First of all... I'm not gonna click "this contains spoilers", because frankly, this book was spoiled from the start. If you're stupid enough to wanna read the book and think you'll like it simply because of how much you LOVED Star Mother, well, I highly doubt it. It's an utter shitfest! And if you DID like this shity book, then God you're hopeless! If you wanna hear me complain for awhile then read on.... if not, click away. I don't think I give too many details of the book away below to completely ruin the plot for you IF you haven't read it yet, but honey, this plot was already ruined from very the start. *You've been warned* ....
Anyway...
Normally, I love Charlie's work but this one just sucked ass! I read Star Mother and was moved to tears within a few minutes of reading it, lol. You could root for the girl, be totally drawn in with her character and feel like you're suffering right along with her, and just really feel for her the whole way thru the book till the bitter end. Now THAT book, I absolutely loved! THAT book was worth the read and I'd happily read it again! This one tho..was just utter trash. I even waited a really long time to write a review because at first, I just thought I was being a salty wench and should probably just sober up a bit first before writing my review, lol (What can I say... books, bubble baths and bottles of wine just go hand in hand! Lol), then eventually I just said fuck it, it ain't even worth my time, don't write a review.. But now, even all these months later, EVERYTIME I see this danmed book title in my read list, I give it a silent fuck you, scorn it for wasting my precious time and mutter to myself for a few minutes until I give up and move on down the list. Well, honestly I just couldn't bite my tongue any longer. I HAD to say SOMETHING just so MAYBE it'll FINALLY stop TORMENTING me everytime I see it, but I highly doubt it tho.. lol. Now, I've read some real trash in my time (C'mon, we've all seen some of the free books and short stories on Amazon that are, *ahem*, less than stellar. The horrible grammar and lack of proofreading alone... God help us all!) and STILL I wasn't nearly as annoyed with any of THOSE books like I am with THIS one! Idk, I literally think THIS is THE WORST book I've EVER read in my entire life and I've read thousands of books. (Not bragging, I promise. I just love books!) Idk... Maybe it's because I was just SO disappointed with this and was upset at just how bad I felt like Charlie let us all down with this rubbish, (and whomever the moron editor it was who told her this was an EXCELLENT idea to a sequel, let's print it!.. Ugh, fucking idiots! Never hire "yes" men.) Idk... she's typically a REALLY good author, and I think I've read all of her books thus far, so yea, as a fan of her stuff I guess I just expected MUCH better work from her. Now, if you've read Star Mother already then you'd naturally likely THINK that THIS book would be about the Star Father, literally like the title suggests, right? Well, I know I sure fucking did! (I mean, who has time to read descriptions anyway. 🙄 lol) Well, we all met him in book one, and although we didn't really get to know him all like that, because he was never always around, we were all still pretty curious about him, amirite? Yep, I sure was. I THOUGHT in book two that just MAYBE we could learn more about him and his world, since that's where he and our amazing star mother now live, along with her family, his family and all their cute, lil precious star babies. Ya probably kinda felt bad for him at the end of book one, I certainly did, although, throughout the whole story I did just kinda want to kick his stupid ass a bit and be like bro, seriously, wtf are you doing?! Soooo... when THIS book came out, I thought alright, it'll be ALL about him, maybe even see her too, check up on her a bit and Idk, maybe have something really interesting happen with that whole situation, Idk. We'll maybe get to follow him around a bit and get inside his head...ect. THAT'S what I thought. THAT'S what I hoped for. Did I get it tho? Nope. Not even fucking close. Well, I guess it is about him, to a degree, but its more about this stupid ass random new girl whom, Idk about you, but I just couldn't connect with her AT ALL. Her character was just so... danmed grating. Idk. There was just something about her that just absolutely annoyed the shit outta me! It's been awhile since I read it, so sorry if I'm fucking up some of the details, I apologize boss, but if I recall, wasn't she all like "No, I don't even like boys. I don't wanna marry anyone. Hmpff! " And then, like 2 chapters in she's already dropping her panties for this guy she JUST met?! She starts off good, like she could be a real strong willed character, full of grit and determination, a total badass, ya know, and then immediately turns into the mushy, lovesick damsel in distress type, and gets all weak in the knees for the first cute guy to ever look her way and show her some attention. Complete opposite of whom we were introduced to, like who IS this pathetic girl anyway? Where'd the strong girl go?! Come back! She gets all super obsessive with him like immediately, like