The Tank

by Simon McHardy

Olivia’s sick of dating freaks. When she meets a handsome, young man in a laundromat, she thinks her luck has changed. Billy invites her to his house to meet his folks, and after dinner, they play Grandma's favorite game. Olivia is about to discover a new level of fuckedupness she never knew existed.

17 pages, Unknown Binding

Published June 12, 2021

About the author

Simon McHardy is the author of the infamous MOTHER MAGGOT. He lives a reclusive life in Tasmania Australia. Due to the extreme nature of his books, most are exclusive to Godless.com.

Reviews

[MadameD · Rating 5 out of 5]

First of all, thank you , very much, for the dedication Simon. I was honored by the King 👑! 😊😁
But, I don’t know if I should thank you, or curse at you !🤣

And secondly, I would like to know, why your new challenge is to make me puke ?🤣

Let me tell you, this book is well written for sure, and very funny, but OMG , that was D-I-S-G-U-S-T-I-N-G !!!
Poor Olivia 🥺😢😭
You know an author is good , when his descriptions made you hallucinate smells , and things. In that case it’s 💩
I didn’t stop my reading, but I wanted to close my eyes. And I don’t know why, but I’m pretty certain I smelled the Tank .🤢
I waved my hands in front of my nose, as if I could make the imaginary bad smells disappear.

BUT !!! I didn’t puke!😝

You’ll have to try harder!!😁

[Janie · Rating 5 out of 5]

So that's how they party Down Under ...

[Rayne Havok · Rating 5 out of 5]

Oh man, my poor brain, something must be wrong with it. It knows what to expect with a Mchardy story, but it still gets so excited to read it. While my tummy and the rest of my insides beg it not to. But brain doesn't listen and now I'm nauseous. Stupid brain.

[Victoria · Rating 5 out of 5]

I’ve never laughed and gagged before. But this time I did. I’m telling you though, I’m not asking cute guys for their number then going to their house for a first date. Nope, that would be shitty.

[Vicky Lelove · Rating 5 out of 5]

A short but quite an humorous ordure read of a loving family who take traditions and game nights extremely seriously.
Can't wait to read more on what this disgustingly gross family get up too...

[River Dixon · Rating 5 out of 5]

The only thing missing as I read this was a thick, creamy bowl of chocolate ice cream. Or a chunky pudding. I recommend consuming either as you read this to enhance the experience.

McHardy did it again. All bow to the gross-out king.

[John The Crippledgimp · Rating 5 out of 5]

Holy Fuck what a shit show . This book just taught me the importance and timing of when not to give a shit 😆😆😆😆. Simon McHardy you are definitely the king of making me laugh out loud and questioning my sense of humor and sanity in general. Awesome read can't wait for the next one.

[Kevin Sweeney · Rating 5 out of 5]

Yes, Billy and his clan are back for another light-hearted story of family bonding. Honestly, this bunch makes the Waltons look like a pack of inbred hillbilly raccoon fuckers!

[Nikki · Rating 5 out of 5]

Poor Olivia just wanted a normal guy, but got Billy instead. This was book 2 of the Redband series and was a quick fun read. I was able to read it during my lunch break and I read the whole book, but didn’t eat my whole lunch. You just really don’t have much of an appetite being around Billy and his family.
Simons books are always disgustingly enjoyable.

[Corrina Morse · Rating 5 out of 5]

Well Shit!!!! That Was Brilliantly Grotesque!!
I Feel Rather Queasy 🤢💩😂

Another Fun Filled Treat From Simon Mchardy And Billy And His Family!! 5 Wholesome Shits From Me......Loved It!! 💩💩💩💩💩

[Dakota Dawe · Rating 5 out of 5]

First the panties, now the tank! Billy and his family seem normal, but man do do they have some twisted minds. The Tank is as funny and gross as a lot of his other work. It reads as easy as an old Archie and Jughead comic book, but the antics Billy gets up to are just a tad more adult I’d say. Can’t wait for the next volume of the Redband series.

[Jason · Rating 5 out of 5]

Seems like this might have been inspired by one of those Japanese Adult Movies in the Fetish section in Akihabara. Unfortunately they do not subtitle those types of movies in English so, I will have to keep reading Simon McHardy novels.

