This is Pure Fucking Filth!

by Sean Hawker

Hyper-violent, ultra-disgusting and absolutely hilarious!

Fetish sex workers are sacrificing their worst punters to something inhabiting the basement of the Blue Waffle brothel. It’s growing larger and it’s insatiably hungry…

…This surely won’t end well for anyone.

Genres: Horror

53 pages, ebook

Published January 1, 2021

Reviews

[Peter Topside · Rating 4 out of 5]

So the title here says it all, folks. From the first through the last, each page has some depraved form of sexual deviance or hideous violence on it. The writing was good and the content was just bonkers, but the story served its purpose, in this quick tale of absolutely indecency. I felt like the monster, whose image is now permanently burned my mind, could have used a little more depth, but that's just a matter of opinion. I like original and whacky stories of the macabre that keep my attention and this surely met all of those criteria.

[MadameD · Rating 5 out of 5]

This novella title said it all ! This is pure fucking filth !!
What an excellent gross, gore, and funny read !!!

Sean Hawker has a talent for writing ,about vile characters, who are doing sick, atrocious, insane things .
Donna is the worst. She’s so gross ! ( Simon please, don’t inspired Sean too much. One Poo lover is enough 🤣🤣🤣 I’m kidding !!! ) What she did to the masked man is so evil, it’s perfect !😆😈

A particular scene with tapeworms, made me figuratively puke in my mouth. I never read something like that . I think I prefer to read about people drowned in 💩. 🤣🤣🤣
I enjoyed it very much, even if I was gross out most of the time. 😆

I highly recommend this novella to splatterpunk’s fan , who enjoy their stories, spiced with the filthiest imaginable things.

PS: The cover is brilliant ! I love it !!

[Janie · Rating 4 out of 5]

Always remember that no matter how dark and depraved some lives become, there is always the chance that wishes can come true. This novella pushes all the triggers. Can you handle it? Can London? Read with caution and avoid main roads.

[Corrina Morse · Rating 5 out of 5]

That was epic! This Is Pure Fucking Filth is Pure Fucking Brilliance!!
There is absolutely no holding back, Sean goes straight in with the brutality! He has a great style of writing that keeps you hooked and wanting more! This was HILARIOUS, BRUTAL and absolutely, brillianty VILE!!
Also, you can definitely see the Simon McHardy vibe now, no doubt about that!! 😉😉💩💩💩💩
Dare You Enter The BLUE WAFFLE BROTHEL????

Sean is a delightfully, sick, twisted, individual. My favourite kind!!
5 gruesome, leather gimp masks from me! (Why is there no gimp mask emoji?? 😂)

[nark · Rating 4 out of 5]

pure fucking filth indeed. absolutely depraved and insane, but very entertaining.

[Vicky Lelove · Rating 5 out of 5]

Title says it all, really. Tho, I was pleasantly surprised with the story. Completely gross with a lot of humor.

[ᗩᑎᗪᖇᗴᗯ · Rating 5 out of 5]

Enter The Blue Waffle, the brothel where wishes are granted!

Tragically disgusting, violently hilarious and disturbingly epic, Sean Hawker's latest more than lives up to its title.

If vile and unhygienic body fluids oozing into places they should never go are a problem for you, if you're bothered by murder, dismemberment, cannibalism, coprophilia, lipophilia, or rose budding, then you might want to give this one a miss.

Still with us? Take some time to enjoy the fabulous cover art, gird your gut and find a comfy spot to immerse yourself in pure fucking filth!

[John The Crippledgimp · Rating 5 out of 5]

Man the title says it all. What a fucking ride. This story rules. I don't want to say to much but if you are into extreme horror this will tick every box and just about every trigger there is plus a lot of this book is hilariously gross and the whole story is just one gigantic WTF😆😆😆😆😆😆 Sean Hawker you have a new fan man this is my second read by Hawker and it didn't disappoint. Read this fucking filth it's awesome.

[Frank · Rating 3 out of 5]

Look out Simon McHardy, gross has a middle name and its HAWKMAN! Sean Hawker's This Is Pure Fucking Filth! provides 99.9% pure filth. And Sean and working on finding the last 1%

Punters be warned. HAWKMAN is soaring the skies hunting you down to toss your stodgy ass in the pages of his next mad release.

Keep your bones harder than Chinese math. Don't eat for 6 hours prior to consuming this Sean Hawker novel.

[Ryder Kinlay · Rating 5 out of 5]

I snatched this up as soon as it went on sale. I mean, The Captive Dwarf was one of the best things I've read recently, how could I pass on the chance of supporting Hawkman, Godless and grabbing it at a steal at 50 cents. This is Pure F**king Filth was so well written, brilliant, violent, funny and absolute perfection. Heck, and the cover is amazeballs - it needs to be released as a paperback and hardcover - maybe Hawker could extend it or do a collection with this one as the main. Now that would be awesome sauce. Hawkman is stomping his way and showing that Brits aren't all about cucumber sandwiches and cups of tea. Nice one. Five stars.

