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我家吸血鬼他晕血 [My Vampire Faints at Blood | My Hemophobic Vampire]
The only thing scary about someone with hemophobia is a vampire with hemophobia.
As a skilled Emergency Department doctor, Doctor Shang meets a series of abnormal non-human races such as a werewolf with pet allergies, an elf who sings out of tune, a highly myopic celestial master, an incubus who doesn’t like girls, a baby dragon who is afraid of heights, and a vampire with hemophobia. He opens the door to a new world, heals and saves people, subdues demons, eliminates devils, and every day his only goal is to get his boyfriend to drink blood. To help his domestic vampire overcome hemophobia, Doctor Shang has thought of many ways: bottles, blindfolds, handcuffs, and food coloring.
Unfortunately, none of these solutions worked.
So – in the end, Doctor Shang could only chase after his vampire, bitterly rolling up his sleeves at him, “Try biting me one more time! Just one bite!
As a skilled Emergency Department doctor, Doctor Shang meets a series of abnormal non-human races such as a werewolf with pet allergies, an elf who sings out of tune, a highly myopic celestial master, an incubus who doesn’t like girls, a baby dragon who is afraid of heights, and a vampire with hemophobia. He opens the door to a new world, heals and saves people, subdues demons, eliminates devils, and every day his only goal is to get his boyfriend to drink blood. To help his domestic vampire overcome hemophobia, Doctor Shang has thought of many ways: bottles, blindfolds, handcuffs, and food coloring.
Unfortunately, none of these solutions worked.
So – in the end, Doctor Shang could only chase after his vampire, bitterly rolling up his sleeves at him, “Try biting me one more time! Just one bite!
591 pages, Web Novel
Published January 1, 2017
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Did Not Finish
March 18, 2026I'm a bit ashamed to DNF this so fast but I was pushing myself for nothing...
I started this on my night shift and maybe I was a bit tired, but this was sooooo boring. It's supposed to be a comedy but I didn't even crack a smile. I kept thinking about other stuff while reading and when I realized that I didn't particularly care about the MCs I decided to stop.
The ML had a very weird way of speaking because he was supposed to be a very old vampire, but instead of amusing me it just managed to annoy me...The MC didn't do much, he's quite average.
DNF at 20%
I won't be rating this
I started this on my night shift and maybe I was a bit tired, but this was sooooo boring. It's supposed to be a comedy but I didn't even crack a smile. I kept thinking about other stuff while reading and when I realized that I didn't particularly care about the MCs I decided to stop.
The ML had a very weird way of speaking because he was supposed to be a very old vampire, but instead of amusing me it just managed to annoy me...The MC didn't do much, he's quite average.
DNF at 20%
I won't be rating this
February 8, 2022
This novel was very interesting! It had so many funny parts. The characters were refreshing and fun! It was a change of pace for me, as I haven't done so many comedy novels! I liked the calmness of the MC and the protectiveness of the ML. The side characters each had their quirks and added to the story. The world building was decent as well!
August 25, 2026
not quite a full 3 stars but it was funny and entertaining, if also very bizarre and chaotic and no semblance of a plot at all. i might think of it as a series of scenes that all take place in this one universe where literally every mythology overlap, with a supernatural bureaucracy that manages everything
August 9, 2025
Funny but bizarre.
Remark: There are so many western fictional/Chinese mythical creatures in this story; for example, vampire, werewolf, elf, dragon, taotie, vermilion bird and anything you can (or cannot) think of.
Remark: There are so many western fictional/Chinese mythical creatures in this story; for example, vampire, werewolf, elf, dragon, taotie, vermilion bird and anything you can (or cannot) think of.
June 28, 2021
DNF'd at chapter 43.
I really need to stop picking up books whose main purpose is comedy because I never really end up liking them. I was amused by this one at first but it quickly drained away as they introduced more and more supernatural entities with quirks that conflicted with their identities (for ex. a vampire fainting at the sight of blood, a werewolf allergic to dog fur, a dragon with a fear of heights, etc) and it stopped being funny and just started being tiresome.
I really need to stop picking up books whose main purpose is comedy because I never really end up liking them. I was amused by this one at first but it quickly drained away as they introduced more and more supernatural entities with quirks that conflicted with their identities (for ex. a vampire fainting at the sight of blood, a werewolf allergic to dog fur, a dragon with a fear of heights, etc) and it stopped being funny and just started being tiresome.
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December 28, 2025DNF @ 6% - Not sure if it's how the author wrote it or if it's the translation...but the dialogue was stiff and it took too much brain power to figure out what was going on. Some sentences just made absolute no sense at all, word salad.
June 15, 2021
Hilarious!!!
October 11, 2025
Was a cute read, it was very different from anything read before, it was a very curing read about imperfections.
January 30, 2022
Es una novela divertida, pero te deseo suerte si no sabes el idioma y buscas una traducción en inglés o español, todas las que yo encontré son prácticamente indescifrables lo que hace que sea un poco difícil seguir el hilo de la historia. A grandes rasgos es una novela linda y divertida con una gran cantidad de comida para perros y toneladas de términos técnicos sobre medicina. El romance se desarrolla velozmente, (demasiado para mí gusto pero bueno, es aceptable) el MC es un Doctor y a pesar de ser un humano 'corriente' tiene un gran nivel de independencia y puede valerse por sí mismo lo que me agrada, el ML es un amor, me causa gracia sus intentos de avances y sus piropos al inicio de la novela..
La recomiendo, especialmente si buscas una novela ligera para pasar el rato.
La recomiendo, especialmente si buscas una novela ligera para pasar el rato.
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