[Scott · Rating 5 out of 5]

Holy shit! Simon McHardy is the kind of author who doesn’t require much to work with to squeeze out a short, stinky and somehow inspiring story. Here, we’re once again invited to spend an evening with Billy of “Billy Billy Panty Sniffer,” as he and his family engage in an Ex-Lax laden party game, that without spoiling anything, is sure to spoil your next three to six meals. McHardy’s takes on extremely taboo topics are written well enough that his tales never feel forced. He obviously has a penchant for insanely profane prose, but with his unique style and always engaging characters, he manages to make even the most messed up material more artful than shockful.

[Lindsay Crook · Rating 5 out of 5]

That Simon is nasty lol..
I love everything Simon write even if it does turn my stomach. Billy is back and nastier than before. I giggled throughout but I still felt a little queasy. Don't read this if you have a weak stomach.

[Mw Mw · Rating 5 out of 5]

Looking to lose a few pounds? Read this series, your appetite will disappear. No pills needed. Thanks Simon.

[Jennifer Matchett · Rating 4 out of 5]

Simon McHardy, why are you like this?! And more importantly, why can’t I stop reading your shit?!

[Rachael · Rating 5 out of 5]

Billy and his crazy ass family are at it again.......

😂 🤣 💩 🤣 😂 💩

I don't even know how to put into words how much I love McHardy!! His stuff can turn your worst day into eye watering, gut wrenching laughter. I can have a total shit day and come home to read a page of any of his books and I am laughing my ass off. Just plain ole' funny ass shit. Literialy in this one anyway.

Happy Reading and Splatter On.....

[Michael · Rating 5 out of 5]

Awesomely disgusting, and a character named after me. I absolutely love Simon Mchardy's story. Plus Godless is amazing.

[DA · Rating 5 out of 5]

Simon never disappoints. Every story I read from him seems to get more and more vile.

[Ryder Kinlay · Rating 5 out of 5]

OMFG Simon, you’re a sick man. I’m never picking up a hot Billy idol lookalike EVER! I have no words.

[The Yeti Reads and Reviews · Rating 5 out of 5]

Olivia is doing her laundry at the laundromat when she meets Billy. While Olivia has a history of dating weirdos, she takes a chance when Billy invites her to his house to have dinner and play a game with his family. The game they play after dinner is called Tank, Grandma's favorite game. Wow. That was gross,but hilarious. You are always in for a treat when you read a story by McHardy! Check it out on Godless!

5 severed fingers out of 5

[Negan88 · Rating 5 out of 5]

Ready for Another Raunchy Redband Entry?

Well, well, well… Billy Panty Sniffer is back! He is a bit older, and he is ready for date night. Of course he is going to take his lovely date to his twisted family’s game night! Simon McHardy ceases to surprise me! Just when I think he cannot possibly have many more ideas he cranks out another great story!

The Tank is part two in Simon’s exclusive to Godless.com Redband series. The gang is all back from Billy Billy Panty Sniffer! Grandma, the matron of nasty mess, is back as well. Billy is so excited to be able to enjoy family game night with his fabulous date. The only thing is if Billy’s date feels the same. Let McHardy take you on another disgusting, gross, and flat out nasty tour down depravity lane!

I have to give The Tank by Simon McHardy five filthy gussets out of five steaming piles of excrement! This story will leave you cringing, laughing, and probably grossed out. I absolutely loved it, and it is definitely a must read! Until next time, my friends.

[Angelique Jordonna · Rating 5 out of 5]

What the shit? 💩

[David · Rating 4 out of 5]

Wicked shitty!

[Sophie · Rating 4 out of 5]

Unholiness of the highest order.

[Regina Watts · Rating 5 out of 5]

🥺

[Biblio · Rating 4 out of 5]

I said I would never read a poop book again. Very disappointed in myself. Foul. Death by draining in shit sounds like the worst way to go honestly. Forgive me father for I have sinned.

[She Dreams In Books · Rating 5 out of 5]

Billy is back, showing off his skills in pulling off the perfect first date. I am not worthy!