as inspiring as the television series “Little People, Big World” but with more cornholing.
September 2, 2021
First book from this author and although totally messed up, I couldn’t stop laughing. Seems like there could be a sequel in the works which I would read. Go Gary!!!
June 16, 2021
"Listen to your daddy, pumpkin"
Note the title of this book. Note the cover.
However messed-up you're now prepared for it to be, this story is probably more so!
Gary is a dwarf, and an actor. He is hired by Les to appear in a short film as a stand-in for a child. When he reports to the address provided, Les explains that he actually wants Gary to play the part of a baby for a weekend, to console his depressed wife who Les is unable to impregnate.
Gary declines. Les is not the type to take "No" for an answer.
If you suspect this might not be the tale for you, you're probably right!
So many triggers. Gross and hilarious and DARK AF.
Note the title of this book. Note the cover.
However messed-up you're now prepared for it to be, this story is probably more so!
Gary is a dwarf, and an actor. He is hired by Les to appear in a short film as a stand-in for a child. When he reports to the address provided, Les explains that he actually wants Gary to play the part of a baby for a weekend, to console his depressed wife who Les is unable to impregnate.
Gary declines. Les is not the type to take "No" for an answer.
If you suspect this might not be the tale for you, you're probably right!
So many triggers. Gross and hilarious and DARK AF.
June 18, 2021
This little character packs a big punch. Holy shit, this author is a great addition to the genre, this was a fantastic story. A must read!
November 28, 2024
this was so vile, poor gary, also i really wanna know the backstory with spencer
July 6, 2021
Hell yeah this story was brutal, violent, gross and made me crack up. Gary is a bad mf. awesome read looking forward to reading more from this author.
June 28, 2021
Wtf did I just read. Poor Gary.
May 28, 2024
Gary would search around for bits of furniture – a cat scratching post he had seen in the corner of Les and Marjory’s bedroom – whatever would give him a decent foothold and get him up high enough to reach that latch on the attic door. With a bit of luck, it would open. The rest he’d figure out afterwards.
September 4, 2021
What a fucked up story! It was bizarre, and brutal, and funny all at the same time. Being such a SHORT book (see what I did there😂) it was like a tease so now I'll be seeking out more Sean Hawker right away! 4/5 dwarf skulls 💀
June 9, 2021
That was crazy and brutal and yeah crazy.. I'm firmly team Gary though poor little thing he agreed to an acting job and ended up with a couple of lunatics.
Very imaginative and hilarious.
Very imaginative and hilarious.
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