The only thing I found was a mystery was why this went to publish, and also how it ever intrigued me to read the first book let alone the second one. When I saw this I was so glad I didn't have to buy it and could just borrow it, because I was determined to just finish this and get the ending to what happened. I was so sick of the vague descriptions, the useless drama of these two roommates that took up chapters on end, the WORST most flat chemistry ive read, the random uninteresting characters and on top of this the absolute most stupidest main topic: MAGPIES, IF I READ THE WORD MAGPIES ONE MORE TIME ITLL KILL ME. They still gave no reason for this goddamn magpie bird shit, the most irrelevant useless thing ive ever heard that basically ripped off the kingsman series idea of having the housestaff as the protectors of a society. it was there with no purpose!
Halfway through this book I knew there were only a couple possible endings, and what disappointed me was that there was so LITTLE good characters to choose from I knew this was going to have such a basic plot twist. When this ghost writer actually fooled me in my own annoyance that the murderer was Mr willis, which I fell for by the way only BECAUSE this was so poorly written I actually thought this was the only plot twist they could amount to. What were they thinking with this student/teacher relationship? You think I want to read about that? I don't even KNOW mr willis, all I know is that he had a fiancee, is a teacher and acts and looks like a pedophile and Audrey and Ivy pretty much just leave it at that. They go on and on about him, about how creepy and nasty he is, which he is but I don't care about what these girls see and think I want to see it MYSELF through actual SITUATIONS. these girls did NOTHING except have arguements with each other, talk about the magpie society alllllll the time but never actually do any research, have coffee, seem to come across all the evidence they need, talk to their boring head teacher, and have little laughs together. the fact they call themselves teen detectives, yet do NO effort except just question every random thing and pretty much do nothing else.
Patrick was another one that irritated me. We heard nothing from him and then suddenly they'd be in his flat having coffee. I thought one of them was going to get with him, but apparently not. So why was he even there? Also I was confused what happened to him with his apartment burning, and how that even happened. They never explained it!! Having the pov from these two busy bodies whoo like to go on about the school's rich history and bird furries who seem to be giving out mixed messages of terrorising the school with no reason. Confused what even went on there. They talked about all these secret passages and things, but what did the actual society do? Everything in this story was just hyping up stuff and then not committing. So there were 2 societies and some random gardener boy with hidden cameras spying on the head teacher's house is running one going on about 'protecting' the school. It was actually just plain SAD that they tried to have the school shutting down as a plot twist, because we all know this was never going to happen and it would all work out in the end. I honestly never liked the gardener boy anyway, was kind of in relief him and his grandpa left when some year 7 fell off a tree they were supposed to have taken care of. If this happened in the uk I think more people would be laughing at that kid rather than being concerned about the poor 80 year old grandpa with no home who was meant to add a cone next to the tree. I found most of the supposedly dramatic events happening in this book as actually just funny. The hot tub one was the best in the first book, but comedy just got even better. Its revealed that the school shutting down after all these murders is going to be replaced by a HOTEL SPA RESORT. Who in the writers room ever wanted this to be an idea !! All the characters are super serious about it and actually getting wait.. EMOTIONAL? this school is bad enough! Maybe a hotel spa resort would be better than all this murdery magpie secrecy stuff they're always going on about saying it makes them feel so scared and stressed. Then Audrey's dad is pulled into this? Her family drama was dull and unnecessary- should've been cut.
On top of this, Ivy thinks some flyers that she hands out can actually inspire a revolution that can stop the school closing down. This would just never happen, and that's why it was so unreadable because there is no way in hell a school with such a big history and such high social educational status would be replaced by a last minute hotel spa deal.
Then, Clover. Oh clover. Her death should've actually been acknowledged more, rather than just being added to the pile of list of girls dying at this school. And I think that's the point Ivy and Audrey were trying to make, despite contradicting their own words. She was mourned for a couple pages, and then just faded into another drama about the magpie society and those pointless invitations they got. Plus Yolanda and Harriet, these girls who were just seemed to be THERE with some average comments to bring to the table, no personal life and absolutely no other purpose in the story. How did Ivy know them? What subjects did they take? Hell, what did they even LOOK like? The fire thing offset me completely, it was just this hunk added in to divide the book. I like how constantly throughout this book, Audrey and Ivy actually believe the school is like a character with emotions and feelings, as if every. single.person.in.illumen.hall.actually.would.CARE.
Bit annoyed I ever really got an actual world build for this too. There was no map, no uniform explanation, no made up classes or any other teachers beside a perv, head mistress and an old man. there was so much potential with a story like this, especially with the old style boarding school setting
By the end of it, I forgot there even was a school. They never explained the boarding aspect of it, or anything else except for sitting down for breakfast. I was so sick of Ivy and her illumen hall obsession, just wanting her dragging sentences to forever end and leave because no one is ever that committed to a school and anyone who is usually doesn't openly word it.
this book was poorly written. am I allowed to say that? there were clear grammar issues, and not any good sentence structure. I was told everything. EVERYTHING. In short, direct sentences. Then there was the swearing, which I didn't mind but did feel like was just randomly thrown in there, but with the such basic language crossed with the dark topic of murder and teacher/student relationships, im genuinely wondering who actually is the target audience? WHO. what age?
So lastly the ending, which I can definitely say was AN ending but maybe not the right one. It was good to have, and wasn't entirely easy to guess but once it sat with me for an hour I started to question how that even made sense with ANY of this book and Ivy's pov the ENTIRE TIME. So she was lying? There were so many missed opportunities to add in glitches in ivy's memory or confusion or any kind of guilt. So apparently not, and they went straight for making her a downright evil psychopath. I feel like with everything else going on, they never made it obvious Ivy was thinking of anything else. what happened to mr willis then? Plus also did Audrey just get murdered? A third book CANNOT happen. if they try to juice this any longer, id like to see them try.
Really was wanting some emotion from Ivy in this book, but never really got it until the end. it felt fast, thrown in there. Didn't go with the story or the character. Oh, I know how it felt: a cold, feathery slap in the face telling me I just WASTED reading this book for every single last clue to be some trap planted by miss piano genius revealing all she did was just add them for DRAMATIC EFFECT.
After all this time, WHAT EVEN HAPPENED TO LOLA. She fell off a cliff? I never understood her as a character!! so over it. At that point, I was just daydreaming of the ending where they all get a massage at the hotel spa resort they should've put in and get some therapy, then actually go out in the world and not just sit in this stupid little boarding school and whimper about their education rights.