even before he wakes up from the coma in which she found him by the river, I think, and like I TOTALLY get it, sometimes love makes you act like a complete idiot. But man.... this girl just rankled me thru THE. WHOLE. ENTIRE. STORY! I found myself zoning out, skipping over tons of shit and then having to reread it over again and again cuz I just couldn't focus, halfassed listening and daydreaming most of the time, but I gave it my all, I promise, FULLY determined to finish the book come hell or high water, and even when I FINALLY arrived at the end, I STILL could not give even one little rat shit turd about her OR of ANYTHING that happened to her! Couldn't care less! Honestly, I was WAY more interested in the Moon (What a gal, amirite?! Love her!) and meeting her with all her messy baggage and drama, than I was with constantly following around this annoying little lovesick puppy. Thank God I didn't have to actually physically see her in real life fawning all over the Sun and making all cutsie doe eyes at him the whole time! I probably woulda gouged my own eyes out, I think, lol. Picturing her always drawing and doodling little hearts in her notebook like an infatuated lil school girl crush and probably scribbling different ways of writing her name as Mrs. Sun over and over again 😂, I mean the girl was charcoal sketching his face CONSTANTLY, like get your fucking shit together already, you dimwitted lil twit! Ugh.... (I'm sorry. I hated her so much. And as cruel as it sounds, I was actually SO RELIEVED when she had to trade her art abilities for immortality, just so I could FINALLY STOP hearing about all the pictures she kept making of him! Danm, I know it's pretty sinister of me to cheer about, esp being an artist myself, but this girl seriously pushed me to the point of being actually elated about it! Ugh, I'm going to hell, ain't I?! Lol) ... And I was also super, SUPER annoyed with the Sun, because somehow NOW he could find ALL this time to come hangout with THIS vexatious girl, but before, in book one, he just couldn't be bothered to find time to visit with the actual mother of his child/ren WHO LIVED, unlike all the other mothers before her, and then he was SHOCKED when he didn't get the girl in the end?! Like No shit, dumbass! Idk, THAT first book had me crying like a little girl scout from beginning to end. Yea, I'm pretty pathetic, you can laugh at me, Idc..lol. But yea, this one tho.... Ugh Idk, I just hated it SO MUCH, I couldn't care less. I was slowly finding myself rooting against the main girl, hoping he'd dump her stupid ass or hoping she'd die like all the other star mothers or suffer some other cruel fate, but nope. I couldn't even get THAT satisfaction, because OF COURSE, fairy tale ending! 🤦🏻♀️ Normally, I cheer for the main characters, become "friends" with them even, but this one was literally THE WORST cookie cutter stereotype of a strong, independent woman turned into a twitterpated, codependent little dimwit simply over a stupidly hot guy with sudden a hero complex.... or something like that. Lol. Star Mother should've just been a stand alone book if they were gonna take it in that direction. We didn't WANT Star Father, we didn't NEED Star Father, and now we're all even DUMBER for reading it. Sigh*
Ya know, I tend to say some pretty fucked up shit from time to time, (ok, ALL the time, lol) and am in NO WAY a role model to ANYONE, nor SHOULD I be, (Watch out kiddies!😈) but like seriously, before I wander off to go read another book, I just wanna ask yinz this... What kind of message is this book REALLY sending to the young girls and boys (maybe) reading it, I mean really? If you LITERALLY worship, obsess over and chase after a guy to the ends of the earth just hard enough, never giving up hope, and risk your life JUST enough and with NO care or regard for your safety or yourself OR of the toll it'll bring to you AND all those who love you, that SOMEHOW, against all odds eventually you'll TOTALLY get the guy in the end?! That it'll ALWAYS work out no matter what?! That they'll ALWAYS love you forever just cuz they said so?! Or because you want it to be so?! That it'll ALWAYS turn out to be a beautiful fairy tale ending?! That it's perfectly ok to just throw yourself at complete strangers simply because you THINK they're hot and they've shown just a modicum of interest in you and losing your virginity to a total stranger is completely acceptable?! That beautiful people are ALWAYS good, and will NEVER hurt you?! That giving up the ONE thing you love THE MOST in the world, and sacrificing YOUR hopes and dreams just to be with someone else is somehow perfectly OK?! If you JUST wish hard enough, and give up JUST enough then it'll decidedly be so?! Ugh. Fuck.... Idk, I guess I'm just way too danmed sullied and cynical to believe that ANY of this is a good message to anyone. Looks aren't always everything, promises don't always keep, and sacrifices aren't always worth the price you pay for them in the end, even if the books wanna tell you otherwise. Sigh*
I'll leave it off here with my favorite quote from Marilyn Manson:
"When all of our wishes are granted, many of our dreams will be destroyed."
End rant. 🧏🏻♀️