[River Dixon · Rating 5 out of 5]

Perfect balance of filth and dark humor. Some of the best metaphors I’ve read in a long time. I’m considering volunteering at the hospital reading to comatose patients. If I do, this will be the first one I read to them.

[Kevin Sweeney · Rating 5 out of 5]

For a short but glorious period of time, the renegade British publisher Creation Books had an imprint called ATTACK! Books, featuring such wonderful titles as "Raiders of the Low Forehead", "Get Your Cock Out", "Tits-Out Teenage Terror Totty", and the magnificent "Vatican Bloodbath." I can't help but feel that the Hawkman would have found a natural home there... and that is a high compliment.

[Simon McHardy · Rating 5 out of 5]

I read all of Hawkman’s books on the shitter with a bucket between my legs and a priest on standby. The tapeworm scene had me changing buckets and suspecting Hawkman has made a pact with the devil.

[Lindsay Crook · Rating 5 out of 5]

Bahahahaha.. What?.. Wait... Seriously what?.. 500 foot c*ck thing.. Blue Waffle the brothel and Donna Kebab. This was so much fun to read if you love disgusting filth and brutality which I do. So much. Mchardy feels but with a British twist. Yeah I'm loving this authors brand of sickness.

[Leigh Shepherd · Rating 4 out of 5]

Just wow, what a pleasent bed time read lol ,as extreme as it gets,you've been warned.

[Todd Love · Rating 5 out of 5]

Filthy - yes. Great read ~ yes. The Hawkman soars in with another depraved and wonderful tale. I can honestly say that I will be a fan for life of this great and talented author.

[Renée · Rating 4 out of 5]

The title says it all. Pure f**king hilarious fun!

[Matthew Clarke · Rating 5 out of 5]

If you’re looking for a book that will guarantee your ticket to hell then look no further. I can only pray that when I get there, it will not be as foul as the depths of which the HAWKMAN pulls his characters from.

[Scott · Rating 5 out of 5]

Sean Hawker's latest novelette drips with enough diarrhoea (the fancy British spelling) to collect in the nooks and crannies of your Kindle. But, that's not to say it's not a fun, funny and very fucked up read. Starring a T&A team of uniquely-skilled hookers with a penchant for providing their punters with way more than they've paid for, this one reads somewhat like an x-rated "Little Shop of Horrors" meets a very messed up version of "Aladdin." Without spoiling too much of the gooey goings on here, Hawker puts a clever nipple twist on the creature feature that those with a stomach for stomach churning humor will find themselves vigorously rubbing their own lamps to, while only wishing that the story didn't end so abruptly. Nevertheless, consider this another considerably worthwhile way to spend an hour, with the hopes that we don't have to wait too long for this loony limey's next wank-worthy work.

[Tim Eagle · Rating 5 out of 5]

You will be blinded by the descriptive tale of filth, but elated by the tapestry of real dysfunctional characters. Each of the Blue Waffle brothel workers have a wish that they want granted, will their hard work for those wishes pay off? Only the monster conjured by a stretched out porn star will determine their fate and hopefully a wish come true. Read this if you want Pure Fucking GENIUS! Steve Hawker pulls you in, chews you up, and then spits you out! Enjoy!

[Jennifer Matchett · Rating 4 out of 5]

Well the title certainly didn’t lie. A nice quick little tale of debauchery with a splash of evil giant cock monsters.

[Teragon Bearyn · Rating 5 out of 5]

Grotesque, putrid, more synonyms for disgusting, sexy?Just what I like! The story follows some deranged ladies that work at a place called the Blue Waffle Brothel(How does that not immediately pull you in?)and their conquest to feed living things to the creature living in their basement.
The title serves this piece well.

[Sheldon Jimmie · Rating 4 out of 5]

That was kind of gross haha, remind me not to go to Blue Waffle House!

[Paul · Rating 4 out of 5]

Interesting read, not to much into the whole aspect of the book in the science fiction monster part . I rather have a more realistic gore torture S&M, but the characters are great and you end up liking the trio of dominatrixes with a heart of gold

[Michael · Rating 5 out of 5]

Another great Godless exclusive. This story starts with a bang and dosen't let up. Good creature feature mix up as well.

[Cory · Rating 5 out of 5]

Wow and I thought Die, You Fucking Cunt was rough. From the jump this story is insanely twisted. Get the shower ready once ya finish reading this one!!! Good job Sean!!!

[your morbid obsession Minerva🖤 · Rating 3 out of 5]

This is a nice short read. Gory, gross, deviant, funny. The ending was cute ☺️

[Nick Watters · Rating 4 out of 5]

This was my introduction to Sean Hawker. This truly was pure filth. Pretty short read so it got straight to the point. A small group of far less than perfect sex workers were promised one wish. All they had to do was summon an ancient evil, and keep it well fed with London's easily forgotten men.

Sean had fun writing this for sure, and I enjoyed reading it every bit as much!

[Matthew Vaughn · Rating 4 out of 5]

The title says it all! This is extreme, violent, gross, and funny.

[Aiden Messer · Rating 4 out of 5]

This is pure fucking filth indeed
It was a fun read, with great characters!