Why is it that books that promise some different and literary and insightful views on sex never deliver at all? I really do think there's a lot of perspectives on sex, and types of sex, we for some reason never see in books, so I get super excited if something seems like it might dive into some of that. And a few stories in here did actually deliver on that, but majority of them didn't. Many still felt like they weren't doing anything "special" compared to your "typical" erotica story. It also wasn't nearly as diverse as it claimed, not only in that most of those stories are straight, but also that I didn't feel we got 27 (or even 20) different approaches to the topic. Maybe if you're straight (and more into non m/m sex scenes than I am) this will be a lot more relatable to you than it was to me, but for me it just re-established my belief that straight people don't have a single clue about sex.
I definitely wanted more beautiful and heartwarming stories, and not quite so many stories with people who seemed quite sexually repressed and had a rather limited view on sex. I wouldn’t have complained about more kinky stories either, since there’s so much unexplored diversity there, and this collection could have been an opportunity to change that, but wasn’t.
Rather than going through it story by story, like I usually do, I will group those into six categories, so that when I felt similarly about several stories I can talk about all of them at once and don’t keep repeating myself, because this review will already turn out way too long as it is. So I’m grouping them into “forgettable/bland”, “yikes”, “just not my taste”, “missed potential”, “good but not super special” and “what I wanted this whole collection to be”.
I am not actually going to go into all the stories in the “forgettable/bland” category, because as the name suggest, there’s really nothing I could say about them, since many of them I already struggle to remember even though I read the whole book today and have taken notes. Many of them didn’t feel like they stood out in the erotica genre, and weren’t offering any of the promised diversity at all, and a number of them felt almost interchangeable with one another. The stories in this group are “LVIII Times a Year”, “Find Me”, “Love Doll”, “This Kind”, “Tomorrow Morning”, “Interruptus” and “Partita”.
Now, let’s start with the worst ones, so we can at least end on a positive note. There’s six stories that had me quite disgusted, a lot more so than I might already get from your typically straight sex scene. The first one being “Hard at Play”. This was written in second person, which I love when there’s an obvious reason for this choice and it adds something to the story, which just wasn’t the case here. I was bored, the writing was kind of awkward, and the personality of the main character didn’t make any sense to me, so it just left me super confused.
Probably my least favorite story in this collection was “A Day in the Life of Josephine Bellanotte Munro”. I hated this so much, I didn’t even bother to properly take notes on why I was so disgusted, literally all I wrote down was “if I were part of an alien race that had discovered earth and came across this story, it would cause me to order the immediate extinction of humanity”.
“I Don’t Miss You” was my second least favorite, it’s written addressed to someone else taking part in the same anthology as the main character, which is probably supposed to be this fun subversive thing. But it didn’t work at all for me, the way this was written made it feel like it was actually the author’s ramblings after having discovered the other person’s name on the list of contributors and it was so uncomfortable to read.
Then there’s “Odi et Amo”, which was probably the driest hate-love story I’ve ever come across. I love a good enemies who are also really into each other story, but this just wasn’t that at all. I hated the characters and there was literally not even the hint of a spark between them.
“The Great Artist” was just disgusting on so many levels. I can’t even bring myself to think back on it in order to explain to you why it was disgusting.
Lastly, “Spectacular” is kind of close to being in the “bland” category instead, but I chose to put it in here, because the narrator’s voice was horrible, and what even was that shit about the guy behaving like a woman during sex? First of all, that doesn’t make any sense, and secondly, can I have some stories about people respecting the way the other character acts during sex please? (I seriously started suspecting that that’s a foreign concept to heterosexual people while reading this book)
Next there were some stories I didn’t really like, but it was more a personal not vibing with them, and being able to easily see how other people might feel differently, rather than having any actual issues with them. The first one of those would be “Woman Eaten by Shark Drawn to Her Gold Byzantine Ring”. I definitely loved the ocean setting, but other than that it was really short and weird and I didn’t quite get it, but I feel like there might be a metaphor there that might be kind of cool if you do understand it.
I liked the folktale elements in “Pearl River”, but I really don’t care about stories involving cheating, regardless of whether it gets excused or challenged. Since this isn’t a story excusing it though, I think a lot of other people will like it a lot more than I did.
Then there’s “How I Learned Prayer” a weird religious sexual story, which just kind of missed the mark for me. While I theoretically like the idea of stories about the intersection of religion and sexuality, this didn’t really go into that discussion as much as I would have liked.
“What the Hands Remember” is about an old guy recalling a past relationship and wishing it had lasted, and I liked the concept of that, just not the descriptions of the actual relationship (definitely way too much of an underwear kink for my taste).
“Posseeblay” is about a married couple who used to write kinky stories for a magazine wanting to write about realistic marital sex now. While I want to get more realistic sexual stories (at least in contemporary, it’s a whole different matter in fantasy and scifi), I just can’t get myself to care about married couples, it’s literally the most un-romantic and the least sexy things I am able imagine. The way they talked to each other was a little cringe-y too.
Then there are the stories with missed potential, which there are only two of. The first one was “The Next Eleven Minutes”, which felt a little disconnected, and was just doing too much at once. I liked some of the things it brought up and themes I thought it would go for, but it didn’t actually follow through on any of it, and it could have been so good if it had.
The second one was “Holo Boy, 2098”, because the premise and the world in it were pretty cool. I just really couldn’t stand the main character, and I would love to get a story set in this world, but following somebody else.
Fortunately there were at least some stories I actually enjoyed. There are three that I don’t have a lot to say about, because I thought they were good, but don’t feel super passionately about, and those are “History Lesson”, “En Suite” and “Vis-à-Vis 1953”. But I will say the main character in the last one of those three was my favorite person in this entire book.
And then there are the four stories that I wanted this collection to be like. The first one is “Asphodel”, which is about this afterlife and the surroundings are conscious, so the main character is literally having sex with the wind and moss and stuff like that. It was a little weird how the first half of it told the backstory with her mother, I think that could have been condensed or framed a little differently, but the main idea was just so out there, and in a really fun way, and I kind of want more stories that do things like that.
Then there’s “Altitude Sickness”, which follows a number of different sexual encounters all somehow connected to planes, and I liked the format of that a lot. Some of the people and situations I liked more than others, but I definitely liked having that variety in one single story.
“First Lust” could have been my favorite, but the way it ended was just a little disappointing, I had wanted it to end on a slightly different note. It was the only m/m story in here, which already made it a million times more likely for me to like it than any of the other stories. I like it when stories acknowledge young teen’s or even pre-teen’s sexuality, and don’t pretend people only start thinking about sex once they’re old enough for you to not be made uncomfortable by that idea. It definitely wasn’t written in a weird way, where it seemed like it wanted you to be turned on by it or anything. It was the only thing in here I found somewhat relatable.
“Rapunzel, Rapunzel” was quite good to. I’m generally a fan of fairytale retellings, and I was rather invested in this story and really enjoyed the writing.