Uncoffined

by lady_of_clunn

Genres: Fan Fiction, Dark

75 pages, ebook

Published June 8, 2012

Reviews

[⚔Irunía⚔ · Rating 2 out of 5]

Hermione posing as a prostitute was fun to read. I actually like mistaken identity trope more often than not. 🌝 This would have been a solid 3-star Dramione if Draco didn't share Hermione with Blaise. It comes out of nowhere and doesn't make much sense. One minute he's possessive and all over her and the next he turns into a cuckold at best and a pimp at worst, which ruins him as a character.

The ending was pretty rushed too as if the author lost interest for her story and wanted to wrap things up quickly. The plot is weak but the writing and atmosphere had so much potential.

[Laverne Brewster · Rating 3 out of 5]

2.75. Stars. An EPUB downloaded from AO3. It's approximately 33,4oo words with 13 chapters that was shown to be about 112 pages.
SETTING: Fantasied Great Britain during the war of the Order and the Death Eaters.
TROPE: Deception. Degradation. Wickedness, sexual immorality and violence.
MAIN CHARACTERS:
1. Draco Malfoy, male lead, is the High Reeve and leader of the Death Eaters.
2. Hermione Granger, female lead, is hiding in the Forbidden Forrest like many other members of the Order; however to feed her family and friends, Hermione has to magically alter her appearance, leave the forrest and go into town and beg or steal rations.
3. Blaise and Theadore are Death Eater guards and among Draco closest friends.
4. The Weasley family is Hermione's support system

The first 75% per cent of the story is very well done...the pacing is on point as is the characterization. Having Hermione surrender her virginity to her nemesis is unique and having Draco become the obsessive, possessive, protective dragon was also good. I enjoyed the way both Hermione and High Reeve Draco are portrayed. The later quarter of the book was disappointing. Having Draco allow Blaise to sexually be with Hermione was antithetical his 'dragon-esque' qualities. The ending was rushed. The story starts with the Death Eaters seemingly winning. Once Draco meets and becomes enamored by the innocent virgin mistaken as a prostitute who unbeknownst to Draco is Hermione, they soon become a couple and fall in love. Draco lavishes Hermione with expensive gifts that she gives to the rebellion. Added by the influx of money from Hermione, the Order wins the war, Draco is jailed for two years, meets his and Hermione's son, Julius. Draco and her work on rekindling their relationship.

[Celine · Rating 4 out of 5]

4,25/5 - a dark Dramione fanfiction that involves mistaken identity

I love dark fiction with lots and lots of angst, and this fanfiction certainly fulfills that. This story is well-written and engaging enough that I read it until I lost track of time.

Some parts are confusing for me, but that's probably because I'm not used to English literature, since my first language is not English. I also think that the ending feels a bit rushed. Some chapters before the ending should've been written in more detail, with some addition of drama or emotional scenes.

[Jess]

“When all is lost, we are willing to do whatever it takes to survive.”

Hermione fakes her identity as Jeanne and sells herself to Malfoy as a prostitute. Malfoy falls for Jeanne and helps the order. Finds out it was Hermione the whole time after being arrested & put in Askaban for 2 years. Malfoy heir & HEA

[Abigail · Rating 5 out of 5]

So good. Dark AU undercover H as a half-blood. High reeve D. She steals food and disguises herself as a prostitute to escape police but it winds her up in the high reeves bed… obsession lust and eventually love. Only kinda HEA

[Fatima Ali · Rating 4 out of 5]

It was fun little war fic. By fun, i meant just enough darkness. Great writing. Rushed endings, the writing and premise were so good this should have been the full length fic. (High reave draco but more relationship centric than war)

[Tatianna Bluel · Rating 3 out of 5]

It felt rushed and unfinished. I did like it though.

[Lisa · Rating 3 out of 5]

The first 75% truly were looking good! However the 25% left were way too rushed and I do think a sad ending would have been much more realistic and emotionally interesting

[Katie S · Rating 4 out of 5]

Draco as high reeve. On the darker side.

[Christelle · Rating 2 out of 5]

2,5 ⭐️ I was already deranged by the r*pe scene at the beginning, but the scene with Blaise Zabini was my last straw. It was well written and had potential though, too bad it turned out like that.

[Lavender · Rating 3 out of 5]

This was a really sweet, simple read without much political or side character focus. I wish there were more details because I would have happily read a longer story of this version of draco and hermoine.

[Xela]

"He had chosen life back then, but with that choice, he had also lost it to the darkness."

Appropriately dark and atmospheric for a Voldermort wins AU where he's dead but the Death Eaters are still free to roam. It has dubious consent between Draco and Hermione due to her being in disguise as Jeanne, but I like the accuracy of their characterisation. She's clever and tactical and Draco's heart is still beating for the ~good~, even if his actions may be questionable.

[J · Rating 1 out of 5]

DNF. Hermione pretends to be Jeanne, a prostitute.

[Hayden Hamby]

We don't rate fanfictions in this house because it is HELLA disrespectful to these authors that do this for free in their free time.
We love our authors.

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.

[Ayesha]

enjoyed this! it wasn’t my favourite dramione fic bc of the situation that occurred w blaise and led to hermione leaving…