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168 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 2012
“This is Franz Maihem with ultraurgent breaking news. We are linking you live to our FBI contact Chet Stirling for an emergency announcement. Chet, go ahead.”
Chet stands at his desk for several awkward seconds, staring blankly at the camera as the audio delay ticks by. Then his voice crackles as he says, “We have received a communiqué from the so-called Ice Queen Killers, whom our agency has classified as the greatest terrorist threat facing America today. They are more dangerous than al-Qaeda, the Taliban, North Korea, or Iran. They are even more dangerous and ruthless than domestic environmentalists. They are our top priority and we pledge to eradicate them.”
Franz asks, “What does the communiqué say, Chet?”
“It says, ‘We will stop killing rapists when men stop raping.’”
Franz asks, “That’s it?”
“That’s it. The entire message.”
Franz asks, “What the heck does it mean, Chet?”
Chet responds with the uncertainty of a man standing waving his arms while he cries, “Where’s my ass?”: “Well, Franz, we’re baffled. We have no idea what this could possibly mean. It’s certainly shocking and depraved, but you know chicks, I mean women—they’re incomprehensible.”
“What do women want? That’s the age-old question, isn’t it, Chet?”
“Yes. We’ve done extensive research on this question, and experts concur that women are irrational, hysterical, and contradictory. They often say no when they mean yes. In fact, sometimes they’re saying no with their mouths at the exact moment their eyes, and often their tantalizing breasts, are saying yes. They are devious, manipulative, lying, cheating, slutty whores.”
Franz clears his throat. “The message, Chet?”
Chet regains his composure, such as it is, and says, “Cryptologists are urgently trying to decipher this message as we speak. As soon as we figure out its precise meaning, we’ll alert the public. Meanwhile, please remain vigilant and report any suspicious activity.”
-The Knitting Circle Rapist Annihilation Squad, page 96
More than 11,000 rape kits that were left in police storage, some for 20 years, are to finally be tested after a $4 million grant from the attorney-general.
The discovery of the kits gathering dust in a Detroit warehouse in 2009 has shocked prosecutors, who have pushed for the evidence to be processed and the rapists to be brought to justice.
On Wednesday Michigan Governor Rick Snyder and attorney-general Bill Schuette announced that $4 million in settlement funds will be used to examine the kits.
*Funds used to collect evidence from more than 11,000 Detroit rape kits
*DNA matched in 136 cases already, including 32 linked to serial rapists
A five month CBS News Investigation of 24 cities and states has found that more than 20,000 rape kits were never sent to crime labs and an additional 6,000 rape kits from active investigations are waiting months, even years, to be tested.
“You can’t just take the law into your own hands.”
. . . “I couldn’t possibly do a worse job wielding the law than they [police and the courts] do.” . . .
. . . “You’re asking for social chaos.”
“Marilyn, social chaos is when 25 percent of all women are raped and another 19 percent have to fend off rapes, and nothing is done about it.”
“Well, Franz, they’re just like every normal rational serial killer in every way, but for one bizarre, freaky exception.”
“What is that, Chet?”
“It’s almost unheard of in the long, illustrious history and tradition of serial killing. It’s frankly horrifying.”
“Tell us, Chet.”
“All the victims are men.”
“First he comes to a [knitting circle] meeting, next he’s telling me what to wear and to make him a sandwich. Gradually it escalates. . . . Brigitte gets lost and it becomes all about ‘we.’ ‘We hated that movie.’ ‘We plan to buy a house in the suburbs.’ ‘We decided that Brigitte’s soul was superfluous so we sold it.’ . . . Fuck that.”